Oregon's Own

Dear Gmclerno: We choose our budtenders & weed from very special farms. Ones that deify all human possibility. So that we may bring you the best in your experience with us. We see your trip has gone well. May the gods be be blessed. Or lack thereof. May there be a blessing. Even if thru magic crystals. We scored some at the local sword shop at the mall. We believe our crystals are out to serve a divine purpose. Stick with Oregon's Own and your crystals will go far. Sincerely, Crystal Holders Oregon's Own

Dear Cole: Let us start by saying, "holy hell yes!" We love it that our medicine is working for you & those whom share with you (21 & over buckaroos). We pride ourselves in growing our flower & pushing that. Our Owner, GM & head grower have even more amazing things planned for 2022 which involves more strains, more weed & more frequently. Thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts. Y'all are why we do it. That, and the relief it brings to your lives. Enjoy dear friend and until we meet again, cheers & many blessings. Toke toke. P.S. We have a strain called Jack's Unicorn coming out Winter 2021. Sh!t is dank with a wonderful head high. Sincerely, Team Oregon's Own

Dear SuperSeargent: We salute you too! We then raise our blunts together. Blunt salute. Light blunts. Toke, toke, toke aaaaannnnnddddd exhale. How you feeling now? Great, the answer is always great. If you are smoking weed you are doing a great thing in this very moment in time. Think of that? You could be doing anything else, but here you are smoking weed reading a comment in return to your comment. Wow, mind is blown. Thank you for the kind review. Sincerely, Captain Crunch is delicious. The cereal not an actual Captain named Crunch. Oregon's Own

Dear Mriek: This gives us the tingle-ies. Yes, we are stoned, but none the less we are feeling it. We are guessing you met our Andi? She is a total peach. God, peaches sound good right now. I feel like if we went grocery shopping right now, it would be a mistake. Never shop stoned. Well, shop stoned, take a governor. And again Andi is a doll, but not that weird Annabelle doll. That damn thing is possessed. Andi is not possessed, maybe by the aura of Madonna, but not possessed completely. Andi is still a free agent. And, a delight. We are glad you enjoyed the shop. Appreciate ya. See you soon. Sincerely, Not Possessed Completely Oregon's Own

We truly are a new dispensary experience. Glad you get to enjoy The Inner. The Inner looks forward to your trip each time you fly in with your human space suit. Beyond our sacred doors lies all that is right with the World. We have dro. Lot's of dro. Dro for you. Dro for us. Dro for the entire hippy bus. What are we discussing? You know? Much love to you too. We are stoned, not gonna lie, so we just really appreciate the kind feed back. Welp time to go talk with the monkey on our back & lick the color purple. Sincerely, The Homies Oregon's Own

Dear Mlscott7th0Iq: Did you know our shop is haunted? Cause it is. The building is very old and once was a horse carriage. We are assuming it is a dead horse haunting us. Human feet don't make hooves noises. There was the time too that one of our employees was tail whipped. Yes, tail whipped. Instead of hearing faint dead voices we hear faint "nehs." And the time the damn ghost horse bit our GM. That was the final straw (pun). So we did the logical thing and got out the Ouija board. Now we have a whole other issue. Who you gonna call? Thank you for your kind words. Sincerely, Still Haunted by Farm Animals & Now Other Entities Too Oregon's Own

Dear BiggHossLuttrell: The Dirty Shad indeed, what a legend. The D.S. has been since the beginning of time. What was before Shad? Shad was before Shad, that's how legend. Shad will take your mom out for a dinner & pick up your Aunt in the same setting, then ditch em & get your uncle, Shad Moves. Shad will start a trash fire just by looking at it, Trash Fire Shad. Shad one time beat up four dudes for wearing two polo shirts with popped collars at once, Shad no polo around. Nowadays you can catch Shad in a Zen class bumping cheerios with Buddha, Shadeerio. The Shad will always be in your heart BiggHossLuttrell. Big Ghoss Luttrell? Big Ghos Sluttrell? Shad knows every strand of hair on your body. In a spiritual sense, cause the other would be both impossible & creepy... but if anyone could pull if off it would be The Great Shadzmo! The Dirty Dirty Shad, Dirt Shadchez, Dirty S., Gavin, D Shad, Cleveland Shad... Or? Just Shad (so emo of Shad). Sincerely, Shad's Devoted Followers (TM) Oregon's Own

Dear Deadyetizzi: This wonderful review has left us inspired to share a scene from Billy Madison. Here is that scene. Billy Madison: "Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates sh*t." Frank: "Shh, here he comes." Old Man Clemens: "Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again." Old Man Clemens: "Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control." Old Man Clemens: "Eck, poop again." Billy Madison: "He called the sh*t "poop"." Frank: "This is the best night of my life." Old Man Clemens: "I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die."

