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Church carts have good effects but they DON'T taste like weed. This cart literally tastes like eating cake. I won't be purchasing Church carts again because they're like vaping a Yankee candle, and they don't fit all batteries.

I got a cartridge of this strain (Church) after asking to be surprised with something gassy. It's not gassy. It's very similar to something fruity like runtz on the inhale, but as soon as you exhale, it's so minty that it leaves a terrible aftertaste on your tongue. So then the next hit taste like eating something fruity after brushing your teeth. It leaves a minty aftertaste in your mouth for at least 20 minutes. The effects feel like a typical indica, instant relaxation. I want to try this strain as flower, but I won't buy it as a cart again.

The taste and smell of this strain makes it one of my favorites. Upon first inspection the smell of pine is the first thing that catches your attention, but as you continue to smell it the fruity notes of blueberry become apparent. Vaped at a low temp, the flowery and fruity elements tend to stick out. At a higher temp the fruitiness kind of hides behind the pine. As far as the effects, Blue Widow knocks me out. After using it for a little while, I've decided it's a night-time only strain for me. I've never encountered a strain that puts me to sleep quite so effectively. It doesn't seem to do much for anxiety or pain for me, but it will definitely help you go night-night.

I love the mood lift and general sense of well-being that Grease Monkey provides. It smells like a combination of diesel, mossy and damp Earth, and cookie dough. The nugs are the most dense of any I've ever seen. An ounce of Grease Monkey is so dense it looks like a half of most other strains. I have to be careful to only put a little bit in my grinder because it can "jam" it. When vaped at a low temp, the diesel/grease flavor is apparent and tastes fairly similar to GG4 at a low temp. With the temp turned up a little bit, the cookie dough flavor comes out a lot more and leaves a sweet aftertaste. This is one of my favorite strains and I'd highly recommend trying it out if you get a chance.