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imma be honest, y'all, I scored a half of this for $45 on a local dispo sale and I am too stoned to write a review. cons: headache, dry mouth, muscle twitching. pros: lifted the crushing depression of living in a society for like 30 solid minutes.

there are very few strains I would call perfect. this is one of them. light, smokes like a dream, with intense jammy orange and blueberry notes, like marmalade and pie filling. very happy high. clear, bright, uplifting. I rush to buy this one every time I see it in stock.

found this one at 26.3% the and it lives up to its reputation. easy to focus, hard to talk. definitely causes extreme relaxation, bordering on total couchlock. also munchies like mad. pain is totally gone. this one is a keeper.

very sleepy and heavy. face tingles. easy to focus on things, harder to move or interact. not great if you're trying to be social, but excellent if you just wanna watch a movie alone.

I want to like this one so bad. it smells great, tastes great, super smooth, no cough, and it makes for a gently drifting relaxed high. not super heavy, just floating on clouds. but it gives me a headache. no amount of water or ibuprofen helped. it feels like someone is pressing a finger right between my eyebrows and there's pain radiating out. not excruciating. just enough to put you off. everything else is great, and I've had strains that had blueberry as a parent that I loved. I dunno why it's giving me a headache, but it's the only strain that's ever done that to me.

this smells and tastes fantastic, like berries and cake. it's a little light and wears off quickly, but the high is euphoric and buzzy, but not overstimulating. this would be an excellent strain for first-time smokers who are put off by more pungent strains and don't want to feel too heavy. this one would also be great for appetite, because I have never had the munchies this bad in my life.

it works. melts pain away immediately. hits hard and fast. would be an instant favorite, if not for the taste. in the jar, this smells like wet earth and pine needles. the smoke deceives you with a charred pine taste on the inhale, because the exhale tastes like a moldy basement carpet smells. that's its only downside, but man is it a hard one to get past.

can't decide what it wants to be. it's a high quality strain, smooth smoke, great taste, doesn't kid around. effects come on fast. I like a hybrid strain with a cerebral high and body stone, but this one seems to make my mind run faster and also hard to follow at the same time. gets the job done for sure but I find myself frustrated when I smoke this one, lol. still, it's a great one. it definitely has blueberry and citrus flavor notes, but also a lot of woodsmoke/bitter notes, and a hint of diesel. better to smoke this one alone because it's hard to be social on it.