Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
This is an extremely potent sativa. I don't think this would be very good for people with anxiety. I love my sativas, but I'm feeling very jittery with this one. Getting a lot done, but feeling a little shaky, tingly, and jittery. It's almost as if I drank a pot of coffee. Not sure I'll be coming back to this strain, as I don't like feeling wired out.
As usual Pineapple Express gets me where I need to be, been one of my fav’s for over 10 years now 10/10
The train slowly rolls out of the station, then picks up speed. Strap in for a smooth ride as the world flies by. Stimulating head high balanced out by a dull physical relaxation. Can be cognitively disabling once it hits. You think you're thinking clearly until you step back and realize everything's all jumbled up, but eventually the smoke starts to clear away and settles you into a balanced, stony mellow. Yawns are on the horizon. This one's a creeper: take two hits and wait a while to let it set in before going in for more. Tastes piquant like spicy teriyaki grilled pineapple garnished with stinging nettle.
March 15, 2026
I always feel high on this strain. hybrid is my favorite variety.
Pineapple Express!!! A fkn household name this day in age! Wow!! It's a surreal pleasure to smoke! Don't ever turn down the opportunity to pick up some of this special flower, because it's taste + smell is almost 100% guaranteed to impress you EACH TIME!!! There's no denying (partially because of the movie, of course) it's one of the best "crowd-pleaser" strains. A1 concert/festival pack that's sure to make a few people smile when they hear what flavor you brought in. The smell resembles that of a plate of freshly sliced ripe pineapple! Tastes a bit more like mixed citrus juices than the pineapple itself though, but the tropic'ness & dank'ness come through nicely as well. Slight hints of (generic) pine terps occasionally sneak through both the smell & taste, but it isn't overpowering at all like some Pine Tree tasting strains can be! Hahaha!!
UNDOUBTEDLY, Pineapple Express is in my top 10 favorite strains of all time!
9.75☆/10☆ Must try before you die folks!!!
I'll try it again & again each time I run across it... until it (probably will?) goes extinct... :')
I usually get anxiety while smoking cannabis, however this strain curbed that very well! Even with a classic “Sativa” style high, it was quite relaxing and didn’t produce anxiety like I’d assumed it would.
As a 50yr old that hadn’t tried weed since high school I will say this stuff was amazing! I went into a dispensary and let them know I was looking for something to smoke occasionally instead of drinking alcohol, and something good for social activities and just chilling out. The bud tenders recommend I try this. Let me say I’m happy I took the recommendation! I thoroughly enjoyed the high from this. It smelled good, tasted good and seems like it is just an all around good for anything cannabis. I can use it at social gatherings to have a good time or I can smoke it alone at the beach to just chill out and relax. I would recommend Pineapple Express to anyone who is looking for a seemingly very versatile cannabis experience.
was 🔥! IDK how it's a sativa. Nice body high, which i haven't felt since grade school.
EUPHORIC! HUNGRY, and you feel it through next mouring if smoked in the evening.