Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
It tastes and smells like its home grown.
My go to strain. It’s like taking adderal but without the nasty side effects! Takes the edge off small aches and pains and keeps me moving and motivated. Definitely a mood booster. Pineapple Express makes cleaning fun and jogging 1000% better! Can’t get enough of this strain. It’s one I’m finding I never want to be without!
I'm a fairly small female who smokes the concentrated cartridges as opposed to traditional flower. I enjoy Pineapple Express. It evaporates any anxiety and stress that I am carrying physically and mentally without the "couch-lock" sensation. The strain has a decent taste and aroma although a little hard hitting.
I had Pineapple Express miss from cuts leaf. Some of the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked. Light sweet taste on the mids compared to high grade mendo breath. Light sweet in pineapple. Smells sweeter
Personally, I found this to be a weak strain. I've held off on this review for about a year because I wasn't sure if I was just not getting the most optimal use out of Pineapple Express but I've come to find that this one just isn't for me but could be for others.
For me this is a bubbly high; it's like the light beer of the liquor world and that it takes a very large amount of it to get me feeling anything 'worthwhile'. However, Pineapple Express being a hybrid I do have to praise it for being precisely in the middle of that spectrum. The balance struck is perfect should one be looking for an afternoon delight as it should leave you in above moderate condition.
Having the pleasure of enjoyed this through flower and vape carts I can firmly say that the flavor is incredibly tropically fruity. I'd argue a more banana taste over a pineapple one but it doesn't detract from the enjoyment.
Tl;dr: A fine strain for a beginner or average user to get them through a light afternoon. Uplifting, subtle head high, and a soothing relaxation with a fruity hit to the taste buds. Not for me, but might be for you!
Defintely feel the alertness and energetic high after just a couple bong hits, I have a higher tolerance and this weed hits me very good, I love the feeling of this high and recommend it!
Totally just alright. Of course the movie sets a certain expectation, but this was typically unpleasant. Didn't taste good, was consistently a stressful high that would be fine if it provided a lot of energy but quickly dissipates into a very hazy stoniness that would usually provoke a several-hour nap.
I really like this strain for my migraines. It instantly takes away any throbbing pains I have. I still have the migraine, but it's no longer debilitating. It's pretty mild tasting and good for people who don't smoke often.