Sampson gets me lifted. He wasn't even in that movie.
Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
Hate this weed. Made me and my gf depressed with a headache. Non-productive, lazy, unfocused, and spaced out. I was almost uncomfortable. Good for mild pain relief. Experienced deep thoughts but without the happiness was a lot of dark thoughts. Tried this several separate times and had the same results. Vaped a cartridge.
Best fricking strain for killing anxiety in its tracks. No paranoia what so ever and has that beloved happy high. Feels like I’m sitting in Hawaii watching the water and hula girls
In concentrate form it’s got some fruity hints along with earthiness. Nice head buzz. Happy, uplifting and energetic.
Bought this strain from a friend’s referral, man, it’s good to have friends :) Very lite and tasty...and you can really smell the pineapple in the fresh buds and the sweetness hits you after a toke on the back end. It was a lot Stoney-er than I expected......don’t-cha love when that happens??! This is what I like to call a wide eyed high..,super Stoney, yet I vacuumed my domicile....and I’m using words like “ domicile “.....I could see being really creative w/ this bud riding shotgun,..enjoy this one, just chillin’ or out and about....
Smell: I've tried Pineapple Express several times and each time the smell fills up the whole room haha. Definitely LOUD PACK Certified (check mark). If you're living at home or in another persons space definitely worth keeping in a sealed jar if you can. Taste: The taste is in the name, as rare as that sounds. Extremely smooth, I smoke flower with papers or blunts. Cough friendly forsure, if you're not a fan of the "marijuana" taste you won't have that here, very appealing and fruity. Roll-ability: 10/10, this may be a weird field to review but if you love the art of rolling, doesn't matter how fresh a strain may be, some just don't let you get those perfect L joints, cones, blunts etc. High: You can view the effects I personally felt while smoking Pineapple Express (Creative, Energetic, Focused, Talkative). Extremely talkative and focused, as I went from just talking about work and making jokes for ages with the hommie, then straight to playing cards and winning obviously with the aided focus. Very nice balanced hybrid where you can enjoy a productive day with no down moments because hey, you're high, be happy.
3.9 / 5 stars! Didn't live up to the hype 😞
Loved this strain