MK Ultra reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain MK Ultra.
Very strong! Beautiful!
The Intellectual Stoner here with my review of MKU1. This in a Indica 50/50 hybrid that I thought leaned a little more to the Indica side. The original strain is the 2003 Cannabis Cup winner and it took 2nd in 2004. The buds are an olive green with orange and white hairs running throughout. I smelled citrus and earthy and I thought I detected a little diesel smell to. The buds I smoked were 25.3% and this bud is no joke. As my colleague The Stoned Photographer mentioned in an earlier post, it will get you VERY STONED. It is a very relaxing, euphoric high that will leave you feeling no pain. I find this one to be one of the better ones for pain think it would also be useful for anxiety and stress. I would recommend giving this one a try.
This was a while ago but I was still fairly experienced with cannabis. MK Ultra has been the worst strain I've ever had. It caused an immense panic attack and derealization.
Diesel taste, pungent, sleepy, euphoric
Usually indicas don’t work well for me, I need to be energized and focused. Switching to MK after using mostly Sativas with diminishing returns has been a very pleasant, cozy high and it’s quickly become one of my favorites. I smoke for CPTSD and making art; usually love a diesel or a wedding strain. It’s euphoric and thinky. If you don’t like couch locking indicas give this one a try!
A little coughy with the flower, but nothing too harsh.
WOW. I have a high tolerance, been smoking almost everyday for more than a year so it’s rare that I find strains that make me feel noticeably diff from before the smoke vs after. I actually picked this one up bc of the reviews here, and boy they ain’t kidding, this is NOT for beginners😂I have never had bud this “creep-y” before, usually it’s only with shots that I experience the creepers, with bud it’s always either I feel something within the first 5 minutes or it’s downhill from there. But mk ultra? I packed a good 2 bowls, and thought that I would need to take more bc I didn’t feel the “strong dizzy high” many were saying and it was about 5 minutes in (my rule of thumb lol) no. 20 minutes later I go inside to grab a snack and my head just goes BAM now I’m spaced the fuck out wondering why I couldnt recall my reason for going inside, not remembering that it’s cuz I smoked 20 minutes PRIOR and I’ve been walking around the apartment doing everything but what I originally meant to do in the first place. And it didn’t stop there, but luckily it was night time and I could knock the fuck out, because it started to get a lil u comfortable towards the 30th min cuz it kept layering on me like pancakes like bro when are you gonna chill for a while and let me enjoy you, but nah I guess my body last night + the strong ass mk ultra wanted to teach me a lesson. I packed those bowls too tight 😂and put more than I could HANDLE. also note that this is NOT good for eye pressure relief, it actually gave me that sensation for a while lol. so if u have eye pain//migraines be cautious w this one. so tip for beginners AND og stoners, with this one you wanna take it slow. like real slow, and make sure you got some food in you as well to help balance the effects out so you’re not running on a crackhead dizzy stupid high w an empty stomach singing the vegetales song. so I say get it if you’re an og looking for a step up, and for novices half a bowl/2 puffs is good enough or share it with someone u trust 🔥 (also fun fact: mk ultra is the name of the mind kontrol program the cia uses on their subjects for example all ur fav celebs in the industry) good to know! least now u know what u smokin and can impress ur friends lol 🙌🤍
Packed a nice bowl in my ‘94 3ft J. Baker whilst I twisted up a hemp blunt. Immediately coughed so goddamn hard I thought I swallowed one of my balls. After 38 minutes of choking to death, I was so fucking high I thought I hit my head on the ceiling and started cussing at my buddy all pissed off blaming him for bringing this shit over. After I calmed down, my buddy had to show me how to use my arms n legs again which took about maybe 2hrs. Once I could walk n touch my face again, me n my buddy hit some xbox for another 4hrs til I realized I forgot to turn tv on then got agro cuz I couldnt find remote which ended up being underneath my buddys seat. It was at that moment I then remembered that my buddy had left for Guatemala 2 mos earlier for vacay n that I was actually hanging out with my bong the entire time. Decent nugs way heady
Very potent and fast acting indica suitable for experienced consumers. Effects hit you near-instantly and the lingering effects will have you feeling hazy throughout the day with giggles participating. Definitely one of my new top favourite strains, helps with pain too.