GMO Cookies reviews

Smells amazing right from opening the jar … Honestly super chill and if you have a tolerance, can be consumed any time of day for enjoyment.

Picked up a gram of the Snaxland version of GMO from a newly rebranded dispensary here in Denvee. At $25/gram I was hesitant but, having heard about this company and how good their product is and the reviews of this specific Strain, I decided to give it a go. First, let me preface this by saying, I have used and sold cannabis since I was in my mid-teens. Excepting a 5 year break in my mid to late 20s for legal troubles, I have always had cannabis in my life and I consider myself an experienced smoker. Since moving to a recreational state last summer, I had been solely smoking/vaping/dabbing hash and concentrates and eating RSO. I bought a couple prerolls when I first moved here but I didn't give the flower in this market a big look. Big mistake on my part. On looks alone, this thing is a 10. This is the frostiest bud I've ever seen. The shit glitters and has left a visible layer of trichomes around the inside of the bottle it came in. The buds are well trimmed, with varying shades of green, some so dark they look to be purple. There are also a small number of faint orange hairs throughout the buds as well. It was a little dry. But, I've heard that's common for the weed in CO due to the dry climate. The scent is harder to pin down. On the nose I get that hard, initial funk that all good pot has. But it drops off into a more artificial/chemical smell on the end. As far as taste, I have been a professional chef for 20 years so I'm very familiar with flavor profiles and nuance in tasting. The flavor immediately reminded me of the flavor of sauteed shallots in butter. This was finished up with the lingering taste of slightly cooked garlic. Being that shallots and garlic are cousins, I wasn't surprised to find those flavors together. However, I was totally amazed at how spot on the flavor of this was based on other reviews. As far as the effects. This girl packs a donkey punch to the dick. I smoked a half gram joint in about an hour and the effects were immediate. I smoked the joint in three parts and, after the first couple hits I could tell this was going to be a good time. Smoothest smoke of my life. As someone with a perpetual smokers cough and asthma(I know, I know), I thought my lungs were going to be done in. Complete opposite. This herb was so smooth, I only coughed twice. On purpose. To clear room for the next hit. After the first part I was pretty high but clear headed and motivated enough to do some chores. I smoked the second part and was immediately couch locked. didn't want to get up but if I thought about it to motivate myself, I could get moving if I had to. The third part just put me to bed. Fell asleep and woke up with the first pot hangover I've had in years. All in all, I give this a 4.5/5. I'm only taking a half point away due to the slightly dry texture of the bud. But, again, I knew the cure here was dry before hand. All in all, great experience, great strain, by a group of people who are doing the right thing with their genetics.

very good head high, really strong shit. Puts u in a very nice vibe of just chilling out. Relaxed as fuck and even a little sleepy. I mainly smoke indica but this one if i’m fried my ass is passing out 😂😂. Really like this shit if u need some gas to calm anxiety this is the one!

This strain slaps. I only gave it four stars because I don't like the taste at all. I don't mind a little funk, but this one made me wanna gag lmao it's the worst flavor I've had so far besides Trophy Runtz. Otherwise, it does everything I need it to do. Great for pain management! I recommend this bud!

I get this strain in chillums. .6 grams or 2 chillums is the perfect amount and delivery. Much enjoyed and leans far into indica. I sleep so soundly after using this strain! Its so relaxing. Its a creeper so be careful. I smoke with a tac of 33%. Not for light smokers.

It's low THC but it hits some of the neurotransmitters and neurology of your body that hurts any skeletal pains, bone, joint I have lupus sle, fibromyalgia, all sorts of other fun illnesses!

Leslie If you like marijuana and puddle jumping in the rain, then you have to try this strain. I took a moment, closed my eyes, inhaled deeply and slowly exhaled. Instantly, this pairing of chemdawg and girl scout cookies transported me to the meadows of my childhood memories of stomping around barefoot, chasing butterflies. The earthy bouquet, reminiscent of moss covered field stones. A sweetness that contradicts the sour notes from the diesel. Once back from my trip across time, I pulled this beautifully manicured nug from the package. Noticing first, the pumpkin orange hairs glistening in a generous sugaring of trichomes. Contrasting elegantly against a light green background. Very similar to the inside of an avocado. Cured to a medium density, making for an easy grind. While the bud was fairly dense, the grindings were a bit fluffy. The aroma was very intense. This is a very stinky lady in a very good way! Barely light the top to get the full flavor profile. "Pull it into your mouth and roll it around your tongue for a second." Even with no recollection of who said it, it is still great advice. Who would have thought diesel and mint would taste like garlic? Certainly not I! But I am thrilled the folks at Devine Genetics figured it out. Taking smoke fully into my lungs this time was pleasantly smooth. So velvety infact I smoked the whole bowl! A truly blissful high. Mentally uplifting, as if drinking sunshine, while totally relaxing the body. Making this one of the more creative and thought inspiring strains. Caution to low tolerance and adept alike, this is so easy to smoke that you may find yourself velcroed to the couch. Watching whatever happens to be on the tv screen. with the inability to grasp the remote that is literally sitting in your lap. A truly savory strain that I will be cooking with real soon!

One of my personal favourite strains. Smell is a little weird but taste is nice. The high is very pleasant. Overall, best strain I’ve tried so far.