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Deep but almost sweet earthy/ woodsy flavor that’s reminiscent of the campfire smoke wafting around you while eating s’more’s. an immediate head high that made me write the sentence before this one. starts with a rush then slowly settles into peaceful relaxation. helpful with headaches and hunger and joint/ nerve pain. overall relaxed body high with zero couch lock. not so strong on muscle pains or cramps on its own but pairs GREAT with a massage. perfect for a movie or just before bed. also fine for a day sesh as long as you have that day free. 10/10 no notes

Absolutely deliciously sweet flavors of butter and vanilla with a hint of herbyness. slow building head high followed by genuine feelings of euphoria. some giggles and fun feels later a peacefulness sets in. if you’re already tired this should put you to sleep but also a fun daytime smoke as long as you’ve got time to veg out a lil. helps with minor aches and pains. great for a day lounging on the beach/by the pool or watching a movie before bed at night (I picked the timothee chalamet Willy wonka movie I never seen it nobody told me mr. bean was in thisss) 10/10

Zesty lemon flavor just as you’d expect. Hints of pine and diesel. Starts off with a quick rush to the head but once settled you will find peaceful focus in whatever you may choose. Surprisingly relaxing for what is otherwise such a powerful sativa. Slight body high as well is a nice cherry on top. Helps with anxiety, stress, focus, mild aches and pains. 8.5/10

Spicy, earthy pine, and slightly fruity with hints of diesel Bisti Badlands makes for quite a tasty smoke. Effects begin being felt almost immediately. A quick head high that starts with a wash of calm euphoria and is then followed by a general emotional uplift and slow onset body high. Physical relaxation with zero couch lock and positive emotional improvement. Exactly what you want from a hybrid. It won’t have you on the floor (laughing or sleeping) but wherever you are, it will have you feeling good about it. 10/10

citrus and woodsy flavors slowly bring a head high that’s perfect for daytime tasks like writing, chores, or a long aimless walk. Helps relieve stress and anxiety to make room for more productive brain work. Generally lifts spirits without ever getting you truly smacked. 7/10

sweet diesel flavors with a hint of woodsy smoke. relaxing all over body high and a slow mental fade. perfect for evening pain relief or before a movie/ bedtime but not necessarily a couch locker. unless you over indulge in which case, sweet dreams, my friend. 10/10

Mouthwatering berry flavors with hints of diesel and wood. Fast acting effects hit you in the head first relaxing your mind and then, soon after, your body. Not a couch locker but is quite pleasant just before bed. Won’t put you to sleep during that day though either. Good for movies, music, intimate situations, and just relaxing at the end of a long weekday… or the beginning of a lazy Sunday. Helps with pain, sore muscles, and anxiety. Definitely a top tier strain 10/10

strong musky/ diesel aromas and flavors. Immediate release of tension in the face. eyes droop and headaches disappear. a very relaxing strain but no couch lock. slowly creeps over your whole body relieving pain while your mind escapes its usual confines. 9/10

Delicious grape scents and flavors. Wipes away stress and anxiety immediately. I opened the page to write this while smoking it and completely forgot about it for thirty minutes. Relaxes but doesn’t knock you out. Still probably best at the end of the day. Helps with pain as well. 9/10

tasty tasty burn. sweet but also diesel-y. Immediate body high. muscle relaxation. then the slow head high starts to set in. good for a movie before bed. helps with physical pain/ tension/ headaches. if she’s not a 10 she’s a 9.9