Pineapple Express reviews

My go to workout strain. Perfect pre-workout medication and doesn’t give me the jitters like caffeinated powders. Especially good experience when exercising outdoors.

A classic for a good reason, this pungent strain crosses the effects of a head rush with the benefits of relaxation. Well-balanced cerebral and bodily buzz. While I've been able to get a few things done, this strain is more of a couch-locker for sure. Perfect for quelling racing thoughts, playing video games, or chilling with friends.

Excellent day time or evening experience always a go to choice no matter what the medical symptoms of menopause bring!

This is my favorite daytime sativa. The nose on the flower is a spicy citrus smell that I just love to take in, kind of reminds me of hot cider or apple pie where you have that apple cinnamon smell. The taste is the same, always love it, and it's my favorite daytime sativa because the buzz is strongly euphoric and uplifting while only moderately stony and psychedelic; you're probably not going to smoke Pineapple Express and have your head blown off like it's Chem Dog or Super Lemon Haze, but that's not what it's for. This is a great daytime activity strain; working around the farm, going hiking or bike riding, going to a concert, playing an instrument etc. is what this strain is perfect for. And I love the way my pipe smells after I've smoked Pineapple Express, it's this sweet woody scent that smells exactly like cherry pipe tobacco. This is a certified Top 5 strain for me, Best Daytime Sativa.

It's Pineapple Express, the dopest you've ever smoked. It really is THAT good, almost legendary. Smoked this in my parent's garage after getting out of the military, and a Coloado - Illinois motorcycle trip in the middle of the summer. It's good, it made you feel at home, like a king, just like being a teenager in high school in the summer. You want to listen to Blink-182 and smoke with Joey, talk about all the stupid BS in life and laugh like it's the summer of 2010. Yeah, it's seriously that good.

It’s a good high but does rarely live up to the hype. Nice and happy smoke mostly though.

tastes like an orange creamsicle; super light but deffo makes me hungry. i go thru like 1-2 protein bars every time i smoke it

I noticed while Pineapple Express is a game-changer for daytime use. In flower form, the smell is incredible—like walking through a tropical fruit market. There’s a strong pineapple and mango scent with a hint of earthiness that just makes you want to dive in. When smoked, it’s still fruity but smoother, with a slightly herbal, peppery finish that lingers pleasantly. The effects are uplifting and energizing, perfect for when I need to shake off stress or a bad mood. It’s like a mental reset that doesn’t leave me couch-locked. Whether I’m tackling projects or just out and about, this strain keeps me productive, focused, and feeling good. Also, it works wonders for easing stress and giving me a positive boost without feeling foggy. Highly recommend for daytime relief.