Pink Runtz reviews

I only gave this strain 4 stars, because I smoked a watered down dispensary pre-roll and I've grown my own before. NOTHING in a dispensary is LEGIT! If you look at the DELTA 9 %s for strains at a site that shows it, MOST weed they sell never gets over ONE PERCENT delta 9!!! Those big impressive THC numbers are FAKE THC-A & THC-V!!! With that in mind, I bought a State Flower pre-roll recommended by a bud tender and it was one of THE BEST buzzes I've gotten out dispensary weed in quite some time! How do I know? It not only got me beatboxing without even thinking about it, when I started dancing, it was with surprising precision and fluid improvisation. VERY mind opening. Did it get me giggling like REAL Columbian Gold or my home grown Jack's Cleaner 2, Haze Skunk, 8 Miles High or Sweet Haze? NO. Nothing does with 2% D9, but it DID get me STARTED on a nice buzz like MOST stuff doesn't... even overpriced and variable quality Nature's Chemistry which CAN be good sometimes, and a bit more than my "old reliable" Fleur Bushido which is what I go to after I get sick of playing the shell game with dispensary schwag with less high that effing MEXICAN BRICK! If you HAVE TO get your weed from a dispensary, State Flower Pink Runtz is THE BEST buzz I know around here. DO NOT listen to anyone who tells you Green Life Productions' Miss X is "the best"! The strain was PUPOSEFULLY bred to NOT have THC and DELTA 9 is the ONLY thing that ACTUALLY gets you high! Even effing CONCENTRATES don't do it in dispensaries. Either GROW YOUR OWN whatever for REAL tasty sticky buds for the best highs and tastes, of get State Flower Pink Runtz or Fleur Bushido if you have to at a dispensary and think POPCORN = real weed. I tried some brand's Sour Cream, and it didn't have the legit Skunk #1/Blueberry slightly stony, but euphoric buzz it should have, but had the same disgusting road weed popcorn flavor as everything else when Sour Cream tastes EXACTLY like smoking Philidelphia Cream Cheese! It's the most delish, if not effed with to appease feds. For dispensary weed, I'd give State Flower a 5, but against REAL home grown, I'd give EVERYTHING in dispensaries a 2 or less.

If you’re a hardcore daily cannabis user—someone who burns through lesser strains like a hot knife through butter—Pink Runtz is the rare flower that will have even you grinning and gleaming. Just gazing at the buds is a delight: dense nuggets covered in trichomes and sporting outrageous colors—lush greens, purple touches, and, true to its name, hints of pink. You almost want to frame these buds instead of rolling them. The first puff comes on smooth, sweet—like smoking a boutique candy shop—and there’s a fast-onset euphoria that sparkles up behind your eyes. There’s a tingly body buzz, a sense of “oh, I might actually accomplish something today,” yet your limbs beg you to chill. The high settles in with perfectly balanced effects:

Comes in quick but smooth. From the back of your head towards the front. Very calming with a hint of clarity or uplift. Great smell and I mean when smoking not the jar. Nice rich old school pine terps. Like weed used to smell.

**Updated Review: I’m the reviewer who gave this strain a 2 out of 5 on January 29th, mentioning my overall dissatisfaction with Runtz. But I have to admit, that was a type of user error. Originally, I smoked this flower through a bong and raw papers, and I hated it. No sweet smells, no real flavor, and a mid-tier high. Recently, I got a dry herb vape (Lobo) and was later gifted about a dime of Pink Runtz by a cool dude in a tobacco shop. I was happy because free weed is free weed. At the same time, I was bummed because, well, it was Runtz. Still, I packed my Lobo and let it heat up. As it warmed, I caught the sweetest aroma. That’s when I remembered the best part of dry vapes: flavor. The first hit? Not impressed. The second hit? The wonderfully flavorful world of Runtz opened up to me. This strain is delightful, sweet, and lightly floral on the exhale, The high feels like sinking into a warm bath of soft happiness. Your sweet tooth will be satisfied (or turned on) and you will smile. The buds were dark green with spots of purple and orange hairs, lightly dusted with sugary trichomes. A little too sticky, which was kind of annoying, but manageable. I take back my 2 out of 5. This one is a keeper, but only if you vape it. IMO. Cheers, and I hope you get to enjoy this dessert weed.

So - my heart is racing. I drove around 4 hours one way - head back then my truck starts acting up so 4 hours back turned into about 7. Now I just got 50 bucks but anyways - I stopped and smoked this and long story short I ascended to the great beyond…. Tastes like grape and smells like candy. Can’t believe I finally made it home to write this review 5/5 after a stressful day indeed.🔥🔥🔥🔥

This one’s a heavy hitter, no warm-up needed. Tried it in a joint — sweet flavor, smooth pull. The “Pink” side isn’t just branding, it actually shows up in the taste. Best part: it breaks the curse of couch paralysis. No freeze, no anxious spiral — just focus on, distractions mostly gone. First real review here, written mid-high — maybe proof it actually helped me finally finish something that’s been in the queue for way too long (and too many strains ago) If you want creativity without the crash, I'll recommend a hit of Pink Runtz. 4 ★'s

Pink Runtz is a perfect runtz. Heady, relaxing, playful and downright bloody good fun. This one smells like pink berries and red fruits, summery Z vibe. It’s definitely got a strong Z backbone but with more physical relaxation and a more scrambled head high from the Gelato mix. This strain made a trip to a museum very fun although I had to reread the info placards for displays multiple times before I started to process what they were actually saying haha. Another fun use case for this was a mild hike/long walk in nature which was awesome inspiring and great fun, although towards the end the indica side started to pull me down and got very strong munchies which on this occasion was rewarded with a beautiful mixed grill. However given the extra physical relaxation I would advise the Original Z over this strain for longer and more intensive hikes. Overall it’s a keeper. A strain for quintessential green giggles and talkative smiles and creative conversations, but the indica side can become more pronounced at higher doses.

ts just puts a smile on my face. everything is hilarious. really nice body high