Pineapple Express reviews

All aboard the Pineapple Express, Sativa-Hybrid by Cresco! “Welcome home dear” is my first thought as my younger lips touched the cart tip. Pineapple Express is a return to old times, longer days, family picnics and when all lead wasn’t ‘bad’. With its linage in Trainwrek (Mexican, Thai & Afghani) and Hawaiian, Pineapple Express is a strong sativa leaning Hybrid strain that knocks both your ass and your mind clear out of your body. For me, a morning and afternoon train ride only. Here’s the juice: Cresco #Cresco Yeltrah 500 mg CO2 cartridge from #TerraVida Holistic Centers THC: 63.48% THCA: 1.28% CBG: 0.87% Da’ Terps: Terpinolene: 1.39% Anise, Ginger Myrcene: 0.73% Lemongrass, Hops Limonene: 0.38% Lemon, Juniper Pineapple Express is celebrated for calming muscle spasms, pain, depression, social anxiety- releaf and euphoria. It is not known for being able to accomplish tasks or meet deadlines. Pineapple does not belong on pizza. But, when you open up and let the train in, smoked pineapple will become your new conductor of love. The first vapor drawn in unfolds a lightly snowed landscape with scattered pines and juniper bushes. Grilled pineapple skews your senses as it builds into a peppered tropical fruit salad in your mouth. *swallows* At the midpoint, anise and nutmeg flirt with hops and lime to round out the flavorful exhaust. You are left with fumes of lime accompanied by fallen corpses of over-toasted marshmallows on the damp forest floor. Pineapple Express is a fantastic medicine for staying cheerful, happy, smiley, calm and awake. Let’s make it a party! I will be pairing Pineapple Express with cranberry seltzer over muddled raspberry ice cubes. For a nosh, dim sum styled service of pickled vegetables, spicy cabbage brisket and thick- cut pieces of rosemary herbed roasted potatoes. To finish, a dollop of amaretto whipped cream sits akimbo a slab of bittersweet chocolate cheesecake bringing me back down to my knees. All aboard! Thank You for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. 💚 Be Kynd to One Another 💙 💚 🍍🚊 💜

Best. Strain. Ever.

Im motivated to do stuff... more productive and focus.

This strain was ass tbh

Sweet pine and citrus flavors. Good quality smoke.

Honestly smoke it if you want to smoke “Pineapple Express”. Do NOT smoke it if you want a strong high. It is a very mellow high. I always thought this would be the “bees knees” of weed! This is the most overrated strain in my opinion. I have smoked it from 3 different dispensary’s and it was always just an average high. In Leafly ratings it’s a 3.9-4 at the most. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it’s not anything special.

High quality

Some slight anxiety bumps in the road but mostly a smooth and satisfying experience.