Alien OG

Alien OG review 3:11 PM I just ripped a .43g bowl a few minutes ago. Nothing much. But enough. Right out the bag it smelled AMAZING. But damn I am not trippin when I say it tastes amazing😩 3:13PM it’s a really nice build up. But I think my head just popped and now I feel pile a hot air balloon. Bro I want an Afro. My air balloon head looks like an Afro and I think my phone screen just split into like 4 layers. Wow. I am fucking frozen and I feel like I just entered first person POV in fallout 3, like back when you’re in the vault. 3:16 pm My cat looks like an ethereal god sitting in the ottoman of my eames. I couldn’t spell ottoman and damn google is hard when you can’t fell your thumbs. This typing thing just feels like a Harry Potter mixed with 80s synth mash up. 3:18 pm I feel like I have been writing a novel for the past 3 hours. It has been 7 minutes I think. I want,,,, a slurpee… So. I get why it’s called Alien OG. I am high as balls rn. My couch and I are floating above the ground. 🚀 🛸 🪐 3:21 ETHERAL GOD HAS CHOOSEN ME! My cat has sat on my lap😎🐈 and we are now floating🙌 I really like this weed. I feel like I am on my own little adventure just sitting here. Like I’m in a video game guided by my infinite imagination. And it feels fucking wild. **I would say, if you’re new you might want to take it easy as the experience might be a lot to handle🙌 Colorful visuals. Very fast going up. I think it’s leveling out? But honestly I’m not sure. 3:24 I think this is my first review on here, so idk if this is helpful in explaining the experience, but my thumbs just entered the 6th dimension. This would be a great weed to have a group talk sesh with. I feel like a dots candy rn. You know the ones, the colorful gummy gumdrops. I feel like one of those right now. My cat looks like broccoli. And I have the super gigs. Typing is hard. But it’s cool, I feel like popsicle like the space ship ones. And my face feels really happy. This is nice. Ya know, it’s been a long time since I have smoked something this remarkable. I thought Girl Scout cookies was my favorite, but this… this takes the cake. This is a beautiful experience. Pure euphoria. I feel like a hot tamales candy with bites out of each side of my face. Bud it’s like, a nice feeling. You just gotta trust me. 3:30 PM Magic carpet ride starts playing in my head as the wooden walls of my 70s apartment come alive. This is nice. My cat is no longer broccoli. My cat is still a god though. She’s the coolest cat man. She barks at kids 😂 and she talks a lot. 3:33 I had to scratch my nose and I felt like the animation from jimmy neutron. I still feel like the animation from jimmy neutron but as I was writing that the animation changed to freeza’s hands. Shit. 3:34 Just another time stamp because it felt like 5 minutes passed Make art. Not war. It’s a pasted my gf has on the wall. It’s fucking wavy as hell rn. Actually everything feels like microwaves. Not sure if I should wrap this up or not. 3:36 Imma go fuck around in illustrator. Be right back. Maybe. 3:41 PM my breath feels like the first snow of December mixed with cider and cloves. I still feel like a gelatin man. But like 1940s noir aesthetic gelatin man. 3:43 PM I really want a conversation pit and an edible of this weed. And friends. Thay sounds sad lol. I just want them to come over. We could all feel like gelatin people. 3:50pm I always say I want to wrote a review for new strains, but I forget to. So I figured I would just try to review it as I went along. I’ve leveled out a bit but still feel like gelatin. Over all great high. Starting to get the munchies. If I can edit this later, I will do a follow up. But if not, my final review is it’s a must smoke. Top of the list.

I recently have been looking for a nice balances hybrid since I suffer from symptoms where sometimes I have insomnia and can't go to sleep. Other times I'm too tired & fatigued to do anything. Aroma 9/10 Has very noticeable pine lemon zest smell that reminds me OG kush. Flavor 9/10 I can taste an almost citrus favor, nothing spectacular though. Effects 9/10 If I need to function yet still need powerful medicinal relief, I turn to this guy. The THC content in this strain has been up to 28%, I believe the average is 21%. The body buzz comes on almost immediately after your second hit.

This is a true Hybrid in my opinion. Grown by TruMeds and tested at 26% THC, perfectly cured. The Tahoe Kush definitely stands out with an almost Sativa rush to it. Pleasant taste and smoke. As said before, this is spacey as hell, but a fun ride. It can be used all day long and kinda molds to whatever you are doing. I’ll be looking for more. Enjoy 😉.