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Purchased a random eighth from FMH in Lowell after they didn’t have a strain I wanted. Earthy, skunky aroma with a hint of hops and herbal undertones. Flavor was somewhat non-existent, it took a good six or seven pulls to get a faint tobacco and vanilla woody flavor out of it. By then though, you’re baked af. It has shades of indica with the focus of a sativa, very good for gaming and music creation and consumption. Intimacy with the wife was hot, your imagination could run wild on this! It’s not for beginners as it challenged this now veteran partaker!

Bought an 8th at FMH after reading some good reviews and wow, I wasn’t disappointed! The nose is straight lemon, like astringent Mr. Clean lemon and hops. The taste follows suit but it also leaves your mouth tingly, like you just ate some lemon Pop Rocks. The feels are very interesting but basically your head, especially forehead on up, feels like it’s weighted down. Everything else feels floaty, dreamy, and yet there’s focus as well. It’s very unique but I like it a lot! Intimacy with the wife was amazing as well, even though the strain is not overly arousing it does not detract at all. A 5-star strain for sure!

Bought an eighth from Full Moonz in Northern MA, a classic strain inspired by my old man introducing me to the older varieties. A woody and pine nose followed by a faintly chemical but woody flavor gets the party going. This strain is indeed a party! It keeps you active, you’re gonna want to indulge in video games, something creative, or something sexy after having this because it does indeed heighten everything! Heck even watching soccer highlights is fantastic. Downside to this is that you wake up (if you do it late night like I do) feeling like a vampire on a day pass: groggy, hungover-like, and craving sweet energy drinks. A day strain for sure but a good night strain if you’re not ready for bed quite yet ;)

Another eighth from FMH in northern MA. Bought this alongside the Northern Lights as I needed some indica for a late week one hitter before bed. This one is an interesting one! Ripe green apple and orchard fruit (hints of peach, tart raspberry) on the nose but the flavor has an apple and chemical blast in store. Very off putting! It’s not sweet tasting, just harsh. The effects are typical indica but go easy on this one: I overdid it on the first sesh and it really made me paranoid, lots of terrible, pervasive thoughts. That said, these thoughts only came at the outset so once I got past them, it turned into a very relaxing bed lock. A second sesh was a lot more relaxing on a Lower dose but the pervasive thoughts did appear again at the start. Very odd, I’d recommend this for experts, not beginners.

Found an 8th at Full Harvest Moonz in northern MA. Thanks to my old man, I have an appreciation for older strains and this one is a phenomenal one! Herbal, pine, and a tinge of citrus hops on the nose is followed by a satisfying woody flavor. As it burns, chocolate notes and caramel sweetness can be discerned. This is a straight up indica with the effects: heavy head, heavy eyes, total bed/couch lock. It is perfect for a late week or weekend de-stress sesh.

I was gifted this by my old man for Christmas after he asked his local dispensary for the weirdest indica they had available. And I am glad that he did gift it to me! Smell is straight up gas, like jet fuel-grade. It is a bit nutty and berry on the tongue though but the gas definitely comes through. Focused and relaxed, watching soccer highlights was calming and it felt very nice. Weighted blanket feel for a while before the drowsiness kicks in. Intimacy with the wife was great as well. Good strain!

It’s been a while since I’ve tried an 80% or higher match from this site, so when I had to restock the wife’s edibles at Lazy River, I picked up some of this strain. Right off the top: blueberries, sweet blueberries aroma. The taste was creamy, like a tinge of funk with some herbal essence thrown in. The effects are something else! Tons of focus at first then after about 45 minutes I got a Weighted blanket feel, disorienting at times, totally in the clouds. Some dark paranoia too. I tried a lower dose and it was a bit more even. The zesty session with the wife was absolutely sensational, saw stars! Great strain, totally recommend!

My old man had some of this stuff and gave me a few buds. He told me to take it easy as it is a harsher sativa than even what he, a veteran stoner, would be used to having. Me being me, I didn’t listen. I was in for a ride! First impressions: herbal, grapefruit, slightly catty. Easy on the lungs though with a very citrus and peppery flavor. The effects were hyper focused, tingly, weighted in the legs. With 6-7 hits though, there was also paranoia and racing thoughts; with 5, that was the sweet spot. So lower doses=no paranoia for me. And because the wife and I love to uh, have zesty sessions when we’re indulging, yeah the arousal definitely was there! Overall, not a bad strain, just listen to my old man’s advice and you’ll be fine…

I have always wanted to try this strain! Needless to say, it was a bit of a letdown. A sparkling grape juice and skunk aroma gives way to a piney, gassy, and slight berry flavor. A relaxed high for about 30 minutes before it fades into a focused sleepy ennui. Zesty session with the wife was amazing though, very warm and uninhibited. My problem with this strain is the high felt very "thin", meaning I had to remind myself I had smoked. I didn't feel it after about 45 minutes, maybe I just didn't take enough? Well anyways, it's a good strain, maybe a decent day strain.

I originally bought this for my old man for Fathers Day, but I hadn’t had the chance to get it to him and I decided to just hang onto it and get him another strain. I’m glad I did because he’s definitely an all-out sativa lover whereas I’m more of a hybrid/indica lover. This has the best of both worlds! The aroma is tropical with hints of coconut, mango, and passion fruit. The flavor is creamy and fruity with a nice tobacco flavor toward the end. The effects are interesting: at first it’s an energy jolt but after like 20 minutes or so, it becomes a focused relaxation with a weighted feel on the torso. The intimacy with the wife was also quite nice on this strain as well but it wasn’t arousing like other strains I had. I give this 4.5 stars!