SFV OG reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain SFV OG.
I loved everything about this strain except for the way it looks. I have chronic pain and extreme anxiety, and I usually can't smoke sativa. This is definitely a sativa leaning hybrid, but didn't give me any anxiety at all. It had 28.9% thc. The high was really mellow though. U get a head high 1st that makes u focused and euphoric. After about a half hour the body high hits. The body high helped my pain a lot, but didn't cause me any couch lock. The high lasted for about 3 hours. This is a really good daytime strain, although I smoked it at night also n it didn't keep me awake.
I really believe that SFV OG gives you super powers. 15 minutes after my first dose In a room full of people, the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen started a conversation with me. We hit it off and I got her #. After that at Taco Bell some random woman though she remembered me and insisted to pay for my food. I’m not sure if was just me or the SFV OG. I’m curious if others have had that same outcome?
THE BEST STRAIN POSSIBLE FOR ANXIETY, this is my 2nd favorite strain ever. this strain is so good for anxiety and stress relief, I would die to smoke this again
"this shit strong"
These are the words that come to mind, as I traverse the plain of consciousness as butter glides over hot surfaces becoming one with the ebb and flows of a terrible universe.
My mind is none functional, these are words of reflex and fear.
Oblivion feels too sweet a respite from this sensation, evaporating so slowly only the last flickers of humanity are seen.
Bleeding, fruitlessly at the hands of fates cruel vengeance.
Reality bends to no one's will, it just is, as is this strain. There's no use trying to tame it or breakfree, you will fight it to "feel good" but it will pull you back and remind you where you see are and what you messed with.
This is wonderful and horrifying, leave your ego at the door.
September 2, 2021
Cultivator - Salty Cultivation
So, weird story. I smoked two hits before going into the grocery store, and mind you, I am a seasoned smoker. First impression, visuals are intense, vibrant, and almost psychedelic. The whole store was like going through a Christmas lights display. Until checkout. This man just stands right behind us, playing a song from Twisted Nerve (the whistling one used in Quentin Tarantino films) from his cell phone. I knew the weed fairies were fucking with me, because stuff like this just does not happen when I am sober. He is a white old fat guy, and my boyfriend is a brown man, so I thought, naturally, we were going to die. Probably not the best strain to go to the downtown grocery store at nighttime. So, long story short, this is a wonderful cerebral weed, gives a nice heady high with a hint of paranoia. You will be praying to God in your checkout line at safeway to not get shot by a man who won't stop playing that whistling song from Twisted Nerve. Anyway, I give this 5 stars because, although it can cause paranoia, it does not when I am in the right mood in the right place. Just make sure to not casually smoke this like I did. Two hits, for me? A ptsd survivor? No, I was lit. I was lit for like two hours. This is STRONG, FUN, and will summon the weed faries to fuck with you :( 10/10 would do this again, aroma is a little minty with hints of lemon and deisel.
I feel very optimistic. That’s nice. Not much on pain relief, however.
This strain is a sativa dominant flower .it took away alot of arthritis pain but left me able to function very easily.it smelled and tasted alright .kinda peppery but lacked the skunky smell and taste .it is a darker flower and the thc level is in the 16 percent range and that's why I only rated this strain a 4 star .it took more flowers to smoke to get high .