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Recent Reviews61 total

Garlic Jelly

11/13/2024
Visually, this strain has the prettiest colored buds I’ve ever seen. Mostly tones of orange and gold from being completely caked with hairs, and a slight bit of that bright frosty lime green peeking through from underneath. The smell is sweet and earthy, with a slight undertone of funky garlic. I felt the first two hits of this one fairly quick, so it’s definitely a banger. Starts behind the eyes and just creeps right down into the body
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Commando

11/11/2024
This shit is an awesome fucking sativa. Smells like straight up gas, funky and pungent, but has a smooth taste. I am a super stoner and he usually have to put this one down after half of a cone. It bangs me up good, but leaves me happy and well enough to function and do things without the severe body high. If you like funky Skunky or pungent strains, this will become an instant favorite.
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedUplifted

Chimera

10/6/2024
The buds look nice, frosty, lime, green and fluffy, this one is a strange strain, a bit flowery, a bit piney, pretty much what weed should taste like. I’d say this is an even hybrid, used some after work and it kept me relaxed and focused. Used some later that evening, and it helped me sleep. Didn’t bang me up too bad, so this one was a decent every day smoke. Gave it three stars because even hybrids are tough for me to like, there’s a certain point in the day where I switch from sativa to Indica.
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FocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

White Walker Kush

9/17/2024
These dense, bright green nugs were frosty on the outside, and super sticky on the inside. The smell is super sweet and flowery, with Slight under of fruit or berries. Pretty much taste about the same as it smells. In small doses, this one is OK for daytime use, but a few more hits will have you couch locked.
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HappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Black Afghan

9/17/2024
This is a super heavy dank strain I always go for when I just want to get knocked TF out. The smell on this one is heavy and gassy, with notes of pine pepper and sage. The taste is earthy, tar, sage, and pine with an underlaying layer of sweetness to the finish. This one is a creeper, but definitely has more of a heavy body high and narcotic effect.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedSleepy

Afgoo

8/25/2024
This is quite possibly one of the heaviest Indica strains you’ll be able to find. I’m a heavy smoker who’s been using cannabis for about 30 years, and this one fucks me right up. This one always has an unstable look and smell to it. Dark buds with a heavy taste and smell of earth and tar with a hint of pine.
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HappyHungryRelaxedSleepy

Sticky Glue

8/18/2024
This one’s pungent, super sticky, and reeks like gorilla glue and antifreeze. Super stinky, but in a really good way. The first couple of hits completely cleared my head, and the next few relaxed me enough to completely take care of the pain from a recovering ankle injury. And by the time I got done doing this review, I was pretty much couch locked
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FocusedHungryRelaxedSleepy

Pavé Runtz | 3.5g

8/6/2024
I had just purchased a gram of this strain from whole plants to try out. The buds were pretty fluffy, and look like they’ve been dipped in sugar. So full of Keef that I couldn’t touch it without getting it all over my fingers. This stuff smells and tastes like sweet, fruity diesel and sage, with an overtone of anIse, Or black licorice. It is definitely something different to try out if you’re into an Indica hybrid. Starts off with a nice happy tingly, giggly head high, and works its way down the body Slowly, so you’re melting and don’t even know it.

Tahoe Brunch

7/30/2024
Tried on a whim, as it’s a strain I haven’t had before. These Bright dense frosty right down the middle of the road hybrid buds have a nice smell and flavor combination with pine, citrus, sweet, and a bit peppery. The taste, reminds me of a sweet peppery mimosa. Effects were heavy and felt right away. It’s the middle of the day, and I am relaxed, yet energized and focused .
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EnergeticFocusedRelaxedUplifted

Grandmaster Sexy

7/26/2024
This is one potent strain, its bright, dank, and frosty. I’ve been enjoying cannabis for 30 years and this instantly made it to the top of my list as one of my favorite Indica strains. The smell is sweet and creamy, and has a bit of spiciness at the end. The taste is at first a little spicy, and then really sweet and creamy on the exhale. Two hits in, and I am tingling with a heavy narcotic like effect.