Pineapple Express reviews

An experienced user; tried this off a vape cart after hearing about it from the movie that takes its name drone this. A line in the movie “the dopest dope I ever smoked” isn’t far off. The cart for this one might be the perfect method for those new to and/or moderate users of marijuana. The taste is very fruity and not very skunky; pleasant and goes down without that harshness that many red haired strains seem to have. Effects are super uplifting and will make you happy and really enjoy your day. You will be hungry, cottonmouth, and you’ll feel buzzed and giggly; but should be able to function. New users can use this in daytime settings but not only if you’re not driving because you will easily zone out. Another thing is the buzz is perfect... kinda like a Red Bull or 5hr Energy type buzz but without all the jittery that 5hr and most sativas seem to have. You’ll feel energized; but won’t sit there wondering “is my heart beating too fast... oh no am I having a heart attack” like some of the stronger buzzing sativas will do. I took this strain to an outdoor food festival of “food trucks from around the world” on a sunny day in STL and it was one of the best days I’ve had in the last decade... good food, great buzz, fun with friends... a very social strain.

Pretty good. A slightly more energetic one. did get a little anxious but only a little. would smoke again.

I don’t want to be a cliche stoner, but good god this strain is lovely. It is my go-to happy weed. It just makes me feel like everything in life is so hopeful. If I’m feeling down, it lifts me up. And if I’m already happy, I’m downright gleeful. I also love the piney, buttery taste. Smooth high with a gentle sort of tapering off as time goes.

My very first favorite.

I really need to go easy on this one. It helps boost my mood, but I tend to take too much with even the smallest dose and end up very sick and unable to move for several hours.

Nice, fruity taste. Smooth intake. Very uplifting, happy buzz. Great for depression on a bad day. One of my top all-time favorites.

Really light and sweet. Plus a comforting high.

Very very nice!! I tried this strain a few months ago in the same form from the same cutivator (Cresco pre-roll) and for some reason found it a little off & not planning to revisit. But since it snowed here before Halloween, it's been freezing ever since, the time change has it getting dark at 4 p.m., and if it snows as late in the spring as it did this past spring (the last week of April), "winter" will be 6 months long, with or without another polar vortex, a tropical fruit and an express train heading south or west (and one too many case of the jitters from racy, purer sativas--I'm looking at you, IESO's version of Maui Wowie) kept stopping me every time i looked at my dispensary's menu. Thus I found myself buying another PE pre-roll by Cresco (THC: 25.68%), unwound it to vape the contents, and was very pleasantly surprised. Very nice, happy, fun, upcheering high. I dunno why i didn't fancy it the first time i tried it. Possibly then it gave me some anxiety, but my tolerance has gone up, as I have been using more cannabis to help me stop completely freaking out about a situation involving my mother and a sudden diagnosis of a rare and aggressive cancer- 'nuff said--so I could be there for her and not be freaking out 24/7. A few hours' untroubled tropical vacation courtesy of this happy strain was just what I needed. (I was still in a good mood when my mom called to say she'd been released from the hospital, and she was happy that I was happy, so that was a win-win; and eff you, evil drug warriors who decided that our official American intoxicants should be alcohol and cigarettes. You can stick to those when your mothers get cancer.) All in all a very nice experience, especially under the circumstances. No anxiety this time. I'm putting this one in my rotation. Sometimes it's good to get back up on the horse. (The animal, not the drug. MMJ is also how I stay OFF opiates. come to think of it, my shoulder wasn't bothering me this afternoon, either. Just starting up again now. So it must be good for pain, as well. Have a pineapple-express!