Standing Akimbo

The worst experience at a dispensary I've had. The girls at the front checking people in are very nice but they can't figure out how to save a pdf. It took 45 minutes for them to check me in. Then, once I was checked in, there were 3 people waiting to be helped in front of me. There were 4 employees helping check out one person at a time. Then once I was called to make my purchase, the girls had entered my information incorrectly and had my limit at 2 grams. I would have had to wait for another 45 minutes for them to figure out how to correct that, so I decided to find another dispensary. Total, I spent 50 minutes at this dispensary and ended up buying nothing. Go somewhere else.

I love the price of the hash.

everyone was super chill and the bus tender gave me great recommendations. great prices as well!

Great people best weed overall great customer service micah h dashawn Wilson

Rude staff. Skip this place and go on down the road.

Great prices and friendly staff

Overall, they have some decent (a lot of good outsourced product and third-party companies) medicine. However, the guy that's usually at the front desk just has a very rude, standoffish personality (he seemed to almost have a problem with me asking a simple question about signing my plants over in a month; I have a 24 and 8 count, so one would think they would want that. The main issue though is that, the three times I've gone in there, specifically for deals, I seem to get what appears to be a bait and switch (i.e., the cartridges aren't the quality or sometimes even the same brand of the cartridges appearing in the deal of the day or I show up for $15 OTD live resin and they only had cured live sugar; which I can regularly get for $10 at a lot of other places, not even carrying the product the front desk guy claimed they had, real shaky/old flower, etc.). Needless to say, I ended up mainly purchasing products that they don't even manufacture and I am done wasting my time driving over there just to be screwed. Learn your products, learn your medicine, ethically label/advertise, & learn appropriate customer care!! Standing Akimbo used to be so well-respected (especially in the medical community) which is the most disappointing part of all this.

There is a lot of hype around this place and rightfully so. There will pretty much always be a line, but I’ve been a medcard holder for about a year now and I don’t go anywhere else anymore because the prices here are completely unbeatable (especially for carts and wax) and they have a huge variety of products. You just have to be patient and go on your day off and it’s worth it. I would also recommend going when they open, not in the middle of the day.

I signed over my med card to these assholes, so I could use my extended plant count. They have given me the run around for a month now. Literally since April 14th when I became a patient there, all I hear is “it’ll get put in the system as soon as the manager gets here. But I guess he hasn’t shown up for work this month apparently, because every time I call and show up personally, he’s never there. I’ve done all the necessary paperwork, and now there holding my card hostage so I can’t even use my extended plant count anywhere else. The extended plant count cost me $500, that they have now fucked me out of a full month of using it. Do not go here unless you want to wait in line for over 2 hours, just to get treated like shit.

Yo i love this place. THE BEST DISPENSARY IN COLORADO. CHECK THEM OUT, U WON'T REGRET IT.

11/10 would recommend. The sweetest and most welcoming staff.. I had a bad experience with another shop across town, and the folks here at akimbo made my day so much better. They honestly had the largest selection of product then any shop I've been to. And their pricing is hard to beat! Honey was my budtender and her attitude was absolutely infectious. Her upbeat personality genuinely just made my day. I live down in CoSprings, but I will definitely be making the drive back up!

BEWARE to good to be true I bought a 1000mg kuala bar after 6hrs and no affects i was quite confused i normaly do a 100mg at this point i am at 300 mg, lol the package actually has a 1000mg sticker over a 100mg bar. the tender lured me away from the encredible products which was what i was in there for a sale showed on WEEDMAP, i did spent around a 130 dollers here. Incredible tinctures wellness were 65$ i doubt theses are actually real now.. THIS IS WRONG

Purchased a 1/4 of flower I was happy with and as someone who hasn’t shopped EPC before I emailed in a question about membership and apparently I should somehow know all of the regulations since I have a MED support badge (not even a key badge)!when I don’t even work in MMJ, I work in recreational. I haven’t been spoken down to like that since I filled in the wrong bubble on a test in school! They have the corner on cheap lbs but if you want to be treated well this isn’t the place. I’m not spending 1000+ to be insulted. I have learning disabilities and I don’t know if maybe my email came across stupid or something but very unprofessional.

They always have the best deals, best products, best staff, best vibes. I recommend anyone with a med card, visit immediately.

The budtender are so rude no knowledge at all mean to members all because I asked what oz was on sale and to show me what strains were on sale I will be looking for another place to take my plants to someone who actually cares about the patient after all that is what we're are u would think they would have some patience with us

Best place in CO for high quality concentrates at reasonable prices at high quantities. Service is hard to beat if you like people who keep it real and dont over sale the product , Colt is the man i would say, Antonio is commendable also as reliable professional budtenders they are top of the line. Check it out if you like oil.

I've been extremely impressed lately with the affordable and extensive selection of concentrates here! & their sign-over benefits are awesome- any medical patient seeking deals on live resin look no further!

This is by far, my favorite shop. Best price and selection on concentrates and member discounts. The staff is wonderful. Colt always helps me decide on exactly what I'm looking for. Wonderful employees and products.

Amazing service bud tenders are awesome!!!!!!!they know exactly what your looking for the gorilla glue is BOMB Antonio colt was on the money

Amazing deals pricing and more

Have some of the best concentrates out, that Panecea is on fire!!! Great prices!

Wow!! The prices are amazing for the high quality concentrates and bud. The service was amazing, the lady who checks your cards is the best! She helped me figure out what to get in no time. I went in there planning on spending half what I did because I was so amazed! The only complaint I have is that you have to ring a door bell before going in instead of a waiting room. I felt like I was going to a drug deals house instead of a medical dispensary.

a lot of care goes into the grow at standing akimbo. Everything is cured to perfection, and every jar has a boisterous wonderful aroma. Grant was awesome, and it was a cool atmosphere. After so many disappointing dispensaries around the Denver area this place was a c omplete breath of fresh air. highly recommended by veteran smokers.

This is my favorite dispensary, I take about a 15 mile drive from Littleton to come directly to them! Best bud and GREAT DONATION PRICES.