Gelato reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Gelato.

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January 6, 2018
I got some from Releaf Delivery in San Diego -- I rolled a small joint, which I smoked with myself, and within three minutes I realized it was 45 minutes later. When I got up to pee, I realized it felt better to just stay naked, so I continued to undress myself in front of the convex shower mirror and I began to dance. Not just wiggle, but really dance. From my soul. When I realized I was scaring the cat, I tried to tell him I was sorry with my mind, but I think I might have been doing it wrong because he turned and left and hasn't been back since. I honestly miss him. I went to look for him and was stopped by my neighbor's caretaker for being naked in the street. A brief chase ensued, but I lost him in a taqueria. It was the single best smelling taqueria I have ever been in, and I found myself trying to convince the man behind the counter that I would bring him money after I went home and put on pants, if he would let me take home Carne Asada. We both parted ways disappointed I think. I made it home in time for Murder She Wrote, so I ate a jar of Skippy and fell asleep on the pad. That was about 7 hours ago and I am still high as fuck.
March 6, 2018
"I've got Gelato in the air, I've got money everywhere, this bitch blowin up my cell, broke her heart and I don't care" -Young Dolph Gelato. While some strains have a song or two named off of them, few have a full-length album named in its glory. But enough about Young Dolph and his love for Gelato. Lets dive into the strain First impressions: Shit smells delicious. Earthy, but sweet. Like a weed flavored ice cream. Incredible. The toke: Hot damn. I've only smoked gelato out of a small but beautifully efficient bubbler, but the toke was so, so smooth. Similar to its scent, the sweet earthy taste holds for a truly magnificent toke. The high: There is two sides to the gelato high. Firstly, the high is rather lax, but not overpowering. It calms your nerves, gives you peace of mind, and makes you want to bump some slow, driving trap music or let your mind drift away to the complex riffs of some math rock tunes. Gelato also has a dash of euphoria, but rather than overwhelming you with a feel-good euphoric trip, it gives you a confident edge. The result is feeling like your best self, like a real G. Conclusion: This strain makes you feel like Young Dolph. 5/5.
October 30, 2016
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This is what some would call a heavy hybrid. It does not send waves of relaxation pulsating through your body like an indica, but it comes close. It does not send you into mental hyper productivity like a sativa, but it comes close. It is 75% of each full experience, but beware: this means you are getting 150% of a high. It is great stuff, and quite trippy. I do not recommend taking this if you are socially anxious and are going to be in a new situation. Take this when you feel 100% comfortable with your surroundings.
October 20, 2016
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If I had this 20 years ago, I probably would have LOST MY MIND. Now as an MS patient, I can really appreciate this proverbial godsend strain. Outstanding for anxiety halting mind-racing. Zero paranoia. Pure Focus. Should be called NZT-48, but the aroma/taste may not appeal to you; 9/10 would bang again. I would call it Sour Gelato. I'd like to see a GelatoXGumbo indica monster. Somebody make this.
March 27, 2017
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This strain is a beast! I'm and everyday, multiple times a day, smoker. But this one, put me on my ass in a hurry! Too much will make you become one with your bed, and blankets. Just enough, and you'll have zipped up energy for hours! The way down is nice and easy, not abrupt, or uncomfortable. This one can sneak up on you, and take you down. Being a daily smoker, I didn't anticipate it to come on like it did. For some, (myself included) it can come on very strong. It can cause a bit of an unsettling feeling when it first comes on, due to the fast acting strength of this strain. I believe newcomers should approach this strain with respect, and just a liiiiitle bit of caution. And as for the vets out there, it will be a welcomed strength. Especially with all the shwag going around now days. Overall, this is a great strain to enjoy alone, or with a group of friends. And it will be a great high for all, or you know, just you! Enjoy, and happy smokins!
October 26, 2016
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Method: Wolf-LX Vap. Full Pack 5-8 pulls. Ive a nice delivery system in NYC. Going on 10 years plus. Always carry variety, and all top notch kind. Over the years I've my go-to's like Sour Diesel. Hard hitters like Gorilla Glue. Super Stickies such as White Widow. All superb bud. All unique. And... This Gelato is super nice. Better in superlatives. Lips tingle and crackle. Like pine scented crystal fairies ice skating on quicksilver. Duh, fancy bud. Makes me wanna go freestyle creative, without remorse. Liberating. Creeper Alert. Is that how you spell alert, yes... Were still good. But wow... very nicely slipped on stoned pavement, ya dig. Nice. Probably too intense for novice smokers. It's a complex high. Strong. Frontal Lobe dominate. If no sun it brings the sun to you. Gotta photon head going.. warm and buzzy. Cheeks and temporal region buzzing like a 'you guessed it'... not saying it. Seriously, not for emotionally insecure types. The high is pretty intense, and could dominate a depressed person into existential crisis... So, go for it!! This Gelato has great staying power. Even 30 plus in, no decrease... only escalation. Like Dark Energy. And it smells so good!! Imagine a million O's in so, as in so....ooooo good! It smells that good. Pine fuel waxy fruity diesel vapor. Heavy. Its slicky too. Faught going down my vap chamber, clinging like a chameleon. Tastes beautiful in a vap. Its sophistication really shines. Smooth. It's Sour Diesel killer. And I like Sour D. But, not even close. Makes Pineapple Express seem like Purina Dog Food. The aftertaste is a mellow jet fuel icy resin tiptoe. I'm not sure if relaxing is the word to describe this beautiful bud. Happy and Euphoric for sure. Beware Couch Lock! All Hail Couch Lock! Book, TV, Sex, Sun, House Cleaning, Procrastination and Avoidance... works great! No seriously.. Really stoned. Really loving it. Great Strain. Ha. It'll be a great strain 'on me' when my supply vaporizes;)) Enjoy- OccamsPhazer
April 15, 2016
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Gelato #25 aka Barry bonds, I got it from the cookies sf. Absolutely worth every penny of the 55 for my eighth would definitely go to there again and get my meds absolutely great taste on the pallet distrain comes from sunset sherbet and Berners thin mint cookies u haven't smoked cookies til u get em from cookies sf, keep it up bern!!!!!!!
February 25, 2017
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This strain made my boyfriend and I have the most amazing connected, sensual dry mouth sex. Watch out for cotton mouth. Put on a movie afterwards but you may end up not watching it because you'll end up feeling your man again. Most sexual strain of them all. We had the most beautiful philosophical conversations this is a definite must try. Keep soft objects nearby you will want to touch things.

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