Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
As always I only write a full review after growing, and or breeding with the strain .
This strain I grew from seed and ended up with two Phenotypes,both stellar. The first Phenotype grows short and bushier then the second Phenotype which I kept after gifting the first to a close friend. Long story short, I liked the strain so much I decided to back cross with a reversed male GG#4 male , and eventually back to the the original cut of Grease Monkey. I hope the images download because she's a beautiful beast to behold.
"Grease Monkey", also known as "Grease Bucket", is a cross of "Gorilla Glue #4" and "Cookies and Cream". Flavor wise, you can definitely taste the Cookies and Cream lineage. The overall flavor is earthy and herbal with notes of diesel and sweet undertones. However, in terms of effects, you almost immediately start to feel some of the famous sensations provided by it's GG4 predecessor. Nice calm head high that follows with a wave of relaxation down the body. Not too heavy behind the eyes. This has probably become a top 15 strain for me, and I am sort of picky lol. Overall 8/10.
Not the best tasting stuff out there, but it more than makes up for it in performance. Up the bowl a tiny bit, and you’ll be rewarded with a real nice full body high.
The description is pretty much bang on the way I felt last night. Good head buzz that has relaxing euphoria that pretty much knock you out in less then an hour if not doing anything. I also found it to be a bit of a creeper as well. Sweet and diesely flavour a little harsh but not to bad. I Scored an oz of this for 80$. Money well worth spending at 25.4%.
Went to my favorite dispensary to buy an early Christmas present. I had been wanting to try some Gelato but they were sold out. I asked my bud tender about Grease Monkey. He just smiled and said “Strong”. I told him “That’s what I want.” At 29.20% THC I figured what the heck. Got an 8th., and an 8th. of GMO cookies, which I also have never tried. Crumbled up a small bud, took one hit and almost instantly got a powerful head rush. Second hit and the body high kicked in. I quickly decided this was going to make my top 5 list. I would not recommend for anyone trying to get anything important done. Definitely will buy again. Haven’t tried the GMO cookies yet. If it’s as good as the Grease Monkey I’ll be ecstatic. Thanks to the people at Elevate and From The Earth Westside in K.C. for providing this wonderful strain.
Grease Monkey chunky, that funky monkey! Grease Monkey has me feeling like a melting scoop of ice cream. All my anxieties and physical pains melt away. It makes me feel relaxed, and I always feel well-rested he next morning after using it at night.
October 7, 2023
I see why they've crossed "GREASE MONKEY" with so many other top tier strains because the results are stellar.. Super intense buzz, GG#4 shines through even though it looks more like 🍨 cookies and cream 🤤 ... this will be a staple in the rotation, Certified ✅
I've never had it until now and my colleagues all agree,This project is called "Friendship Super Bud" The people involved were taken on board multiple UFO and also shown alien dispensaries on earth and so far are very pleased . I was told if we had kept smoking Brown frown AKA Reggie Bush they would have destroyed our planet.
but luckily Master botanists across the world got it together and the most beautiful flower is being grown nowadays bringing us to new levels and heights and for some of us different planets. ✌🏻👽💚
This is perfect for focusing. byfar my best strain yet. Only downside is it makes my hearing uber active and i can hear everything going on in class