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I grew this one myself. Medium sized pheno, didnt have the massive spears like most of the phenos. More of a kush like structure. Has that classic old school smell, pine/menthol with some earthiness underneath it. In very small quantities it’s a completely functional daytime strain. Slight boost of energy, but just overall puts you in a good mood. Anymore than that and you ll be both completely stoned and somewhat functional. It’s a really nice smoke👍

A really nice strain. Light green kush size nugs. I am not a smell guy, but there is something about this one, blueberry, menthol, lemon, and straight gasoline. Like you spilled some gas on your hands when filing up and you smell it for the rest of the day! It’s indica leaning, but not a complete knockout, maybe like 70% indica. Relaxing with a diesel buzz and euphoria. And it’s got that old school riding the waves thing to it, where the relaxing and uplifting diesel buzz battle it out. A really nice smoke👌

A true 50/50 strain. You can get up and do things or you could sit and chill. It has bag appeal for days. Brilliant purple buds (hands down the prettiest weed I ve ever grown) and it has a unique aroma, it really does kind of smell like a cherry slushie. I feel like this is one of those Jack of all trade strains, good for almost everything, but not really great for any one thing. You can get things done, chill and watch tv, play video games, whatever. But if you want to do anyone of those things, there are better strains for it. So it’s good, but i probably wouldn’t grow it again.

I grew this one myself. Small kush type buds, absolutely caked in trichomes. Might be the frostiest bud I ve grown🥶How to describe the high? Usually after I smoke a strain once or twice I have a pretty good sense of what it’s like. I ve smoked this a bunch and all I can say is it’s going to get you REALLY high. Besides that🤷‍♂️ I am usually too high to be able to keep track of what the highs like. So high I can’t even watch tv.

This strain is going to get you baked like Tommy Chong in the 70s. This was dispensary weed, which is usually garbage, but even they couldn’t screw up these amazing genetics. Hard for me to describe the high, except to say it is STRONG. The high can take you in a couple of different directions depending on how hard you hit it. But overall I would say a happy, euphoric, relaxing lazy day strain with some serious kick. Not a strain for newbies, if you hit it too hard the Alien Cookies on it can take you to some darker places.

If you ve had Blueberry and a not too energetic Sativa, combine the two, and you have skunkberry. It’s a nice relaxed, happy, euphoric high. Nothing wrong with it, but if I am in the mood for something like this I would reach first for Blue Dream or the original Blueberry. Don’t think I would get this one again.

When I moved to NY all I heard about was Piff. Never even heard of it before I moved here. Finally got my hands on some and wow! Functional daytime strain that is upper energetic, but not racey, and is really uplifting and euphoric. If I was an all day everyday smoker this would be my go to strain. I am a grower and I am going to be buying a pack of these and hunting them to find a keeper. Thinks that tells you everything you need to. Cop this shit!

So I ll start with the million dollar question, did this make me horny? The answer is yes, but I am a guy and am pretty much always low key horny, so😆🤷‍♂️ Overall a pretty good smoke. A lighter smoke, won’t clobber you or lock you to the couch. It’s a nice uplifted, relaxed, happy, hungry high. Really good for when you are feeling a little down. Overcast cold March weather had me feeling a little bummed and this immediately put me in a great mood. Probably wouldn’t be my everyday smoke, but a nice change of pace smoke.

This definitely has some kick to it. For me a really strong sativa head high paired with some couchy chill vibes. Everyone else describes this strain as energetic, some initial energy after you first hit it, but unless you go super light on it, the couchlock is going to kick in. The sativa head high will get you lost in your thoughts. Really nice, but newbies will def want to be ware. If you hit this hard it can take you to some darker places. No training wheels on this one. Really good, not my normal type of high, but I would get it again if I was in the right mood.

Disappointing. Smells great, just like the name says has a very nice pineapple tropical smell. But the high is just underwhelming. A very clear headed daytime strain. You can be completely on it, so much so you may even forget your high. Really all it does is improve your mood. If you’re a medical user this might be what you’re looking for. But if you are a rec user, sooo many better strains out there. And I bought mine straight from Seed Junky, so it wasn’t a bad batch. Pass.