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The description on Leafy is definitely off! Veteran smoker here, over 27 yrs and this is an amazing strain I've been waiting to get my hands on! It is hybrid - 80% Indica, and mine tests at 30% THC and cannabinoids, total. It's pungent, serious skunk... earthy with a touch of citrus. You will feel hungry immediately 😆. You will be focused and relaxed at the same time, and 15 mins later, you're stuck in mellow and looking for a comfy spot to eat and fall sleep. This is a SERIOUS indica and you will feel it immediately. I put this up there with the sedation of ice cream cake, and I'd choose to smoke this one before it! I see why it's always expensive 😭 i give it a 10 out of 5. The man will get rewarded for this gift!

This is an indica leaning, 85% strain known as GMO Skywalker OG, or Skywalker OG/Kush. 15% sativa and you'll feel it the first 5 minutes and it goes quickly, and the indica kicks in. Very relaxed, high THC content-- and it's a cross between GMO and Skywalker OG. Sleep comes out of no where once you feed the hunger, be ready! To tell you how good and balanced it is, for a veteran smoker as myself -- I had to pick between this, ice ream cake, or gush mints and I chose this strain, GMO Skywalker OG. The other 2 gets you sleepy too quickly... this you can focus a little, then eat before sleep kicks in.

I read some of the comments and anything less than 5 stars is not a seasoned toker, clearly. Over 2 decades of smoking and Purple Punch IS amazing 😍. I personally prefer very high THC, and yes, if you find the right brand, that THC will be out the roof. My current stash of this (oct. 2025) clock in at 32% and it will leave you on your back .. and can't get up lol. If you're an indica lover, this is the strain for you. I'd buy this over Deep Fried Ice cream and over Ice Cream Cake. That's how good this strain is. Literally will give you a full body and head high, immediately.

Veteran smoker here (26 yrs) -- flower is my go-to! One of the reasons why I keep going back to the same dispensary is because of Puro Loco. It was the first strain I bought 3 years ago after years of going to my connect, and I have never been back to him because of thissss strain! Talk about a high THC and terps, wow! The high is VERY quick -- body and head at the same time and relaxes you immediately, while you have the urge to talk and dance and jump for a good 20 mins... then complete serenity and relaxation kicks in, QUICKLY. And you get deeper and deeper into a relaxation mode bur still focusing on the program in front of you. Then hunger kicks in... and while eating, sleep takes over. Then you wake up 6 hours later like "wtf". I have my tip strains I definitely chase after, this is the top one. If you ever come across this strain, get twice the weight of it and sit on it. Savor it because it's a rare strain and got happy that 3 years later, the dispensary has it again. And what did I do?? Get a whole lot of them in 8ths since the sale was dope. The high is... HIGH. This strain... purple punch, beach cake, highleah, Northern lights. Can't go wrong with none of these top tier strains. Find Puro Loco, and savor it. The THC on this came in at 33.26%, and it will hit you like a brick off that first hit. Do not drive with this one, you got 5 mins to get to a spot and sit for hours. If I could give it a 10 out of 5, I would.

I prefer high THC levels, but surprisingly enough, this is really good! So good I went back and got another 1/4 of it a week later. Its a creeper, tastes great, and will have you in a great sleep! I think I prefer this to ice cream cake. It's slower to sleep, which means you got a good almost hours or so before you're knocked out. Unlike ice cream cake - with a few pulls and you're in lala land with it! So I like deep fried ice cream's balance. Definitely 70% indica and you'll feel it early on, just slow to sleep. I'd get it again over ice cream cake! #VeteranSmoker

A veteran smoker here, I really wanted polo loco strain, but it sold out so damn fast 😫 then I settled on this, ultimate purple because of the cheap price. Man, oh man, so glad I did. I am pleasantly shocked at how fucking high I am for such a LOW THC, who knew 19.4 could do this? Mind you im a 30.0% THC chaser, so to have gotten this and feeling like this? Shocked. That's it, thats the review 😆 🤣 its a 5. 80% indica for sure (according to AllBuds), definitely. After 10 minutes, I couldn't move off the couch and I started thinking... then stress left the mind and body and startedfeeling sleepy. Pain gone, stress free.. wow. If I had to choose between polo loco, fried ice cream and purple punch... I'm getting this first. Nice high. Shocking. I need to use the bathroom, but here I am... stuck. *smh* 💨💨💨💨💨 5 smoke stars. 😆

Lemon cream is literally balanced (50/50), I'd bring that energized line down to half. Experienced smoker here, this is NOT a heavy sativa (unlike Deadband, Beach Cake and the best Sativa I've ever had: Highaleah); this one is VERY mellow. Yes you feel like cleaning, and are focused - very focused, but by 30 minutes and 8 tokes on the blunt, serious couch lock kicks in as you remain focused. Couch lock turns to sleep by 40 minutes. Low on the THC, average 22%. I'm thinking about food right now and my bed. I was trying to avoid sleep -- this is good for after work, NOT daytime. Maybe for the bar, and be ready to leave within an hour.

Veteran smoker here, love a good sativa but have fallen in love with indica leaning strains (thanks to work, ha!). Gush mints is everything! Hard hitting and tests VERY high on THC, mine was 32.2% (yay). Recently had surgery and didn't take that crap they try to give you in meds -- I did research and found this excellent indica with high Beta Carophyellens Terpenes, and this is it. Pain gone, sleep, you'll eat, fights nausea and you're in a relaxed state. If you needed to ditch prescription pills, get this! Next best thing to Ice Cream Cake. Don't drive with this, literally you'll have about 30 mins before passing out. 8 out of 5!

25 yrs + smoker here, and started loving indicas just the last 8 years more... they really help in healing the mind and body with REST. Calms you down and being older, I value indicas! With that said, I also chase HIGH thc content, and yummy! This strain is everything happy, euphoric, couch luck and eventually leads to food and sleep. A very relaxing place to be and you're forced to NOT think about work. I always get happy when I see the dispensary carry it.... sugar biscuits is part of my top 5 indica selections. Of I had to choose between Fried Ice cream, Breadsticks, and Gush mints, I'd choose sugar busicuits first, its a couch lock but NOT like gush mints and ice cream which puts you straight to sleep.

As a smoker for over 25 yea, I look for those with only high thc content... and this is it! Poochie love is my top 5 strains I go to for sativas -- if you enjoy good music, dancing... a social setting, this is for you. This also a "quiet strain" as I like to say -- I don't need a lot of chatting when dancing, so this one makes you tend to be less talkative, I find. But HIGH energy, and it comes on after a quick body high. I'll get this strain over chem de la chem and over beach cake. If I had to choose between this and sour diesel, it would be a tought choice. But all in my top 5.