SFV OG reviews

Cultivator - Salty Cultivation

"this shit strong" These are the words that come to mind, as I traverse the plain of consciousness as butter glides over hot surfaces becoming one with the ebb and flows of a terrible universe. My mind is none functional, these are words of reflex and fear. Oblivion feels too sweet a respite from this sensation, evaporating so slowly only the last flickers of humanity are seen. Bleeding, fruitlessly at the hands of fates cruel vengeance. Reality bends to no one's will, it just is, as is this strain. There's no use trying to tame it or breakfree, you will fight it to "feel good" but it will pull you back and remind you where you see are and what you messed with. This is wonderful and horrifying, leave your ego at the door.

I feel very optimistic. That’s nice. Not much on pain relief, however.

Amazing functional pain relief for arthritis and fibromyalgia! It's not the kind of pain relief by distraction-- it actually eliminates my pain for an hour and sometimes more. No harsh come-down. Perfect strain for me.

This strain is a sativa dominant flower .it took away alot of arthritis pain but left me able to function very easily.it smelled and tasted alright .kinda peppery but lacked the skunky smell and taste .it is a darker flower and the thc level is in the 16 percent range and that's why I only rated this strain a 4 star .it took more flowers to smoke to get high .

I just smoked this and it gave my mind a boost. Started thinking more creatively this usually happens when I smoke, SFV made this more noticeable. I like to rap this made that easier. Made forming words simple. Great high!

So, weird story. I smoked two hits before going into the grocery store, and mind you, I am a seasoned smoker. First impression, visuals are intense, vibrant, and almost psychedelic. The whole store was like going through a Christmas lights display. Until checkout. This man just stands right behind us, playing a song from Twisted Nerve (the whistling one used in Quentin Tarantino films) from his cell phone. I knew the weed fairies were fucking with me, because stuff like this just does not happen when I am sober. He is a white old fat guy, and my boyfriend is a brown man, so I thought, naturally, we were going to die. Probably not the best strain to go to the downtown grocery store at nighttime. So, long story short, this is a wonderful cerebral weed, gives a nice heady high with a hint of paranoia. You will be praying to God in your checkout line at safeway to not get shot by a man who won't stop playing that whistling song from Twisted Nerve. Anyway, I give this 5 stars because, although it can cause paranoia, it does not when I am in the right mood in the right place. Just make sure to not casually smoke this like I did. Two hits, for me? A ptsd survivor? No, I was lit. I was lit for like two hours. This is STRONG, FUN, and will summon the weed faries to fuck with you :( 10/10 would do this again, aroma is a little minty with hints of lemon and deisel.

Although a hybrid, this strain is strong on the Sativa side. I got a vape cartridge and the taste when vaping is amazing. Strong hints of citrus. Typical Sativa effects. Intense focus and cerebral activity that'll bring creativity to its absolute maximum. Stress becomes nonexistent. A mellow after glow can be felt about 2.5 hrs in. I also ate a giant burrito that weighted like a brick so beware of the munchies! 5/5 and potent too! Beware if you are a beginner.