SFV OG reviews

"this shit strong" These are the words that come to mind, as I traverse the plain of consciousness as butter glides over hot surfaces becoming one with the ebb and flows of a terrible universe. My mind is none functional, these are words of reflex and fear. Oblivion feels too sweet a respite from this sensation, evaporating so slowly only the last flickers of humanity are seen. Bleeding, fruitlessly at the hands of fates cruel vengeance. Reality bends to no one's will, it just is, as is this strain. There's no use trying to tame it or breakfree, you will fight it to "feel good" but it will pull you back and remind you where you see are and what you messed with. This is wonderful and horrifying, leave your ego at the door.

So, weird story. I smoked two hits before going into the grocery store, and mind you, I am a seasoned smoker. First impression, visuals are intense, vibrant, and almost psychedelic. The whole store was like going through a Christmas lights display. Until checkout. This man just stands right behind us, playing a song from Twisted Nerve (the whistling one used in Quentin Tarantino films) from his cell phone. I knew the weed fairies were fucking with me, because stuff like this just does not happen when I am sober. He is a white old fat guy, and my boyfriend is a brown man, so I thought, naturally, we were going to die. Probably not the best strain to go to the downtown grocery store at nighttime. So, long story short, this is a wonderful cerebral weed, gives a nice heady high with a hint of paranoia. You will be praying to God in your checkout line at safeway to not get shot by a man who won't stop playing that whistling song from Twisted Nerve. Anyway, I give this 5 stars because, although it can cause paranoia, it does not when I am in the right mood in the right place. Just make sure to not casually smoke this like I did. Two hits, for me? A ptsd survivor? No, I was lit. I was lit for like two hours. This is STRONG, FUN, and will summon the weed faries to fuck with you :( 10/10 would do this again, aroma is a little minty with hints of lemon and deisel.

Cultivator - Salty Cultivation

This strain is a sativa dominant flower .it took away alot of arthritis pain but left me able to function very easily.it smelled and tasted alright .kinda peppery but lacked the skunky smell and taste .it is a darker flower and the thc level is in the 16 percent range and that's why I only rated this strain a 4 star .it took more flowers to smoke to get high .

Although a hybrid, this strain is strong on the Sativa side. I got a vape cartridge and the taste when vaping is amazing. Strong hints of citrus. Typical Sativa effects. Intense focus and cerebral activity that'll bring creativity to its absolute maximum. Stress becomes nonexistent. A mellow after glow can be felt about 2.5 hrs in. I also ate a giant burrito that weighted like a brick so beware of the munchies! 5/5 and potent too! Beware if you are a beginner.

I feel very optimistic. That’s nice. Not much on pain relief, however.

Amazing functional pain relief for arthritis and fibromyalgia! It's not the kind of pain relief by distraction-- it actually eliminates my pain for an hour and sometimes more. No harsh come-down. Perfect strain for me.

YEAH now this is the old Hells Angels strain!!!!! A Few states were lucky to have contracts with Moxie n other dealers who recently got this!!! This is a strain they should have a holiday for, it,s up there with Northern Lights, Sout Diesel etc.... So I was thrilled when I was it SFV OG and it was going out the door!!!! Brought to us by Terra Vida and Moxie, Along with a myriad of others products Moxie has a strong following and LOW prices, good products....but SFV OG.... This is one of those strain ya hear about from ol Hippies like me who were at Woodstock or Altamont! As usual as I wrote the prelude...I jus used my new AIRIZER EXTREME Q VAPORIZER...and May I say HOOOORAH!!!! This is compared to the Volcano and guess what IT STANDS UP!!!n does even more.... I been using other vaporizers etc,,,, but today SFV OG went through a NEW DESK TOP....the flavor was like I never tasted, smooth, fruity, sticky, after 8 hits I had to STOP!!!!! Unlike other Vaporizers this kicks AZZZZn this strain does to together.....they got me, I’m sitting here holding the mouth piece watching some vape drip out. This is amazing...YOUmust get a quality vaporizer if u r gonna vape....the effects are TEN FOLD, you use 1/20 the herb...and it’s healthy for ya...... Ok now I have added a 8 pull session of THE WIFE A 17% CBD FLOWER.....I’m gonna put the rest of that last bowl...there gotta be 5 hits. Ok.....6 hits.....im....numb....head to toe,,, but not paranoia high just comfy body numb Now I will say..the REAL SFV OG is this ..MOXIE has it It was worth $65 for an 1/8 n I’ll be grabbing1/4 smoking n 1/8 n 1/8 for holidays n emergencies.. this is a great strain. This helps with EVERYTHING from shyness, to pain.....use this sparingly n find the correct medicinal dosage, If your like me disabled n living a life of pain.....PLEASE spend the $$$ n get a quality Vaporizer....a HOME DESK UNIT..the money you’ll save in TWO months you CANT NOT AFFORD IT! Not only do they save ya money by using so little herb, but giving you the ultimate effects, you can dial in the perfect temps.,,,, As far as SFV OG.....Local 81 approved!! Peace V