Zelda reviews

DaB33zY from CbusHiHo: 1st formal review. Specimen: Zelda or Zeld-J %28tTHC(%31)a Flower Form. Small buds. Neon glow green. Looks like sativa type undergrowth. Other Identification features: Neon green striped with money green few very fine pale very orange tiger pistols very complimentary. Think Miami Hurricanes colors but how they looked in the 90s. Smell: Putrid Rotting Fruit mango melon with real cheese cream cheese & Gouda windex bug spray back tongue bitter hangs around also lavender rose petal and drop of diesel fuel not gasoline. It’s more complex than this there are so many odd couple flavors. If you’re pHd blunt roller (me) and understand how the roll must compliment the weed, this is big cone spliff shaped rillo to behold, appreciate, fuse, ritual, respect, finish, uh oh, change, levels, hybrid, power, submission, possible weed hangover, getting hungry going to smoke more and not eat as self- discipline. Pain. Life. Love. Weed. Cats. This one may not get ya the first time because it wants you to underestimate it or talk shet. Cmon back and get smacked batch. Someone did a good job on this weirdo. It has levels and will push on you and kinda freeze you, possibly to further free an open mind. It tastes like it smells. You’ll see it looks impressive. The smell you cannot forget. If GMO way back when kinda shocked and confused you at first; this one is more audacious and mysterious. Experience yourself to know I am your Daddy.

big sweet very dence buds

Really fun strain! Highly recommend if you have anxiety, it's a happy strain :)

Awesome strain. Smoked from a disposable vape pen. Super giggly, great body high. Definitely one of my top 5 next to zkittles, MAC and FPOG.

This strain would be perfect for yup you guessed it, playing Zelda! The high itself is a wonderful hybrid leaving me functional yet relaxed. Time has some distortion with this strain. I was playing Ocarina of Time for what felt like 3 hours, but was really 7 hours. I got all the way to the desert level (after starting from the beginning of Hyrule field) without having to remedicate. Very pleased with this purchase. 5 star strain all day.

Stepping into the dispensary was like entering a warm cave. I shouldered past the rows of glassy paraphernalia, concentrates, and edibles. In the back of the store sat a wizened old man who peered rheumatically over his drooping bottom eyelids. Thunder boomed and the lights flickered: the room seemed to lose dimension, shadows leaping in as light fled, as if to collect around the old man. “It’s dangerous to go alone,” he said. Glistening on the counter was a rapier-like nugget, glowing green and steady amidst the unreliable gloom. I took the bud reverently, raising it high above my head. I felt powerful, impelled, driven! I was ready to fight the world! I dashed to the door, threw it open, when I heard, “It’ll be ten dollars, sir.”

One of my favorites for waking up and morning smokes. I suffer from treatment resistant depression and this strain definitely helps me stay productive instead of slumping back into bed or the couch due to lack of motivation. If you smoke too much of this, though, it will slump you. So only smoke a lot if you want to end up asleep a couple hours later.

This strain is relaxing. Good balance of head and body high. You kinda get the floaty feeling. Like you are a graceful ghost with no concerns making your way to the fridge.