Gelato reviews

Ohhhhh my god one of the greatest strains of all time this strain had me happier then ever as it swept over me like all my sadness turned into happiness. That's a lot of happiness

Took two hits of Gelato and my body was instantly relaxed and somewhat drowsy. Very cozy and comfortable feeling but also went 21-7 in Call of Duty so definitely focused as well. Not focused as in I’m gunna go outside and rake leaves but I can still function. Although I do need to rake those leaves. Maybe tomorrow.

Taste exactly like the name, super relaxed

Method: Wolf-LX Vap. Full Pack 5-8 pulls. Ive a nice delivery system in NYC. Going on 10 years plus. Always carry variety, and all top notch kind. Over the years I've my go-to's like Sour Diesel. Hard hitters like Gorilla Glue. Super Stickies such as White Widow. All superb bud. All unique. And... This Gelato is super nice. Better in superlatives. Lips tingle and crackle. Like pine scented crystal fairies ice skating on quicksilver. Duh, fancy bud. Makes me wanna go freestyle creative, without remorse. Liberating. Creeper Alert. Is that how you spell alert, yes... Were still good. But wow... very nicely slipped on stoned pavement, ya dig. Nice. Probably too intense for novice smokers. It's a complex high. Strong. Frontal Lobe dominate. If no sun it brings the sun to you. Gotta photon head going.. warm and buzzy. Cheeks and temporal region buzzing like a 'you guessed it'... not saying it. Seriously, not for emotionally insecure types. The high is pretty intense, and could dominate a depressed person into existential crisis... So, go for it!! This Gelato has great staying power. Even 30 plus in, no decrease... only escalation. Like Dark Energy. And it smells so good!! Imagine a million O's in so, as in so....ooooo good! It smells that good. Pine fuel waxy fruity diesel vapor. Heavy. Its slicky too. Faught going down my vap chamber, clinging like a chameleon. Tastes beautiful in a vap. Its sophistication really shines. Smooth. It's Sour Diesel killer. And I like Sour D. But, not even close. Makes Pineapple Express seem like Purina Dog Food. The aftertaste is a mellow jet fuel icy resin tiptoe. I'm not sure if relaxing is the word to describe this beautiful bud. Happy and Euphoric for sure. Beware Couch Lock! All Hail Couch Lock! Book, TV, Sex, Sun, House Cleaning, Procrastination and Avoidance... works great! No seriously.. Really stoned. Really loving it. Great Strain. Ha. It'll be a great strain 'on me' when my supply vaporizes;)) Enjoy- OccamsPhazer

Gelato 33 from Tahoe Hydro, very focus clear headed high but very powerful almost instantaneous onset of medication. Happy euphoric. The only thing is it reminds me so much of GG#4 with its strong potent Diesel/OG smell even the buds have the shade of purple.

Extremely violent couch lock ... Vibrant green with slight purple accent ...... inhale taste of soury mixed fruit and diesel fuel ....exhale reminds me of a fresh grape jelly and lemon heads candy ....very unique....great for dinner parties

So up lifting! Makes you feel very happy.

This batch I snagged is a power house. 28.37% THC. Ass kicker. Super dense, purple, frosted nugs. Smooth smoke. Classic Gelato cookies flavor. Get ready to eat!