Lemonder reviews

So I was under the impression that private reserve made this strain and that it was hybrid lavender mixed with other stuff but I just tried to buy some at my local place witch is the only place that has it within 100 miles and it is a full sativa and it is called Lemonder fuel and has no lavender in it what so ever and this page doesn’t tell me who makes this specific strain! What can I do to find this damn bud?!

T'was the night before Christmas / And I wanna get stoned / 'cept I'm all outta greenbud / you could say I was boned! Then I heard a sound / and it got me all a-tingle / it was that jolly old man / Motherfucking Kris Kringle! Santy Claus brought me / a sack fulla dank / "Lemonder," he called it / and that bag hella stank. It smelled quite like lemons / It smelled like Pine-Sol / and after I blazed that whole eighth / it smell like nothing at all! The high came on mighty / burly and strong / and that high stay with me / damn near all the night long. Then morning came / and Santa was gone / but he left me some papers / and a giant blue bong! / He left me one more thing / right there in my home / a note that said, "Share the love!" / So I give you this poem!

I am SO happy that a budtender at my local dispensary recommended this strain to me. I smoke mainly to relax and to get relief from anxiety. I generally favor sativa-dominant hybrids... if there is too much indica, I become anxious about how "numb" my body starts to feel. Anyway, I initially wasn't sure what to think of this interesting mix of strains. I wasn't "in love" with it, but I would say I was "in like" with Lemonder. I certainly wasn't bored with it. It wasn't "too stoney" for me, as indica-heavy strains can sometimes be. And, it was so incredibly uplifting. The euphoria was lovely. And my head felt "clear", so clear that I could do work, interface with others in a perfectly "normal" manner...the only difference being that my ever-present anxiety wasn't coloring my interactions with others or just making me feel awful...I feel like anxiety cannot touch me with this strain. And it is on the more expensive side, but a little goes a long way. After working my way through about 2 grams of it, I decided this. Pros: the high is very "balanced" between head high and body high, and the euphoria is very pronounced. Very little of a "stoney" feeling. Ability to function at a high level is very good. But this strain really shines when it comes to doing mundane tasks, such as cleaning house or folding laundry. Turn on your favorite television show or radio program and have a wonderful evening of doing housework. Or eating your favorite snacks. Or doing, well, anything. This is a lovely little strain that "goes along" with just about any activity. It also is a longer-lasting high (2-3 hours ). Cons: It can be on the harsher side when smoking flower. I had several coughing fits, and I am a daily pot smoker. That is the only downside that I can see, and it isn't bad enough to keep me away from strain that will remain in my repertoire for long time. Highly recommend, especially for anxiety sufferers.

Picked up an 1/8th of Seattle private reserve from my local shop. Pretty decent hybrid. While the high is pleasant, the smell and taste are the heroes of this strain. The smell reminds me of lemon meringue pie, and the taste is multilayered, with notes of lavender, and of course citrus. Relaxing stone, nice head high, good cerebral effects without being overwhelming. I'll go back for seconds, for sure.

Lemon smell. Lemon wood taste. Great hybrid effects. Big euphoria without anxiety. Body relaxation without an iron blanket. Wa Seattles private reserve is a staple for sure. I will get again. I recommend for daytime use, treating mild asthma, and acid reflux. Great for anything. Superb functional happy strain. Lemonder, get some. This stuff goes quick.

buds grow huge perfect for desert climate. very sturdy strain very potent strain

I enjoyed this strain. It wasn't overpowering at all in either taste, scent or effects. Smells of lemons and flowers, tastes a bit lemony as well. Beautiful buds, tons of trichomes. This strain relaxed me, and also gave me that warm feeling like I was basking in the sun lazily. It did give me dry heavy eyes, but that isn't a reason not to smoke this. I'd purchase this strain again.

Amazing. 👍😁