WE GROW AND SELL CANNABIS EXCLUSIVELY IN WASHINGTON STATE…NEAR CANADA.

WE ARE ROOTED IN SUPERIOR GENETICS COLLECTED FROM THE BEST BREEDERS IN THE WORLD…AND IN OUR COLLECTIVE LOVE OF SNOWBOARDING THE LEGENDARY MT. BAKER.

OUR GROWERS HAVE DECADES OF CULTIVATION EXPERIENCE…AND, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, LEGAL JOBS.

OUR BUDS ARE HAND-TRIMMED BY HIPPIES WITH DECADES OF EXPERIENCE…AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, LEGAL JOBS.

OUR ULTRA-EFFICIENT GROWING METHODS AND STATE-OF-THE-ART TECHNOLOGIES ALLOW US TO USE NO MORE SWEATSHOP LABOR THAN IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

WE STRIVE FOR CONSISTENCY, QUALITY, AND SUSTAINABILITY IN EVERYTHING WE DO…EXCELLENCE IS NOT AN ACT, BUT A HABIT.

WE ARE SUBDUED EXCITEMENT…AND THAT IS EXACTLY  WHAT WE PROVIDE.

Subdued Excitement (SUBX)

Concentrates

Cannabis

This indica-dominant hybrid is one of our current in-house favorites! The breeders at Divine Genetics have truly outdone themselves with this terrific combination of Chemdawg #4 x GSC (f.k.a. Girl Scout Cookies).

Chem Cookies

Chem Cookies - (Forum Cut GSC x ChemDawg #4)

Chem Scout

Sativa 70 / Indica 30 / THC: 22.8-26.6%
Lineage: Dutch Treat x Hawaiian Sativa

Hawaiian Dutch is a silky smooth sativa that satisfies even the discerning smoker. It combines the wickedly popular Dutch Treat, an indica-dominant hybrid, with a pure Hawaiian sativa. The result is a truly epic smoking experience, even for the connoisseur.  The Dutch, as we like to call it, carries an understated, slightly earthy, citrus smell, and an exquisite taste.  The effects reflect the hybrid lineage, giving you the sativa rush of focused, uplifting energy, along with the classic indica body high. This particular phenotype is the best we have ever seen, and was developed by a friend of ours - shout out to Will F.

Hawaiian Dutch

Hawaiian Dutch - (Hawaiian Sativa x Dutch Treat)

Dutch Hawaiian

I-95 Cookies Wax

Poisoned Zkittlez

Gelato #33

GMO Crasher

Mango Glue

Irene Apricot Wax 1g

GMO Wax 1g

Mango Glue Cartridge 0.5g - Cold Smoke

Ice Cream Cake Pre-Roll 1g

Ice Cream Cake

Ice Cream Cake Wax 1g

LA Beatnick

Ice Cream Man Live Resin Distillate Cartridge 0.5g

Ice Cream Man

Wedding Cake Shatter 1g

Wedding Cake

Pie Face Wax 1g

Irene Apricot Cartridge 1g

Sour Apple Dub Cartridge 1g 

Fatso Cartridge 0.5g - Cold Smoke

White Urkle Cartridge 0.5g

Mimosa Cartridge 1g

Poisoned Rose Pre-Roll 1g 

Roasted Garlic Margy

Animal Face Cartridge 1g 

Subdued Excitement (SUBX)

Subdued Excitement (SUBX) products