Grease Monkey reviews

the grease that keeps my brain moving

This shit is 🔥 but it depends on the brand. But I am a Good Day Farm guy myself and that Greasemonkey from GDF I got is so sticky you can just mold it into shape when you roll it. Smells amazing like carrots 🥕 yes it has a carrots taste also but this is tight because carrots are good for you so when you smoke it betacarot whatever is in it you benefit from it. It even reminds of like eating carrot cake. One good pull off my joint and I could feel it tingling, the classic high feeling like when I was a kid. 42 yrs old been smoking since 93' so 29 years I been smoking and it seems like alot of shit just dont do it but this one here is certified by a smoking ass getting high ass m f'er! It's not a couch locker but I started on the couch watching GOTs and shit got crazy interesting quick, but I just now got up to get some coffee and I am not ready to smoke again yet and its been like an hour. So fresh this Greasemonkey is. It is very beautiful too. I'll describe it as Purple Mountain Majesties, its got autumn colors purple dark green and blue and amber. Like looking up a mountain side in December, like right now 😆 lol. Buds are mixed all sizes big ones, little ones , all lush all natural smells I will say. Alot of stuff seems like it is sprayed with scent but nothing from good day is bad 😆I will say I am at the point where I dont care what it is, if it came from GDF its on the one fresh and fire I expect nothing less from these guys but Greasemonkey is gr8. Even though gushers gave me a headache, thats on the low though 😃 its all good, some strains just don't hit me right but the quality was still there and I can respect that and I dont BS it just wasnt for me but I saw that the quality was was still of the utmost. And Greasemonkey is no exception I got an 1/8 for 24.99 plus a military discount 15% so get it while the gettin is good 👍

I threw my back out and was looking for some relief. This strain really did it. It relaxed my muscles and eased the pain nicely. I highly recommend for anyone experiencing muscular pain.

Uplifting and talkative, chill

Top 3 favorite smokes for sure. Great resinous buds, super potent.

Over the last few months iv been grabbing some decent weed but this is the nuts. I dont find it incredibly strong at first but come 10pm tonight il feel intoxicated and hella sleepy! I went off the mind bending bud so went to sheffield blues for 6 weeks or so but i dont mind grease monkey at all. Its perfect the deals come massive the Qs i get for 50 quid are gargantuan and the joints can last hours and looses no taste when left sitting in a ash tray. I wouldnt give this to a newby, this would be silly and cruel but for a advanced pothead this is what you want! Paul sheffield

super euphoric 15 minutes in. skin was crawling in a good way. pain is non-existent and I'm ready to take on the world

Very medicating strain. Can definitely notice the medicating effects off the bat, felt relaxed and super hazy almost immediately. Really earthy and diesel flavor profile going on with this strain! Seems very good for pain relief and stress - feel sleepy as im typing this! 8.5/10 - Even for veteran smokers this is going to hit like a train🚊🚞🚞🚞 be warned