Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
Taste just like pineapples! Great daytime strain. Keeps you uplifted and energetic.
Not my fave. Got this in flower form. Definitely a beginner strain. As a seasoned partaker, this will only get me pseudo high for about 30 minutes. Great for the person who wants a *slight* buzz while getting shizz done.
Would buy again as an intro strain for newbies. Would not buy again for self.
Get shit done strain!!
with just one hit I started feeling the effects. feels like I'm floating on the ocean with slow waves moving me along, very relaxing and makes me feel a little confident.
i’m allergic to real pineapple so this was heaven-sent for me!
I can barely put into words the creative state I enter from PeX.
This is mine and my partners go-to strain for tension headache relief. It also helps lower the pain a bit for cluster headaches. I can still work and be productive while using this strain.
Method: Opus Xtracts Pineapple Express Cartridge (85.9% THC)
Aroma: Smelled like some sweet cannabis. 1/1 Star.
Taste: Definitely closer to the flower in a joint than most vape companies truly go but I'm a terp girl so a little more pineapple kick would be cool. Very natural taste just like they promised. 1.5/2 Star.
Feel: One sneaky mf. We laughed at the absurdity of pants. The idea of them and that if you used a sewing machine on some fabric twice you could make some of the fanciest $600 pairs with practice. I felt like I was moving slowly but really enjoyed moving. Make sure you're all set for bed before you do this because you'll be fucking fried. It can get visual and almost psychedelic on higher doses. After my childhood friend and I said goodnight and I got in bed I felt like I was melting like butter on a steak. My mouth was so freaking dry and my eye were bloodshot too. It was a treat but one puff set me down good, a little too good for a daily strain. Not a functional high but enjoyable. Didn't make me hungry but great for some treat yo self dining. 1.75/2 Stars.
Ranking: I was visiting a friend not in the Bay Area and I'm gonna need us to catch up because this 85% THC actually knocked me on my butt in a good way. Good antidepressant. This some Burning Man weed. All aboard!
Total: 4.25/5 Stars.