Pineapple Express reviews

Method: Opus Xtracts Pineapple Express Cartridge (85.9% THC) Aroma: Smelled like some sweet cannabis. 1/1 Star. Taste: Definitely closer to the flower in a joint than most vape companies truly go but I'm a terp girl so a little more pineapple kick would be cool. Very natural taste just like they promised. 1.5/2 Star. Feel: One sneaky mf. We laughed at the absurdity of pants. The idea of them and that if you used a sewing machine on some fabric twice you could make some of the fanciest $600 pairs with practice. I felt like I was moving slowly but really enjoyed moving. Make sure you're all set for bed before you do this because you'll be fucking fried. It can get visual and almost psychedelic on higher doses. After my childhood friend and I said goodnight and I got in bed I felt like I was melting like butter on a steak. My mouth was so freaking dry and my eye were bloodshot too. It was a treat but one puff set me down good, a little too good for a daily strain. Not a functional high but enjoyable. Didn't make me hungry but great for some treat yo self dining. 1.75/2 Stars. Ranking: I was visiting a friend not in the Bay Area and I'm gonna need us to catch up because this 85% THC actually knocked me on my butt in a good way. Good antidepressant. This some Burning Man weed. All aboard! Total: 4.25/5 Stars.

I have pretty severe anxiety and depression; I’m currently treating my anxiety with Zoloft, and while it works well for that, it honestly doesn’t do much for my depression. I started my cannabis journey with CBD, hoping to help with my PMDD, and fell down a rabbit hole. Ringo’s Gift, Sour Tsunami, and Remedy were godsends. I eventually decided to venture further into higher THC strains, but had a really hard time finding one that didn’t send my anxiety off on a rocket. One day, while in a dispensary that isn’t my usual, I saw Pineapple Express for $2 a gram. I remembered reading about it being really great for depression, so I decided to give it a shot. I am SO glad I did. When I vape it (I use an Atmos Jump), it is like a moderate sedative. My eyes get heavy, my face relaxes, and the part of my brain that is forever thinking negative thoughts just chills the fuck out and lets me enjoy things. I get negligible to no anxiety. My mood just completely changes. I can sleep, but I can also start a task and complete it (which is extra awesome because I also have ADD and it can make life miserable). I sometimes use it throughout the day (when I know I won’t be driving) and I’m able to stay calmly productive, and pretty much take things in stride. I feel so NORMAL. Except, you know, high lol. In my opinion, it’s a very healing strain. If you’re like me and you struggle to find effective medication to treat your depression, absolutely give this a try. It’s beautiful :)

Hands down one of my favorites. Happy, calm, euphoric. No drowsiness or anxiety.

Couldn’t stop smiling, was so happy for nearly no reason other than for good music. I also couldn’t sit still really and had me wired, but I didn’t really mind all that.

Got a beautiful batch of this it was full of trichromes and was super lime green with orange hairs. Tasted sweet and like powdered donuts. The high at first would put me to sleep but after a while of smoking it like a week it had me able to function daily. Nice smoke more sativa dominant I would say.It made me want to clean my house and wash all my clothes and do my dishes lol.

when it hits...............it hits..........HARD. All of a sudden you find yourself working on some random art project that you never even woulda thought of when you were sober. Your imagination becomes reality and reality becomes your imagination. I recommend this strain to add a little SPICE to your afternoon.

Ok so I'm not going to lie I use to say I loved this strain because of the movie and that was it, not until I started smoking real pineapple express did I really see how good it was. I first tried pineapple express through a cart actually, it was a TKO ting and yang special one that was very hard to find. Around me, it is hard to find real pineapple express but this one was for sure. This was the hardest hitting cart I had ever had at the time and was the only cart and or weed that could get me blacked out. I would almost instantly get high as fuck and just forget about anything i was doing. The second time I had it it was a dank vape, and I know that this was not a real pineapple express but just a cloan of it. it still hit very hard so that just goes to show how good even fake pineapple express is. Smoking pineapple express bud was insane I smoked about 3g of it and was so high that I forgot what I was doing and walked for 2 miles to go home only to remember that I left all my weed and lighters and bongs over at my smoking place. You need to be careful smoking this though because a lot of people smoke it going in thinking about the movie and the high that it showed to be in the movie Pineapple Express is not even close to the high you get. It does not give you super energy or give you some powers, and you will deffently not be able to go on some big ass mission. I was left laying looking dead in my room I was so high from it so be careful when you smoke this make sure you are in a place with food and a place that you can just pass out in.

Had a mild flavor. It was great for daytime use.