Runtz reviews

Holy Bazinga Bing Bong Burger that shit had me swayin like a bobble head I felt like I was playing poker with a pack of dogs and they blew me up like Oppenheimer I took a walk thru my neighborhood and wondered into a sewer to find the teenage mutant ninja turtles and that post smoke shower with my speaker had me singing like I was in the lineup for Coachella. This matched with scrolling thru old videos on my camera roll felt like I was witnessing one feature length masterpiece after the other and once all that was over my high ass crawling into my bed gave me the same satisfaction as if I had just ran a 5k and came in first place 🥇

I had no body. I was a thought. I love this strain!!

Bought an 8th of this from Reverie 73 along with some Pineapple Haze for my old man for Father's Day. I ended up with Buckin' Runtz, which is a cross between Gelato 33 and Tina. The aroma was that of dark fruit (blueberry, black raspberry) with hints of pepper and sage. The flavor was about the same but with a subtle cinnamon and dark chocolate flavor as it burned into a fine white ash. The effects were interesting, hence why this gets four and not five stars: I am on the autism spectrum (at least, suspected) and my wife has done a masterful job of reprogramming my filter settings throughout our nearly 20 years together. This strain de-programmed a lot of those filter settings as it gave me a cerebral but stony high that turned me into a blunt (pun intended) citizen of the household. After a quick, enjoyable, but albeit awkward zesty session with the wife (will re-do this evening since she got back late last night and didn't have time to indulge), I drifted down the Wikipedia, YouTube, and TikTok voids before falling into a satisfying sleep. I'm gonna give this another shot tonight and while I was impressed with Buckin' Runtz, further investiture is needed!

After reading all these different reviews I thought I would come out of my indica journey and try a hybrid... It's ok. I just prefer indicas like Blue Agave, Granddaddy Purple. I felt naked and afraid coming from smoking those to trying runtz. I had to smoke 2 joints to get what I usually get from a half joint of some good indica. I gave It a 4 because I didn't want to drive down the review because it is ok, just not for me. I got serious issues that only a Grandaddy could help 😂. But it did finally put me to sleep.

my favourite strain of 2022. love from the first second i laid my eyes on her. as soon as you light it the instantly recognizable pungent sweet stink fills the room. its a quite heavy hybrid that can seriously conk you on the head

My absolute favorite hybrid! It looks, smells and tastes amazing. All of its children are wonderful, but nothing beats the origional. I recommend this strain to everyone, it doesn't cause anxiety like sativas can and won't knock you out like an indica might. It's the perfect hybrid, and has everything a connoisseur can hope for.

Runtz is a staple for a reason. Smells and taste amazing. Helps alleviate pain and makes you feel like you’re walking on a cloud :)

All the munchies. Good for binging and projects.