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Yoooo!!! This strain be hella fun!! So you want that amazingly awesome couch lock feeling BUTTTT…. Just in your body AND you want a fucking ZING of a head high that reminds you of some of the biggest tokes from green crack you have ever dared to try??!?! Then ALAS! You have found your strain. So let me break this down to you. I found this wonderful strain in RSO form… yup. You read that right. RSO! So for those of you that don’t know the true difference between rec and medical. Give RSO a try. This is medical strength thru and thru baby. I popped a 50mg RSO tab made by Emerald Bay Extracts and am typing this review about 2 hours post ingestion. I took it with a spoonful of peanut butter to help shuttle the THC more effectively. Give this method a try. You’re gonna like it. Effects are WILD. DEFINITELY could be anxiety inducing for those not familiar with effects. Best taken around 2:30 ish. Will give you a solid 4 hours of hell yeah energy. But this one will have you walking hella funny. Legs and arms turn into straight jello. Brain be working hella good. Super focused and motivated to do some cool shit. Try it out man!

This review is for a cross called “Blueberry Revenge.” Grown by Decibel Gardens out of Santa Cruz, CA. Indoor grown. VERY high quality buds that literally glisten in the sunlight like looking thru a kaleidoscope. Very tight and dense nugs. Dark green with these wild pops of purple and some of the most gorgeous orange pistils flying all over the place. If you have seen TRUE Red Congolese you know what I am talking about when it comes to those orange/ red pistils. Tested right at 29.97%. Really this is on the higher side of acceptability for me. Anything higher percentage than this is kinda imbalanced and rather bland. The real ones know that terp % is what really matters. I would guess this one is in the 4.5-5.5% terp range. Standout one for me and yes I can literally taste the difference in terps, is myrcene. Myrcene is fun! This is where indicas get that couch lock. I wager this strain was probably 1-2% myrcene. It will knock you out hard. Flavor: oh man… straight out blueberry poptart mixed with a perfect amount of gas/ chem profile for the ole razzle dazzle! I’ve never had any sort of issues with Decibel Gardens. You guys do a fantastic job providing the world a much needed service of providing REAL medicine that delivers REAL results.

🧠 = LAVALAMP!!! (Enough said) Grown by the lovely ladies and dapper dudes at UpNorth Humboldt. Tested at 32.99%. Packed less than 2 weeks ago. This shits no joke. Well done! At 30 bucks an 8th at NHC in Grover Beach, literally a steal of a deal.

This is for a cross called Humboldt OG. So I’ve tried regular Humboldt before and it’s ok. Really I give it what it’s rated at. A 4. Now… throw in some OG Kush in there and it’s great. Very good time.

Yeeee. For real this strain has my face looking like this yall!!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨. This shits fire!! This is for a Trop Cherry cross. Mix TC with Georgia Pie and you have this AMAZINGLY STRONG AND EUPHORIC strain called Cherry Paloma. Now. Gotta give it to guys and gals over at 710 Labs. In all my years of sampling maybe 150 strains. This one right here is my favorite. So so so tasty!! Literally like taking a big gulp of fruit punch that’s extra tart/tangy due to a high cherry juice concentrate and you have this Mona Lisa of strains! You gotta get this one. Tested at 18.79% THC which seems low to some people but this right here will knock ya out. Very very fun and balanced hybrid. Feels like stepping on the gas and the brakes at the same time. The Indica side will pull you in heavy body wise but that wonderful sativa zing will have your mind dancing around and jiggling. This one’s a must have before date night too. You can leave that little blue pill on the counter. Ya get me? Give this a try. Like seriously. You will absolutely love every second of this ride. I know my wife did.

This is a nice relaxing and very potent Indica. Used about a half gram jammed into a mighty plus. The terps on this one are badass. Very sweet-tarts candy tasting. Definitely taste a fruity grape tangy twinge. Grown by UpNorth Humboldt. They call it purple zaza. Give it a try. Effects are gnarly beyond. This one has me thinking about life’s deepest questions. Like some philosophical shit. Very strong head buzz coupled with wave like feelings in arms and legs. What’s sweet is the 30% sativa that’s in this strain is just enough of a jolt from keeping this from being full on couch lock. Taste is amazing. Probably my top 10. I think it helps a lot too that this was packed less than 2 weeks ago. About as fresh as it gets. Appearance is rad. Very dark purple, dense, but iced out nugs. Smell is probably the shining star for this one. Grape gasoline that you can smell from a mile away. Very close to Welch’s grape juice on the back end. It’s crazy to me to think this strain literally changes flavors. Nerd shit: 30.29% THC, 35.76% TC. Over 5% terps in this one guys!!! IYKYK… this is the number you want to figure out to determine if it’s fire or not. Just get it. It’s a unicorn of a strain. Thanks guys!

