Green Crack reviews

Herd this stran went by another name until snoop dog called it “green crack” so I had to find it. First run in was magical! Portland Oregon Sumer 2021. Cross country trip from Tybee island to Seattle. Hit a random dispensary and was amazed by the display and selection, they had a special for some strands, gorilla glue, Pineapple Express and last but not least green crack. First was express (because of the movie) nice buzz and handled my back pain diligently. Then it happened a magical moment, I feel in love with the taste and high of green crack. Needless to say, I enjoy being a green crack head. The energy and taste had me. Almost instant beam of divine light from the weed gods surrounded my ever lasting soul and gave me a sense of inner peace and oneness with the entirety of the consciousness of being. The high was instant and sustained for a nice duration, time became a secondary construct to the giggles and stories shared by the pack of stoners entertaining me, there was a sense of yeah I love to get weed high… As an artist it does not curve or hinder the creative edge, it took away my pains and caused classic buzzed conversations… like if we have abandoned homes and homeless people, why can’t we just combine the two to take care of 2 problems… the answer of 4 stoners was because then I would pay too little in taxes to support the authoritarian officials who tell us how to live… ah I can almost taste her now that sweet earthy fruity note followed by a tail end of skunk… the little nose tickling kind. This is my preferred strand, I was on gorilla glue but the munchies were way to harsh! So green crack provides the desired high for about 3 weeks then I got to switch and come back at a later date… So remember stoners, rotate the crops!

Had a sesh with a friend of mine and he brought some over Never had it so I was excited. Fist bong rip immediately tasted earthy, almost just like dirt but I enjoyed it. Good energetic high, some tingles and feeling vary motivated. 10/10 for a through out the day high if not smoked too much but NOT recommended for new smokers I’m fried🤣🤣

I paid a little more for this than I do with my regular strains, but holy shizballs this one kicks! I was not expecting to be super braindead for 2 hours, but I embraced it and now all I can think of is Green Crack 10 of 10

Good upper. Usually a smooth hit and a decent flavor.

The name is true to the feeling. No strain has ever made me as energized or excited to do things as Green Crack. Truly one of the greatest daytime strains, if not the best. It could replace morning coffee and caffeine all together for me, it’s just as energizing. AMAZING strain for working out, gets me so excited for my next set as soon as i finish one. By far my favorite sativa and a contestant for my favorite strain of all time. If you’re looking for an energy boost, nothing tops GC

A nice upper sativa. Increases arousal. Never a bad option.

By far my favourite sativa - A long lasting, energetic high, that's amazing for when I need a laugh. The perfect remedy for chronic depression. 8/10

Green Crack is an infamous sativa that brings strong highs and energetic relief of stress. The bud had a strong fruity fuel aroma, with lots of strawberry blonde hair. It breaks up into a lot of fluffy bud. The release of tension is the first thing that you notice as the high sets in. This delivers the alertness and energy of a sativa with the carefree relief of pain, depression, and anxiety. Great for daytime use, focus and creativity, ADHD, PTSD, fatigue, appetite suppression, and migraines.