Hippie Crippler reviews

This is the happy focus I needed. It hits strong upfront, so chill for 15-30 min. I have a higher tolerance and one bowl was more than enough to get me motivated and start my day. Some reviews have said that this caused an anxiety attack. I have severe anxiety and I did not experience this. But I think the essential here is make sure you sit and relax after the first hit for up to 30 min. If you like Green Crack and still want to feel a little happier, try this.

I haven't smoked this strain in almost 5 years, it's what sparked the start of my marriage. To this day it's one of the only strains to actually mess me up while still able to lift off the couch. My Husband and I still talk about the blunt I rolled that kick our d**** in the dirt. My buddy and I haven't been able to get it since, this was before dispensaries in my area. I'll always leave it in the suggestion box.

don't usually smoke sativa so this may be a little decency biased but this hit really hard. like bolt of calm energy that made me really talkative but also had me zoning out a bit. not the best to smoke before going to sleep lol

One of the single strongest strains I've ever had the pleasure to consume in my life. This is some tip-top shelf cannabis, definitely connoisseur grade flower. Initially, I was surprised to learn this stuff was a sativa-dominant, because the couch lock was real for me. I didn't want to do ANYTHING except watch Rick and Morty or sleep. In retrospect, I can now see the very cerebral sativa styled effects. This stuff made me feel like I was hallucinating the first time I solo seshed with it. It was a very "buggy" kind of high, I got a bit paranoid, a little bit of anxiety but nothing I couldn't handle. And oh boy, the cotton mouth on this particular cut was pretty evident for about an hour and a half. But, besides a tiny bit of anxiety and some serious cotton mouth, I have nothin' but a whole lot of love for Hippie Crippler. |BREAKDOWN:| Effects - 10/10 Taste - 6/10 Appearance/Bag Appeal - 8/10 (Covered in trichomes) Smell - 9/10 Comedown - Gentle-Moderate Overall - 8.25 (A strong 8, the taste heavily swayed the total).

Cultivated by Pure Ohio Wellness in Ohio.No pesticides,100% all naturally grown.Great strain for med purposes if having aches/pains or headaches. Fruity/Earthy nose with fruity taste. Triched out with a lovely visual of popcorn buds. Heady and uplifted and made my depressed day turn into a constructive productive day instead. Accomplished things and back felt normal in doing it. I would recommend for people who want something to smoke early if you don’t want to feel bogged down before the day begins. Uplifted cerebral feelings give you the gusto to start the day and finish it without feeling like your mind is melted.Recommend to those who are looking for a nice morning/daytime strain.🏥🌲😎

Picked up from DCs Phinest. Very strong diamonds. Excellent! Like a lot

Don’t let the name fool you this is a great strain for a happy fun relaxing high. Very uplifting and happy feeling. I get more from it out of a water pipe over rolling. If you just want a happy feel good buzz that can be manageable throughout the whole day this is a great strain for you.

This strain definitely gives the feeling of being transported to another dimension. Helps with Anxiety and Calms the body and mind. Yet giving you the energy to do activities, for sure a favorite of mine