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If I could, I'd give this strain a 3.5 instead of a 3. Pineapple Express delivered a consistently moderate head high, with some slight relaxation of the body. The taste and smell are encompassing, doling out notes of pineapple and mango. Pineapple Express is a great strain for smoking right when you wake up in the morning, or as a mid-day pick me up. It's sweet aroma and euphoric high is definitely one that will put a smile on your face, albeit not an ear-to-ear grin. Great strain to try !

After hearing a lot of hype about Blue Dream, it seems as if I may have really delved into a green nightmare. Sorry. All jokes aside, Blue Dream was a pretty big disappointment. It is a sativa dominant strain that promises to provide an energetic and uplifting sensation with a sweet fruity taste, but instead lets you down with a very lax high and a chemical-esque sour taste. The buds were a nice light green with a light and fresh nose, however after smoking a decent amount of this I began to notice some sort of nausea/uneasiness in my stomach that I haven't associated with weed in years. Long story short there are much more potent sativa strains with little to no negative effects; look out for Moby Dick !

For what people have said is a heavy indica, this strain is actually quite mild and mellow, to the point of having very little effect at all, especially on the more seasoned smoker. The buds are slightly leafy with a darker green tone, and they break up nicely. Taste was very bland and seemed like a generic street dealer weed. Definitely much better strains to seek out for pain relief, such as Death Bubba or WMD. Try to avoid this disappointment.

I remember the first time I grabbed Moby Dick from my local Canna Clinic. I remember smelling it and instantly falling in love with the powerful zest of lemon that accompanied its aroma. The bud is extremely dense, with orange hairs and large sticky crystals throughout. It's sativa dominating qualities make for a great morning or day strain, as it provides an uplifting, energetic, and sociable high. Definitely one of my favourite sativa strains.

Literally my favourite indica strain. Grabbed it from my local Canna Clinic a couple of times, and now every time I see it on the menu at Weedmaps I run over before it's all gone. Heavy couch stone, instant high if hitting a decent size bowl. If you're smoking a spliff or blunt, by the end of it you're ready to pass out or play video games all day. Great couch lock. Bud is covered in crystals, and the nose is modest. Amazing strain.

Closer to a 4.5 than a 4, I've been smoking the strain all day and smoking a spliff of it right now. Very relaxing indica strain, encourages appetite. Nice green bud with hues of purple. Earthy sweet taste. Grabbed it from Canna Clinic. Great for a late night spliff.