Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
I usually prefer indicas as I find the energy from sativas too much with my anxiety, but it’s mellows here with a buzzy euphoria and sense of heightened expression. Perfect daytime high or when you want to expend creative energy.
September 27, 2017
I don't like Pineapple Express.
It's not right for a stoner to lay to rest their strain, it should be the other way around... tears up*
What I don't like about it; the nugs are very loose and light. Taste, smoke, effects are all weak. What I do like; the look and aroma. To me, Pineapple Express is a mirage. The look is awesome, keify bright and light green nugs with fat moderate light orange hairs. Smells like lush tropical fruit, yum. Taste of smoke is what I smelled. Super smooth on inhale. Barely noticeable lung expansion as exhaling. A light minimal cough creeps up after a a few breaths after exhale. Great body, but terrible personality. A burst of euphoria that's short lived that fades into a mellow uplifted happiness. I put on some reggae, jammed out on the couch while burning through the whole sack. After smoking a lot I had the munchies pretty bad and was able to relax. Definitely not a one hit quit. I could image this being a good strain for a day on the beach... for someone else. Pineapple Express isn't for me. I try to avoid getting it.
Bought some for the 1st time in Palms Springs. I am inpressed! Very sociable, fun and relaxing.
The first time I smoked it was 4 years ago. I was a rookie smoker and I freaked out. Horrible experience.
Second time was last week, it was incredible. I had gone months without smoking and this was totally worth getting back in! It was very uplifting, I just felt happy and giggly.
It was a high I really needed, especially because the last few months have been very stressful. Good thing I bought a lot of this, I'm gonna need it!
It makes me feel overflowing with happiness, nice and relaxed yet able to be productive through out the day.
November 22, 2017
Made me enter a zone of a completely different reality. Everything felt shaky and wobbly, I was definitely couch stuck and was tripping balls. Lots of fun, had a nice pineapple taste as well. 5/5
October 29, 2017
A legendary strain. My buds had a very overpowering mango/cedar aroma. I noticed a very high increase in creativity with this hybrid, which leaves you with a narrow slice of consciousness in your control, enough to be aware of what you are doing without going into autopilot.
Literally tastes like pineapple, I think it's the best tasting strain I've ever smoked!! Major munchies, I can't stop eating hahaha and I usually get all giggly and smiley(': I'll love it forever - the dopest dope I've ever smoked