Geek Farms was founded in 2013 with the idea that growing cannabis should be based on quality to OMRI standards to produce the best results in flavor, aroma and effect.

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Oregon Indigo

Juicy Grapes and funky blueberries makes for a perfect Oregon favorite, incredibly potent and flavorful. 

The Doctor is a nicely potent (THC levels as high as 18.4%), blissful, inward-thinking, calm and physically comforting, 80/20, Indica-Dominant, evening hybrid triad of Great White Shark, Super Skunk and an unknown South Indian Indica. Named after (not sure why) Italian professional motorcycle racer Valentino "The Doctor" Rossi, this is a sleepy, earthy, skunk and fruity strain.

The Doctor

Dr. Who - "The Doctor"

Also known as "Dr. Who" made by Homegrown Natural Wonders, mad scientist x timewreck

Dr. Who

Dr. Who Pre-Roll 0.5g

Zkittlez - Geek

The Original Z

Grapes, Blueberries, And Eucalyptus Surround Your Senses With This Potent Cross. Expect A Long Evening Of Relaxation.

Crooked River Blues

"CRB" combines Quookies X River Song, a collaboration with NugBuckets

Sandlake Sour

Dr. Who is a potent, 60/40, Indica-Dominant, daytime (yes) hybrid blending of Mad Scientist and Timewreck (some say) cleverly named after the popular British Science Fiction television "programme." With the enticing sweet and sour aroma and flavor of tropical fruit, this energetic strain elicits a clear-thinking functionality allowing the consumer to complete tasks, competently.

Starburst Punch

A pungent and gassy cross of the classic Sour Diesel and our River Song, this cross will remind you of smoke from 20 years ago, with a modern "blue" twist with our genetics. 

Euphoric and motivating, this strain will keep you moving all day with a smile.

Michael Cawley

A pungent and gassy cross of the classic Sour Diesel and our River Song.

A pre roll by Geek Farms. Lemon G, or Lemon G13, is a strain of some confusion. Dubbed the "Pride of Ohio," there is a bit of a dispute as to this hybrid's Indica or Sativa dominance. A descendant of the original G13 and (perhaps) Lemon Haze, this (sweet?) lemon/pine cleaner strain's effects seem Sativa-like as consumers may find themselves laughing uncontrollably but not necessarily couch-locked.

Lemon G Pre-Roll .5g 

Oregon Indigo Pre-Roll 0.5g

Geek Glue

Grimmdica

Sensi Hash Plant x Afghani - Bros. Grimm Seeds

Do-Si-Dos is a fairly hard-hitting, blissful, optimistic and physically comforting, Indica-Dominant, evening hybrid cross between (essentially) Girl Scout Cookies and Face Off OG. Named after the (actual) Girl Scouts' peanut butter sandwich cookies and making High Times magazine's list of "Top 10 Strains of 2016," this sweet, earthy, pine and butter cookie strain is ultimately sleepy.

Do-Si-Dos

Headband is a Sativa-Dominant, highly potent hybrid noted for its signature sensation of tightening pressure around the crown of the skull. This slower-acting strain requires patience eventually propelling the user on a hallucinogenic, bitter lemon and diesel-fueled roller coaster ride into an alternate mental dimension. Headband is not recommended for beginners.

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