Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
I've been waiting a few smokes to rate this. This didn't work for me at all. I have major depressive disorder and this literally felt like getting drunk in the sense that it was a downer for me. It made me think about everything wrong and made me even more depressed. I also used it for light pain multiple times and it didn't do anything for that either. What a boring high I got from this. Even though this has all the hype and sex appeal by smelling good, looking good, and having a movie named after it, it didn't do what I needed it to. Plus this left me in a haze to where I felt foggy. Much like when you drink too much alcohol and start getting drunk and are near that "I'm about to pass out" point.
No joke about this one... I'm primarily an indica guy but I sometimes have a taste of sativa for the morning and twilight. I love how quickly your perception becomes clearer but to the point you're sort of distracted by all the woven intricacies of experiences that come from such clarity. It is mind blowing how euphoric and powerful the thoughts explode into healthy branches within my head. The after effect is just pure bliss. Happy and smiling. Makes me feel like I've been enlightened.
One of my favorite and i really enjoy it every time i smoke Pineapple Express! I had smoked at 11 PM but i thought it's 6 AM in the morning and in one hour i need to go at work :D very funny, uplifting and strong strain ! LOVE IT <3
I just smoked pineapple express feels great relaxing but alert at the same time I love it
February 26, 2017
UPDATE: This was my first strain in cartridge form, ever. My initial review was a bit rushed and novice. This is definitely a hybrid. I'd say 3/5 mental and 2/5 physical high. Too much of PE makes my brain go weird though. Not a huge fan of the overall high. Heady in a weird way and physical in that you're hyper aware of your physical needs, etc.
This had pretty good sized buds, I bought an ounce and was worried it would be lower end and it actually ended up being pretty pretty good. Good high, relaxed, I had an accident with the jar it was in so I had to smoke it all out of a bong so I got crazy high off this.
Definitely lives up to its' name and reputation. Being in high school when the Pineapple Express movie came out, this strain is particularly elusive to me. On the nose, deep tropical notes hit you right away, almost a humid feeling when you have some fresh bud. A very bright, pleasant flavour with a fruity aftertaste. Really digging the high. Relaxed enough that I can chill out with a movie and have some laughs, but not so heavy that I couldn't get up and run some errands. Be wary of a wake and bake. It hits hard. 5 stars from me and my girlfriend!
I've grown it indoor and outdoor it's a very resilient strain easy to grow, potential for huge colas outdoor a bit prone to rot if humid out. a room full of budding pineapple express is a smell not soon forgot. it's definitely an all day smoker doesn't fog the brain keeps you motivated and inspired to keep moving on through the day. smoked the bud exclusively for 3 months and enjoyed every minute. I definitely will visit it again in the future!