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This potent indica strain comes from a long line of heavy indica heritage. Envy will provide muscle-melting relaxation and hard-hitting cerebral bliss as you wade through a dreamy euphoria. Born by crossing Animal Face with Haterade, this strain is sure to satisfy even seasoned cannabis consumers with high tolerances.

Envy - Platinum Line

Haterade

Rainmaker Pre-Roll 1g

Rainmaker

Banana OG and Trophy Wife come together to create an indica-dominant hybrid we dubbed Gluttony. Make sure to have plenty of snacks on hand to indulge in, because this strain awakens the munchies like no other!

Gluttony - Platinum Line

Banana OG

Nitro Cake is brought to you by fan-favorites Ice Cream Cake and Weird Science! Earthy and tasty on the inhale with a smooth exhale, this indica-dominant hybrid provides a heavy body high that will melt away all of your aches and pains without overly sedative effects. 

Nitro Cake

Ice Cream Cake

Tahoe OG Pre-Roll 1g

Tahoe OG

Nitro Cake Bong Buddies

Weird Science Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! By crossing fruity and tasty Papaya with popular hybrid Wedding Cake, we have curated a peppery and sweet indica-dominant hybrid that is best consumed towards the end of the day. With a warm, tingly sensation that washes over your arms and legs and a dizzying head high that will leave you spinning, this strain is popular among users of all tolerances. 

Papaya Cake Bong Buddies

Papaya Cake

Panda Cookies is an indica-lover's dream! This indica-dominant hybrid is a result of crossing Starfighter with GSC Thin Mints, and has that classic sour taste with a touch of gas. Potent in nature, Panda Cookies provides users with a giggly euphoria, paired with an encompassing, tingly body high. It is a popular choice for users seeking relief from pain, nausea, and appetite loss. 

Panda Cookies Pre-Roll 1g

Starfighter

Layer Cake is a sweet, skunky indica-dominant hybrid with bodily effects that creep in slowly before overtaking you completely.  Before that couch lock settles in entirely, make sure you have plenty of snacks on hand and ready for the munchies! It is popular for its qualities including relief from pain, anxiety reduction, sleep induction, and appetite stimulation.

Layer Cake

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Kush Mintz and Golden Pineapple come together to create a tasty and potent sativa-dominant hybrid called Pineapple Mintz. Fruity terpenes tickle your tastebuds and awaken your senses, leaving users prone to bouts of creativity and fits of lighthearted giggles. 

Pineapple Mintz Bong Buddies

Golden Pineapple

Inzane in the Membrane is a sativa-dominant hybrid with a rich heritage, comprising of strains Super Lemon Haze, Forbidden Fruit, Ghost Train Haze, and Citral Glue. It has a loud citrus aroma, and provides the user with a boost of cerebral creativity and positive energy. Be prepared for an abundance of laughter and the desire to create!

Inzane In The Membrane

Terpee Slerpee is a stinky, flavorful fusion of garlic, mushrooms, onions, and orange zkittlez! Equally savory and citrusy, this indica-dominant hybrid is bursting with terpenes to maximize your high and relax you from head to toe.

Terpee Slurpee - Platinum Line

Terpee Slerpee

Triangle Kush and Animal Mintz come together in a perfect union to create a hybrid like no other. Wedding Cake is a perfectly balanced hybrid, with a smooth, stoney high that is good for any time of the day. Equally relaxing to the body as it is to the mind, this tasty strain is popular among medical cannabis users. 

Wedding Cake Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Wedding Cake

Lemon Sugar Koosh collides with Redneck Wedding to make the pungent hybrid we call Strange Lemons! Citrusy and earthy, this whacky combo provides a robust, absentminded high that is perfect for winding down after a long day. 

Strange Lemons - Platinum Line

Terpee Slurpee Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Citrusy and tangy, this regal sativa-dominant hybrid will dub you thoroughly stoned! With a giggly head high that sits at the top of your head like a crown, this is a perfect afternoon pick-me-up. By introducing Space Queen to Orange Zkittlez, we've created a deliciously zesty strain that will please even those with the highest tolerance in the land! 

Tangerine Queen Pre-Roll 1g

Space Queen

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Terpee Slerpee is a stinky, flavorful fusion of garlic, mushrooms, onions, and orange zkittlez! Equally savory and citrusy, this indica-dominant hybrid is bursting with terpenes to maximize your high and relax you from head to toe.

Terpee Slurpee Platinum Line Bong Buddies

This green monster was named after the Incredible Hulk’s alter ego for its hard-hitting potency. Originally a Colorado dispensary proprietary strain, Bruce Banner once tested as having the highest THC levels of any strain ever! High-testing THC levels make it a popular strain for high-tolerance consumers. Its effects pack a punch, hitting quickly and strongly before settling into an energizing, uplifting buzz with a boost of creativity.

Bruce Banner

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Triangle Kush is a phenotype of the classic OG Kush--an indica with a heavy couchlock, spacey giggles, and a solid case of the munchies. The perfect strain for those seeking relief from physical aches and pains, or just for winding down at the end of the night.

Triangle Kush Bong Buddies

Triangle Kush

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! A cross between Phat Panda’s top-selling Golden Pineapple and Hawaiian Puna Budder, this carefree sativa is sweet with citrusy tropical notes. Hawaiian Golden Pineapple is known to spark an adventurous streak, and is perfect for pairing with an outdoor adventure. It may not be a vacation on the beach, but this happy strain can still provide relaxation and peace.

Hawaiian Golden Pineapple Bong Buddies

Nooner is an indica-dominant hybrid bred from crossing Panda Snax #24 with Trophy Wife. This strain is known for its physically relaxing properties, having the tendency to reduce users to a puddle of zen with a solid case of the munchies before lulling them into a deep sleep.

Nooner Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Golden Pineapple is a potent sativa-dominant hybrid that will leave its user feeling euphoric and highly productive. Its aroma is described as fruity and light, boasting an enjoyable tropical citrus flavor. Golden Pineapple delivers effective relief for symptoms associated with anxiety and stress while still maintaining a physically energizing and mentally tranquil experience. This mood-elevating blend of Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush pairs well with game nights with good company.

Golden Pineapple Bong Buddies

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! OG Chem holds a special place in the heart of the American cannabis family history, and Phat Panda especially. Its genetic breakdown consists of a cross between two classics: Chem Dog and OG Kush. With diesel and pine notes, this is a skunky strain with a potent smell and taste. Uplifting and euphoric, this sativa-dominant hybrid is known to provide its users with a mood boost and artistic inspiration.

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