Top Hat Express

Shady looking shop with a guy selling vape parts on a foldout table outside of the door. Cannabis looked extremely low quality and loaded with stems. Bad selection of edibles and extracts. I took all this in stride and decided to give them a chance. I bought a vape pen cartridge which stopped working 2 days later. When I went to return it the lady working told me shortly "no returns" and pointed at a sign on the wall detailing store policy. This is not common practice at most dispensaries in the Portland area. I have returned multiple cartridges to other stores with zero problem (most dispensaries will tell you to keep the packaging just in case it doesn't work and you have to return it). In terms of product, price, decor, and customer service This shop is hands down the worst I have seen so far in Oregon. Do yourself a favor and spend your money on cannabis products elsewhere.

Pretty scraggly weed. Overpriced for what you're getting. One joint I bought didn't even get me high and there was 24.03 THC in it. So yeah its crap weed. Crappy service especially when there's only one budtender and 5 people waiting in the waiting room. Hire better staff. And its pretty boring in there. Not much for atmosphere. Probably will never go back because as an OMMP patient I expect better than this.

The quality here is non existent. Worst flower I've seen for sale in all dispensaries statewide. Brown, outdoor, b grade, and way overpriced for what's offered.

Very helpful and better prices than some places. Was able to get what I needed and feel that I hadn't gotten robbed.

Got clones here and they're not good. My clones from the other shops I have are doing amazingly. The clones from this place are just terrible...

I have never had a problem with this place I've always gotten just what I asked for never once was the staff rude or vulgar (like a few places I've been to) damn good prices for 1/8's and single grams and I've only been here a handful of times (so far) but I'll definitely keep coming back hell even the $15 shake I had was the bombdiggity keep up the good work guys

The budtenders are great, but that is the only good thing about this store. The flower is low quality and the location is sketchy with a weird maze of an entrance.

I'm always a little on the fence about this place-- Everyone talks about the bud being slightly lower quality than most places around, I found that to be true too. But the big note on that is that the prices are incredibly fair. Just down the road I can get a prettier bud for $16 a gram but that's an insane price to pay for something that used to be $6 per gram just a couple of years ago. You'd find that same strain here for maybe $10. The prices and friendly staff make things affordable and easy. I used to have medical but lapsed this year because I couldn't deal with the $400+ you have to pay per year to renew. So the tax hike really gouged me when finding good medicine. Coming here, their recreation prices are so reasonable that I don't mind the slightly less quality in the bud. I do wish they'd pick out those stems though.

This by far has to be one of the worst dispensaries I have been too. I am a medical patient who enjoys flower. I was severely disappointed with not only the selection of flower but the display method. I went to open one of the display containers and spell the flower and all I could smell was tobacco. Most of the other containers smelled like they were previously used for spices. Come on people you can't even spend $1.00 per container from the dollar tree. Then on to their prices. What a joke? I asked for a pricing and the store owner indicated the price per gram was the only price they have. She indicated she could not give any quantity pricing because she would not make any money. Well thats funny every other dispensary in Portland Metro area gives a quantity discount. Flower was poorly trimmed. Looked like a 5 year old handled. End of my rant. I WILL 100% NOT REVISIT THIS LOCATION NOR WILL I RECOMMEND TO ANY OF MY MEDICAL OR RECREATIONAL SMOKING FRIENDS!!!!!

My go to local spot. Very friendly and knowledgeable staff and the product is quality. Decent selection. Parking kinda sucks but I actually like the "under the bridge" vibe. And who cares if the quality of product is there, which it is.

The friendly, helpful and awesome staff at this dispo are worth stopping in for. Well-stocked for strains at several price levels, they also have clones, concentrates and edibles. All the good things about THE are balanced by parking issues, a slightly-sketchy lobby area (the first three doors you can see as you enter are all marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" so you might wonder if you're in the right place,) and a waiting room that tries really, really hard not to feel like a dingy basement but just doesn't make it. So, be strong and tough out the waiting room and you'll be rewarded by the good selection and awesome staff. Honest, I can't say enough about how great the staff is!

Budtender was very kind and helpful, and I was in and out in 10 minutes. I'll definitely be back.

I love this place. Always good flowers.

The prices could be a little bit lower but with taxes and such I get it. Maybe some more deals to be able to bring in more customers but the dude was Hella nice that helped us and I'd come back again. Maybe to try some edibles.

Been there many times. Staff always friendly and helpful. Place is clean and lots of choices. I feel welcome there. I will keep coming back! :)

Best dispensary I have been to in Oregon so far. Real hometown kind of feel, not a platinum marijuana club. These people actually care and are knowledgeable about the strains. Great place if you're looking for CBD dominant strains too. Check this place out if you suffer from any medical condition.

Super nice staff, seemed pretty knowledgeable. Location easy to find: right under light rail bridge, parking a little tight. Small location. Nice bud, tried the pbr flower. Came on quick, lasted a couple of hours, came down nice. All in all a good experience!

I was in the area and decided to stop in tonight for the first time. The prices were a little higher than what I pay but I don't think they were overpriced. The marijuana was pretty much the same as found in the general area (the strain I got was good but not excellent) but what stuck out to me was the exceptional service. The tenders were extremely friendly and helpful! I would come back anytime just because the staff was so great. If your looking for a little guidance on what strain is best for you then you won't be disappointed. I would most certainly recommend :)

Best place in downtown Milwaukie end up there no matter what... I'm here right now

sadly it's just not able to keep up with other sources and/or stores in the area. great in a fix, but expect to be ready to pay top shelf prices for mid range quality. too many choices and not good enough quality to justify it.

This is the closest place to where I live, so despite its decidedly ramshackle outside appearance, and the fact that it was on the same block where I've often seen sheriff department cars and deputies responding to calls in some of the multi-family residences, I decided to see what it was like. Inside to the right is what appeared to be a deconstructed wooden something or other. On the left is a foot-square window and two chairs against the wall. You show you ID at the window and gain entry. I was greeted by a friendly man, David I think, one of the owners all of which have the same last name (so presumably this is a family operation). This is about as non-pretentious a pot store you are likely to visit. About 10 by 12 feet inside, two or three glass display cases with probably half or less of the varieties in the typical Portland store. I explained to David that I'd been invited to a Thanksgiving gathering and wanted to bring something that might be new for the youngsters there (those in their 30's and 40's) and that they like (yeah, I'm old enough to have lived incarcerated through the time when an ounce of pot could get you sentenced to 20 years in Oklahoma). He suggested Dawg Walker (Hybrid-Indica Dominate, THC-29.8%, CBD 0.08%). I'd been vaping the classic Jack Herer ( 19.68% THC) and never tried anything with this much THC. I vaped a 50/50 mix of the two and spend two hours in a pleasant haze listening to music and watching the colors on the TV oblivious to the content. It was an altogether relaxing and pleasant experience - next will try the 100% Dawg Walker...

Nice little place on my way home from work. Nice place easy to deal with. Great staff. Definitely coming here again.

Come here often place is never to busy staff is helpful.

I love the small size of the shop, the budtender Kryztofur was extremely helpful over the phone and then in the shop. Having purple options of flower is super hard to find around so very thankful to have come in here!