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GMO is one of the best strains, in my opinion. I’m biased because I tend to favor the funkier/diesel like strains. Severely underrated. Very nice terpene profile and flavor/aroma. Good everyday smoke. Heavy high but not stuck-in-the-couch type of high. You definitely taste the similar/same compounds that are in garlic/cheese. It’s funky but not too funky, a little savory (almost like a vegetable stew) but not actually 1:1 savory…just a similar flavor body/sensation…smooth and cookie type flavor but not too sweet, a good diesel/chem note that gives it that signature Chemdawg character. That’s what I experience when I smoke this strain. 10/10. This is in my top 3.

It’s a good strain. Someone else said it smokes like a sativa, and I second that. You could easily hit the gym, do work, etc. without feeling too much of a body high. The flavor profile is the main reason I have 3 instead of 5. It’s good but it just isn’t for me. It’s sweet, but more like a sweet-earthy than a sweet-candy. A subtle spicy/black pepper-ish note. For reference, I like the candy strains… but the funky and gassy (actual gas/diesel like notes) type lineage strains are my favorites (ex. GMO, garlic budder, chemdawg, etc…) . I don’t ever want to diss Mary Jane… my rating is purely on preference.

Mannn, I love the high…but the name of the strain is appropriate. Ts funky and chemically af! It has some subtle freshness and brightness from the limonene, but the chem-funk is very dominant and specific... Once you smell this strain, you’ll be able to blind sniff test it. Very distinct and bold character. I love the crossbred genetics on paper (GMO is in my top 5..Chewdawg lineage is 🔥) but this one is too strong on the terpenes responsible for that pungency (it’s not pungent like skunk…but has a similar feel in nose/mouth). The taste is my main gripe and the smell can get annoying after a while…in my opinion. It’s still a really good strain and i can appreciate it…4.2/5

I love this strain. It’s a good everyday type of strain. May just be me but I get a subtle savory/umami kind of flavor. I think the terpenes have the kind of profile that’s subjective (ex. Onions/celery taste spicy to some people) to the user. I don’t get the mint or fruity notes (maybe slight traces on some hits but not really)…just a funky savory kind of flavor with fresh earthiness. I love it. Like the Meat Breath strain, but more tame and smooth taste. Strong funky smell too. The high is good, not too polarizing…I can chill/zone out or get work done type of strain. i smoke/consume cannabis everyday, so my tolerance is very high…this is a good strain that be in my personal top 10 favorites.

This strain is a 5/5. I’ve had it from growers in MO (Illicit) and various growers in CO. Only in flower form. The smell is earthy-fresh, light and fruity/berry. The taste opens up the compacted smell in the buds…it tastes exactly how it smells. Nice frosty light green buds. Relaxing and helps reset mood. This feels like a warm hug but not so warm that you don’t want to move. The taste is up there in rankings with Super Lemon Haze/GSC (those strains are some of the best tasting, imo)

The taste of this strain is crazy. It has a strong peppery, nutty taste to it with a subtle citrus note that comes in after the exhale. Tastes like seasoning, if you could, hypothetically, put seasoning on weed 😂. Not like straight up seasonings, but that’s the closest thing it reminds me of. It honestly threw me off. The high is relaxing but not couch-stuck-status. It does give me those delayed, occasional loss sense of time moments that’s reminiscent of that “indica high”. Where you look down at the joint and you’re only halfway thru but 30 mins has passed 😂. The high creeps up. Buds are decent. Not fat but not pebbles; right in the middle. I can smell the slightly lemon/citrus notes, strong pepper & earthy, subtle funk…with some smooth note that I can’t pinpoint. The flavor profile is where this strain shines. I can see myself buying this 2-4 times a year. It’s great, but it feels more like a novelty to shake up things as a heavy smoker..rather than a weekly strain. 8.7/10 on the stoner scale

Really funky chem smell. Good smooth smoke. Classic chemdawg flavor. A nice heady, but not too heady, high. Paired with a body high that’s a 5/10. Nice strain. (I’m biased because I like anything from chemdawg lineage. Very unique and remarkable profile 😂)

This sh*t smoking 😂. I’d say it’s a pretty good balance of the cerebral high and body high. The kind of high where you can zone out or stay focused and productive. Pungent classic chemical smell w/ some lemon/citrus notes. Very sticky buds. This is definitely one of my favorites of 2026, so far. Highly recommend

They have an A+ atmosphere and branding inside. The only shop in town that has Hawaiian strains. They smoke really good🥹. Great quality bud. Friendly and knowledgeable budtenders. Just wish they were open later.

Very solid sativa strain. Almost feels like a hybrid…stoned-to-the couch(not sleepy), soothing feel but still a strong head high to move around and stay really focused. I don’t really taste that much mango. I taste diesel, earthy notes with a subtle mango aftertaste. I’ve only had cartridges so the taste will be different than flower.