Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
Pretty nice vibes. Doesn't leave me super drained. Been dabbing this in an e rig for a while now definitely one of the better strains if you like being productive while high
I am a very seasoned smoker but last year was required to give up smoking. Since then, I have been experimenting with edibles. I live in Thailand where Cannabis is currently legal and absolutely available everywhere, in shops in all the main areas. Besides all the fancy strains, top shelf there are two local strains, one is the famous Thai Stick, which is the plant, not the product *(known here as Squirrel Tail). The other most commonly found is Green Crack. For a couple of years, I have tried to establish if this is the one that Snoop Dog rates so highly or just a name added to another local strain. Smoking it was always a case of two joints to get a numbing effect, okay for sleeping or chilling out with a game. I ate about 3 grams of decarboxylated Green Crack weed earlier today and I can concur with many of the reviews here. The hit was very different from whenever I smoked it in the past. It came on quickly after a couple of hours on a semi-empty stomach. I felt a very speedy hit followed by a period of high energy where I could conduct my job in a very productive way. The hit was very strong and took me by surprise - I had never had the same effect in the past with Green Crack *(Thai style). It is very cheap, and I got 20 grams for 200 Baht *(USD 5.40). Necking those 3 grams or 4 grams got me very buzzy and focused , so definitely great for a wake and bake and throughout the day. However, my experience was to eat it rather than smoke it, a different type of hit.
Herd this stran went by another name until snoop dog called it “green crack” so I had to find it.
First run in was magical! Portland Oregon Sumer 2021. Cross country trip from Tybee island to Seattle. Hit a random dispensary and was amazed by the display and selection, they had a special for some strands, gorilla glue, Pineapple Express and last but not least green crack.
First was express (because of the movie) nice buzz and handled my back pain diligently.
Then it happened a magical moment, I feel in love with the taste and high of green crack. Needless to say, I enjoy being a green crack head. The energy and taste had me. Almost instant beam of divine light from the weed gods surrounded my ever lasting soul and gave me a sense of inner peace and oneness with the entirety of the consciousness of being. The high was instant and sustained for a nice duration, time became a secondary construct to the giggles and stories shared by the pack of stoners entertaining me, there was a sense of yeah I love to get weed high…
As an artist it does not curve or hinder the creative edge, it took away my pains and caused classic buzzed conversations… like if we have abandoned homes and homeless people, why can’t we just combine the two to take care of 2 problems… the answer of 4 stoners was because then I would pay too little in taxes to support the authoritarian officials who tell us how to live… ah I can almost taste her now that sweet earthy fruity note followed by a tail end of skunk… the little nose tickling kind.
This is my preferred strand, I was on gorilla glue but the munchies were way to harsh! So green crack provides the desired high for about 3 weeks then I got to switch and come back at a later date…
So remember stoners, rotate the crops!
Had a sesh with a friend of mine and he brought some over Never had it so I was excited. Fist bong rip immediately tasted earthy, almost just like dirt but I enjoyed it. Good energetic high, some tingles and feeling vary motivated. 10/10 for a through out the day high if not smoked too much but NOT recommended for new smokers I’m fried🤣🤣
August 17, 2025
I paid a little more for this than I do with my regular strains, but holy shizballs this one kicks!
I was not expecting to be super braindead for 2 hours, but I embraced it and now all I can think of is Green Crack
10 of 10
Good upper. Usually a smooth hit and a decent flavor.
A nice upper sativa. Increases arousal. Never a bad option.
The name is true to the feeling. No strain has ever made me as energized or excited to do things as Green Crack. Truly one of the greatest daytime strains, if not the best. It could replace morning coffee and caffeine all together for me, it’s just as energizing. AMAZING strain for working out, gets me so excited for my next set as soon as i finish one. By far my favorite sativa and a contestant for my favorite strain of all time. If you’re looking for an energy boost, nothing tops GC