Ok. This strain goes HARD!! This is a super old school smoothness with a twist. A lot sweeter. We all know that old school lemon chemical skunk taste that was basically some of the very first distinguishable flavors in weed. Now this stuff is all that but a nice vanilla frosting sweetness that creeps thru from the alien cookies in this strain. This strain is a zinger for sure! Hope you got some fire playlists with the bass turned up loud! I’m crankin some Rebelution and loving life! The looks of this one is exactly if you took your bud and rolled it in the sands of Grover Beach, California. Speaking of Grover. Shout out to NHC for always bringing the fire! Grown by Fig Farms. Nice crisp outside with a sticky inside. Used this thru my mighty plus. Started right at 180 and bumped it up every 5 or so draws by 5 degrees. Stopped at 200. Great great flavor the entire time. This is the first time I didn’t have a strain get that “toasty” flavor at 200c. Just straight out tasty as hell old school goodness the entire session. I don’t know how Fig Farms was able to cram that much flavor that just gets you to the moon! Just get this strain. Krypto Chronic #1 is definitely in my top 5 strains. Thank you so much for a fun time!!

Yeeeeee!!! Ayo!!! You see this shit. Yo ass buy this shit! Made by 710 Labs. Holy mother of sweet baby Jesus you guys!?! How the hell do you make weed that tastes exactly like what it’s named after. Literal perfection right here. This shit is funky fresh that will have you dancing on the moon in no time. Do NOT let the lower THC levels fool you into thinking it’s not as potent. I am legit out on a walk right now and it’s incredibly difficult to be typing and walking at the same time. This is an Indica thru and thru. So many body waves that gently numb you starting in your legs. This will probably be a total couch lock strain in like 5 minutes so instead of me typing this shit I’m gonna have to focus on walking straight and not fall. I am incredibly high! Even stepping up the stairs is gonna wreck me. Just give it a try. This is one powerful and underrated herb. I am grateful I got the chance to sample this. If you have consumed anything 710 Labs before. You know exactly what I am talking about. Fuck I fell. I’m ok. Get ittttttt!!! It’s 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.

What a great old school flavor profile! Just smooth gassy goodness followed by a curiously strong menthol flavor. This strain is sativa thru and thru. Unlike the notorious strain, green crack, this sativa is badass. Nice uplifting tingly pulses radiate from deep in the center of your forehead that blissfully give you this whole body breathing sensation. It’s a solid solid body high. Grabbed an 8th from UpNorth. Just read reviews for UpNorths version of this strain. It’s a winner. Straight from the emerald triangle to my Mighty+ in 3 weeks. I will take it! It was on sale for 25 bucks! What a steal of a price! Thanks NHC in Grover Beach. Give this strain a whirl. This shit slaps!

This is some out of this world weed!! Full pun intended. How am I the first person to review this strain? So let me run you thru my setup and then we can talk about flavors, percentages and all the fun stuff. Setup is simple. About a half gram ground up and put into my Mighty+. Started at 185c took about 5 full draws, bumped it up another 5c and took 5 more. Repeated this till I hit 200c. NOW…. The effects of this one are BADASS!! Super super super clear headed. Like zero head high BUT my body feels like a plate of jello while a rednecks drinking a beer in one hand, said plate of jello in the other while driving with his knees down a bumpy ass dirt road at the speed of Mach Jesus because some city slicker shot a 9 point buck on his land. I got the giggles and jiggles. Pretty sick strain. Very fun in the morning. Effects last about 2.5 hours then you slowly taper off. I know it’s an indica but I really do feel this is a hybrid leaning sativa type effects for me. Give it a shot. You can’t go wrong with it. Looks: pretty dark dense nugs with this wonderful dark/royal purple hues. I think the whole alien/ Roswell thing comes from the flower looking like it’s from an alien planet. They really are an attractive bud. Nice frosty layer too. Nerd shit: Jealousy X C-Note (talk about lineage!) 29% THC 3.49% other terps! Get outta here! Grown by Decibel Gardens. Packed 2 weeks ago. Another thing. Shoutout to Decibel Gardens for curing your flower correctly. It breaks apart so evenly. Overall. Get this strain. This is an instant classic that will have you flying high in outer space in no time!