Pineapple Express reviews

Been smoking weed since last year and ever since I started, I learned that this shit was made for me all along. Last night at a party, my homeboy Brandon hooked me up with 2.5 nice grams of something that he described as “some good fucking weed” so after hearing all about it, we proceeded to roll a nice RAW Organic Hemp Pre-rolled cone of this glorious weed. We’re just chilling, you know, the usual talk, talking about dumb shit. Until I fucking felt this sweet pineapple and sweet taste and feeling of this weed kicked in. There was no doubt that this was some next level shit, and I felt the same feeling that I felt one of the very first times I smoked weed, and I knew then and I know now that this was nothing more or less than Pineapple Express, fuck man this fucking strain is in a movie! So after having an awesome night with my friends I proceeded to ask Brandon what strain that was and guess what? The words that came out of his mouth were Pineapple Express, while kind of laughing it out, as if he knew that I felt how good that was. If you can get your hands of this God’s juicy and tasty gift, don’t even dare saying no. 5/5.

Meets the expectations set by the movie. Loved it.

This was a slow onset for me, I used it in syringe form. Loooong........ lasting... 🤯🤯🤯

An awesome sativa with a heavy high and super energy. Prefect to relieve anxiety and make you melt into the environment. Don’t hit too hard -it’s strong.

Total classic

All aboard the Pineapple Express, Sativa-Hybrid by Cresco! “Welcome home dear” is my first thought as my younger lips touched the cart tip. Pineapple Express is a return to old times, longer days, family picnics and when all lead wasn’t ‘bad’. With its linage in Trainwrek (Mexican, Thai & Afghani) and Hawaiian, Pineapple Express is a strong sativa leaning Hybrid strain that knocks both your ass and your mind clear out of your body. For me, a morning and afternoon train ride only. Here’s the juice: Cresco #Cresco Yeltrah 500 mg CO2 cartridge from #TerraVida Holistic Centers THC: 63.48% THCA: 1.28% CBG: 0.87% Da’ Terps: Terpinolene: 1.39% Anise, Ginger Myrcene: 0.73% Lemongrass, Hops Limonene: 0.38% Lemon, Juniper Pineapple Express is celebrated for calming muscle spasms, pain, depression, social anxiety- releaf and euphoria. It is not known for being able to accomplish tasks or meet deadlines. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. But, when you open up and let the train in, smoked pineapple will become your new conductor of love. The first vapor drawn in unfolds a lightly snowed landscape with scattered pines and juniper bushes. Grilled pineapple skews your senses as it builds into a peppered tropical fruit salad in your mouth. *swallows* At the midpoint, anise and nutmeg flirt with hops and lime to round out the flavorful exhaust. You are left with fumes of lime accompanied by fallen corpses of over-toasted marshmallows on the damp forest floor. Pineapple Express is a fantastic medicine for staying cheerful, happy, smiley, calm and awake. Let’s make it a party! I will be pairing Pineapple Express with cranberry seltzer over muddled raspberry ice cubes. For a nosh, dim sum styled service of pickled vegetables, spicy cabbage brisket and thick- cut pieces of rosemary herbed roasted potatoes. To finish, a dollop of amaretto whipped cream sits akimbo a slab of bittersweet chocolate cheesecake bringing me back down to my knees. All aboard! Thank You for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. 💚 Be Kynd to One Another 💙 💚 🍍🚊 💜

I have pretty severe generalized anxiety, severe depression, ADHD and insomnia. More often lately, I'm seeking cannabis for my depression and anxiety. As a rule of Thumb, bud tenders have steered me away from Sativas, and more towards Indicas. I bought a Pineapple Express 1-1, as much CBD as THC content per cart, and it does not disappoint. This strain is high in Caryophyllene and Limonene, which actually reduce anxiety. For a Sativa, this strain is now at the top of my list. (Some paranoia) I actually can intake before work and function very productively, long laughs, euphoric but crystal clear alertness... I'm looking forward to trying its flower.

This strain is very very tasty and a great high for the pain