Dirty Taxi

Dirty Taxi is a winner, this is a certified Top 5 strain in my book (I'm a sativa person). Scored it at Endo in Adrian, Michigan. I am always interested in Chem Dog crosses and this one (Chem Dog and GMO) does not disappoint; in essence, you could say it's a super potent and stony cerebral Chem Dog buzz with the garlic/cheese/food terps of GMO. This strain has the oddest nose I've encountered, sometimes it's an oddly sweet smell that reminds me of a Big Mac, other times it's this straight garlic, cheese, onion smell. The taste is straight garlic and cheese, and it burns the tongue like pepper. And let me tell you why this is one of my favorite Chem Dog crosses - the buzz is incredibly strong, it absolutely blows your head off just like a well-grown cut of Chem Dog will always do. Dirty Taxi is a sativa that's so strong and stony that it can get you slumped like an indica lol, this stuff makes me so stoned that it feels like my brain is running at .75x, like everything is moving a little bit slower and I'm starting to talk like the Hal 9000 computer when Dave is shutting him down lol. It's definitely not a daytime sativa IMO, it's just too stony and psychedelic so I want this for an evening listening to music/watching a movie kind of strain. The joint and my pipe always reek of garlic and cheese after I smoke the Dirty Taxi, I love this strain!

Prone to anxiety due to medication taper, but fatigue, depression, and pain as well. It took me awhile to try a Sativa again, after taking a several year break from all bud. I found several sativa strains on here from thousands of people sharing their experiences, none of them reporting a significant amount of anxiety or paranoia. One by one I've been trying these strains, and I haven't had any problems.. Lodi Dodi has been great during the day, Trainwreck, Strawberry Cough, and White Widow.. and Dirty Taxi so far has been excellent. Dirty Taxi has just enough chill for me to not feel restless, has an indicaish head feel .. almost like a headache coming on, but the opposite of a headache, like headcozy is what settles. It's cloudy and comfy, yet clear, and colorfully sharp. BTW I tried some budtenders recommendations that contradicted the crowdsourced experiences on Leafly, and every time I ended up regretting it. Tropicana Cookies was probably the worst for me. Dirty Taxi I think is my new favorite daytime strain, whether I'm relaxing or getting things done.

When my distended said that dirty taxi is a mix between GMO and Chem, I knew I was going to love it. I get the focus from the Chem and the body relaxation of the GMO. I highly recommend to those who want medicine that allows them to be productive and think critically.