Pineapple Express reviews

I dont say this lightly, this strain is weed PERSONIFIED! This is the ONLY strain where anxiety and paranioa don't overcome it or creep in the back of the mind. It's a sativa yet has the body high, calmness, and a slight body tingle of a really good indica. If you want to sleep you can, if you want to get up you can, no couch lock. Munchies are slight but not overbearing, youll be satisfied with a good meal not raiding your pantry every 5 seconds. And the best part is that the strain lasts a long time roughly 2+ hours you'll still have a dumb grin with nothing being able to bring your mood down. Even slight annoyances go away with ease. If I could smoke this everyday I would! My 2nd fav strain of all time!❤️🔥

This is a great strain for both night time and during the day for me. It makes me feel super relaxed. It’s definitely more of a head high. This strain doesn’t give me the munchies at all which I really like because I eat too much lol. It really helps with my severe anxiety and depression. It also really helps me to chill out at night. It also helps me focus on things so much better since my adhd makes it extremely hard to focus most of the time. It does make me a bit tired especially towards the end of the high. But not too tired, I can still function during the day after smoking Pineapple Express. If I wanted to though I could lay down and sleep while high on this strain. Also it helps with my migraines and not many things help my migraines.

At first puff, a bit nutty with a clean diesel line that opens to a tropical smell.. like the strain is grounding you before it hits you. At first, I feel clear headed, with a calm grounded yet light presence and good energy both physical and spiritual. That was the first feelings to hit. I also felt at ease, happy, warm, and focused. This all eventually leads to a feeling of relaxation, with the happiness, warmth, and ease all remaining throughout. It’s a top five strain, magnificent.

The train slowly rolls out of the station, then picks up speed. Strap in for a smooth ride as the world flies by. Stimulating head high balanced out by a dull physical relaxation. Can be cognitively disabling once it hits. You think you're thinking clearly until you step back and realize everything's all jumbled up, but eventually the smoke starts to clear away and settles you into a balanced, stony mellow. Yawns are on the horizon. This one's a creeper: take two hits and wait a while to let it set in before going in for more. Tastes piquant like spicy teriyaki grilled pineapple garnished with stinging nettle.

Pineapple Express!!! A fkn household name this day in age! Wow!! It's a surreal pleasure to smoke! Don't ever turn down the opportunity to pick up some of this special flower, because it's taste + smell is almost 100% guaranteed to impress you EACH TIME!!! There's no denying (partially because of the movie, of course) it's one of the best "crowd-pleaser" strains. A1 concert/festival pack that's sure to make a few people smile when they hear what flavor you brought in. The smell resembles that of a plate of freshly sliced ripe pineapple! Tastes a bit more like mixed citrus juices than the pineapple itself though, but the tropic'ness & dank'ness come through nicely as well. Slight hints of (generic) pine terps occasionally sneak through both the smell & taste, but it isn't overpowering at all like some Pine Tree tasting strains can be! Hahaha!! UNDOUBTEDLY, Pineapple Express is in my top 10 favorite strains of all time! 9.75☆/10☆ Must try before you die folks!!! I'll try it again & again each time I run across it... until it (probably will?) goes extinct... :')

As a 50yr old that hadn’t tried weed since high school I will say this stuff was amazing! I went into a dispensary and let them know I was looking for something to smoke occasionally instead of drinking alcohol, and something good for social activities and just chilling out. The bud tenders recommend I try this. Let me say I’m happy I took the recommendation! I thoroughly enjoyed the high from this. It smelled good, tasted good and seems like it is just an all around good for anything cannabis. I can use it at social gatherings to have a good time or I can smoke it alone at the beach to just chill out and relax. I would recommend Pineapple Express to anyone who is looking for a seemingly very versatile cannabis experience.

was 🔥! IDK how it's a sativa. Nice body high, which i haven't felt since grade school. EUPHORIC! HUNGRY, and you feel it through next mouring if smoked in the evening.

This is the best strain I recommend my local CVS will stop to get a smoke in, kindly