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Purple Haze

1/12/2019
Indeed living up to its reputation of a totally smooth psychedelic/euphoric feeling, thats not going to have a daily blazer tripping. It definitely hits in waves and I gave mine about 30 minutes before consuming food (bacon blue cheese burger and fries). After eating I faded into a nice light lifted body feeling, which has me hear typing this. Continuing to skywalk on my haters I continue my post. Things I noticed and activities underway: 1. Dog walking - took three small dogs on a walk and ran around playing tag. Highly recommend something lightly stimulating and engaging that doesn't require a lot of brain power and happens organically. And yes will get my ass burning off some of those calories...I know. 2. Music and Writing - In honor of the strain totally playing Jimi Hendrix, that's a must. So if you haven't read my previous post I suffer from ADD and OCD so hopefully this is beneficial to those of you dealing with the same. I'm actually pretty f*cking focused at least on what I'm currently doing. I have four mutha f*cking tabs up and I'm focused on one right now (big deal!). My brain is slowly calming itself as the music sets in and my body is relaxed. This could be a day time functional after you ride through that first wave and have to get sh*t done. Its a true sativa for sure. *Side Effects: 1. Headpain - So this could be me with heavy sativas and not anyone else but its like I get hit in back of the head and have a vice squeezing that spot. Lots of rear bottom skull pressure. Like I said could be me but tension for sure, so could be anxiety. The more I do something stimulating the more it eases up. 2. Munchies - Weirdly enough I'm craving healthy food. Superfoods and sh*t like that, which I have on deck! - Protein Power Pack (deli meat and whole fat organic cheese stick) - Dried Chickpeas - Kale Chips 3. Hazy Vision: Sh*t was super hazy, almost like there was smoke in the room and there wasn't by the way (smoke outside). Overall this deserves a place in the great sativas to try bucket bud list. Okay now off to go binge watch West World! Stay Lifted!
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedUplifted

Critical Mass

1/3/2019
I have been an on and off smoker for about 10 plus years now. I have consistently used cannabis products (CBD, THC in form of flower and concentrate for about a year now, where I have recorded and actually used medicinal (self medicated). I stop all my pharmaceutical medications for Insomnia, ADD, OCD, and Depression. Living an active lifestyle consisting of weight lifting, yoga, light martial arts, beginner running, and the occasional crossfit class I'm big on how strains make me feel. Sorry for the history lesson, but making you aware that my reviews will be based off what a strain does for my well being and performance. Critical Mass should be called "Mass Effect" and is definitely in my top 5 smokes. I know everyone says that but this is the PERFECT indica for me. I'm so functional mentally and it calms my brain down a good bit. Great body effects especially post workout and being on my feet all day. Munchies were controllable, inspired to write, yoga felt so great and I felt like I sunk so deep into the asana! Your body feels very weightless and relaxed. Would definitely recommend this for all levels of blazers. Smooth taste and easy on the throat. I'm very picky about indica dominant and this is by far one of my favorites. This strain is great for the following: Post Workout Pain- muscle soreness disappears. Anxiety- if you've had a heavy day of human interaction this dissipates social anxieties felt throughout the day. Light Focus- be ADD as f*ck (clinically diagnosed and medicated) this is a great way to calm my mind so I can relax. Meditation/Prayer- puts your very close to your true inner self and higher power. Not trippy but very serene and peaceful. Yoga- yeah just flow and you'll see! Everyone should google sun salutation A or moon salutation if you're going to smoke this. I will try to post a review for each strain I try now that I live in a legalized state! My reviews will be similar to this one and as a disclaimer I'm not the person that smokes a strain once and swears its the best thing since Taco Bell. I give at least 3-4 sessions before I review. Peace, Shalom, Namaste my friends! Stay Lifted! PhoenixBlaze
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CreativeRelaxedUplifted