GMO Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain GMO Cookies.
smoking this made me cough, i'm in the corner staring at the painting on the wall and its moving. I feel good though and relaxed, I think God is licking me. Its all a blur at this point I just need some ass/titty
Hitsssss but paranoid
Not bad. Definitely a good high. I have a 35% 1/8. Smoked a couple bongs. Feel good but. Not impressed. High tolerance expect a good even high! Enjoy!
🥷🏾🥷🏾☄️☄️
I honestly don't know where to start, as a 20+ year connoisseur of all things Cannabis, this strain is mind blowing IMHO. This is a 5 star caliber strain all around, in terms of potency , bag appeal, flavor, smell, taste, I'm in love with this strain. The high is absolutely cerebral and euphoric , an absolutely soaring high, it doesn't disappoint. In terms of flavor , I love the terpene profile of this , it's very chemdawg/sativa/Haze/Pepper/earthy/Gas/Gas/Gas!!!! if you can get your hands on this strain, get as much as you can .
Smells just like Garlic, Mustard, and Onions. Very pungent yet pleasant aroma, and not a particularly harsh smoke for how skunky it smells. Wouldn't recommend using this strain in the AM if you have anything to do that day, as the couch lock with this one is pretty heavy. All in all a great strain to end the day with, pairs well with a nice hot meal.
Picked up a gram of the Snaxland version of GMO from a newly rebranded dispensary here in Denvee. At $25/gram I was hesitant but, having heard about this company and how good their product is and the reviews of this specific Strain, I decided to give it a go. First, let me preface this by saying, I have used and sold cannabis since I was in my mid-teens. Excepting a 5 year break in my mid to late 20s for legal troubles, I have always had cannabis in my life and I consider myself an experienced smoker.
Since moving to a recreational state last summer, I had been solely smoking/vaping/dabbing hash and concentrates and eating RSO. I bought a couple prerolls when I first moved here but I didn't give the flower in this market a big look. Big mistake on my part.
On looks alone, this thing is a 10. This is the frostiest bud I've ever seen. The shit glitters and has left a visible layer of trichomes around the inside of the bottle it came in. The buds are well trimmed, with varying shades of green, some so dark they look to be purple. There are also a small number of faint orange hairs throughout the buds as well. It was a little dry. But, I've heard that's common for the weed in CO due to the dry climate.
The scent is harder to pin down. On the nose I get that hard, initial funk that all good pot has. But it drops off into a more artificial/chemical smell on the end. As far as taste, I have been a professional chef for 20 years so I'm very familiar with flavor profiles and nuance in tasting. The flavor immediately reminded me of the flavor of sauteed shallots in butter. This was finished up with the lingering taste of slightly cooked garlic. Being that shallots and garlic are cousins, I wasn't surprised to find those flavors together. However, I was totally amazed at how spot on the flavor of this was based on other reviews.
As far as the effects. This girl packs a donkey punch to the dick. I smoked a half gram joint in about an hour and the effects were immediate. I smoked the joint in three parts and, after the first couple hits I could tell this was going to be a good time. Smoothest smoke of my life. As someone with a perpetual smokers cough and asthma(I know, I know), I thought my lungs were going to be done in. Complete opposite. This herb was so smooth, I only coughed twice. On purpose. To clear room for the next hit. After the first part I was pretty high but clear headed and motivated enough to do some chores. I smoked the second part and was immediately couch locked. didn't want to get up but if I thought about it to motivate myself, I could get moving if I had to. The third part just put me to bed. Fell asleep and woke up with the first pot hangover I've had in years.
All in all, I give this a 4.5/5. I'm only taking a half point away due to the slightly dry texture of the bud. But, again, I knew the cure here was dry before hand. All in all, great experience, great strain, by a group of people who are doing the right thing with their genetics.
I'm so happy right now I could...
I get nagging muscle pain and weakness. I also have some real issues with my hands, shoulders and knees.
I am sitting back watching a show. Giggling a bot more than usual. I feel my pains are subdued and I am very relaxed. Not couch locked so far. Only did maybe 2 single bowls.
Buds are VERY sticky. Not picking these buds apart by hand. I even had a bit of fun with it in my grinder.
A must try. Only a 4 because I need to play with it a bit more.