We are beyond thrilled to be your number 2. We look forward to seeing you again. Until then let us be friends online. Start our relationship by visiting: www.oregonsown.com

We will keep pouring out the love into the building...and tons of weed. Like, tons of weed. And like, tons of love. And then we'll send you smoke signals to come down. Smoke signals with the great Bong-O-Nator. Thank you so much and peace to you. From Oregon's Own

Dear Chellyphant420: It is Chellyphant 420.1 here. We attempt our best at humanity. We take copious amounts of weed & are severely unhinged. Dr. Chandry allows us daily activities. That's when we sell weed and unleash our minds on society. But, alas we must get going again. We have a noon lobotomy waiting. By lobotomy we mean bong to mouth & smoking our dro, yo. Hey, we look forward to seeing you a 3rd time. It's a charm. Sincerely big thanks. - Oregon's Own Patients of Dr. Chandry. I.O.T.C.S. Institute of The Clinically Stoned

Dear PdxKiwi93: This sucks and we hate hearing this. Since January our sales have boosted and when COVID 19 hit we had another rush which sold off the weed of our own down to slim pickings, because we are vertically integrated. We really wanted to keep offering some great pre-packaged deals, so we outsourced for them to meet demand for y'all, this is not a lasting measure. Only during this new times we are in. Please notify a manager for 10% next time you are in and let them know the GM approved it. We have 6 new strains coming in from our farm in April & May 2020, we are expanding grow rooms & another 180 plants just arrived. We want y'all enjoying one cannabis farm & ours alone. Oregon's Own. Craft cannabis. For the people. Sincerely thank you for shopping us. We work hard to be people's number 1. Be well and peace to you. Sincerely, Oregon's Own

Thank you so much for taking the time to review us! We are thrilled to hear you had such a great experience, and can't wait to see you again!

You are very correct. Like a meteor striking the very core of all that is correct. You are so correct that correct asked itself how to spell it's own name? Correctly. Did you know that 2+6+8+1= 17? Well it does. Did you know Daniel means "human radness" in an ancient Eastern language? Appreciate your stars. Till then our good Daniel. Cheers with giant blunts! Ride The Ride: www.oregonsown.com

Larry, We sincerely always take this to heart. We are always taking steps to better ourselves and make sure we show our customers we appreciate you; through improvement. Thank you for coming in and we hope to get a chance to serve you as a customer again. With new stuff in place. Sincerely, Oregon's Own

Hey London! Thanks for taking the time to review us! I am glad you had such a positive experience with your return :) You are correct, we have only been open about a month, so we are trying to figure out exactly what products work in this neighborhood. We bring new items to the shelf weekly based on customer feedback, so feel free to follow us on leafly and keep up to date with our menu!

We wish you could see us doing a slow clap on the other end of this internet machine. We still think it's just a fad that will pass. We all will soon be using landline phones plugged into the wall. Phone cables so long that everone trips over them & knocks grandmas urn off the mantle. Phones that you can see all the hardware and they light up. Back to our original thought. Slow clap. Slow clap for your review. Thank you.

Thank you so much for your kind words Paislie! It was so great working with you, and we cannot wait to see you again!!!<3

We feel the exact same way as you. Normally we have some large book we write out when we reply, but this just felt like it was to the point? Here we go again writing a book... Vmart9189 we feel the exact same as you. This place is 5 stars.

Dear Seth Kushington: We hope this letter finds you in pleasant health. We have received your letter of approval to the good people among our establishment of Oregon's Own; coupled it's quality rightfully priced products. We thank thee kindly. May the winds be in thy favor on thee journey and thy weed sticky, icky, dank and strong. Light one up for us. Sincerely, The Stoners

Even though this was 9 months ago as we are writing this. It still deserves a hell yes and thank you. The space is still friendly. Even more so. Not like weird Silence Of The Lambs nice, just standard nice people, great prices & farm fresh cannabis. Yeah, we might be a little weird.

You're darn tootin' friend Pmalone1980. You are darn tootin' correct. Thank you for being correct on here. We greatly appreciate it. Till next time good pal!