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Got this in kief form. I still can't get over that I can just walk into a store and buy a gram of GSC kief for less than a gram of no-name dank cost back in the day. Put it in the vaporizer and I feel great, just relaxing. Briefly forgot the layout of the house I've been living in for 10 years. It's good stuff. Worthy of the name.

Classic strain. It makes me want blueberry muffins. Even better as a dab.

Shelbyville stole our town's Super Lemon Haze plant, but I had some concentrate and it gave us the energy to get it back from them. Highly recommended for town rivalries and other things requiring concentration and energy

You won't be getting any gelato or making any cake after smoking this. But it'll be OK. Curl up with a partner, or a pet, and take a nap. Enjoy.

It's called watermelon because as soon as you smoke it, Gallagher comes and smashes your head with a hammer

This strain was legendary among my group of friends at college in the 2000s. I'm so spoiled now, I get it cheap in concentrate form all the time. It's the best part of waking up.

This is like a soft blanket that weighs 300 pounds

It's got me speaking Esperanto

Absolutely nanners in terms of how it helps with PTSD, helps keep you grounded and generally uplifts you, making so many things just melt away for a while. Or me, anyway; I can't speak for everyone. But I have this in a cart and don't need many puffs off it, meaning it'll last for quite a while.

The weed store had this and I thought about my college days in the early-mid-2000s and of course I had to buy it. I probably hadn't smoked White Rhino since Bonnaroo 2005 but here it was. Hits you almost immediately, hard, like a rhino - a feeling of pressure in the head, relaxation, and ease. Then a sense of euphoria starts to rise, slowly, and you just feel great. You're not going anywhere, most likely, but you feel OK. It's 2022 and this is still one of the best strains out there.