Love Machine reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Love Machine.
Love Machine strain effects
Reported by 11 real people like you
Love Machine strain helps with
- 36% of people say it helps with Anxiety
- 18% of people say it helps with Depression
- 18% of people say it helps with Pain
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Love Machine reviews
World Class Cannabis harvested 1-21-24 by FT4 Corp., MI., 33.05% ThC, .07% CBD, 37.44% ThcA. Scent of sweet wet alfalfa, hint of pine, hint of sour n dank, over-ripe banana peels-cantaloup-musk mellon rind.
Bright green neon flowers. Army man green terp postules. Gorgeous crystal sparkling trichomes through bud gives it a white coating over short fine orange hairs. Tall pointed cone buds with two shoulders pointed downward.
Smokes with pine and menthol, sour on tongue, very very smooth smoke. Nice pinene and caryophylene pepper flavors.
No eye pressure, creeping Indica. Wow euphoria. Emergized, focused, a touch jittery, increased heart rate and blood pressure. Some Sativa anxiety. No cough, yet strong pepper.
Great Sativa turns into a creeper Indica. Cumulative high, no couch-lock, no eye pressure, happy and tingly and pain free. Deep deep euphoria.
This strain has me off my face!! I smoked it next to my husband who doesn’t smoke anymore but towards the end of the preroll I was so high. I feel happy and sleepy, but also aroused. This Love Machine got me feeling cuddly with my husband and I can’t wait to sleep later on. Get you some Love Machine and get lost in the love of the bud. The smell is WILD & LOUDD, so be aware if you are worried about smelling dank. Get you a friend to be your DD if you’re out smoking because the high creeps up if you’re not careful 🤣Happy smoking friends !! 🌿🌻🔥🫶🏽
This strain is such a great sativa. It kind of acts like a hybrid of a genuine 50/50 indica/sativa strain. Where ur chilling, but if someone is with you, you're talking about all kinds of topics lol. You're energized but relaxed at the same time. No other strain that i've smoked has ever been this evenly of a high. If you're debating on whether or not to pick some up, do it. You won't be sorry. It's one of my favorite strains now. Breeded by Seed Junky is a plus if you get the Cheech and Chong version of Love Machine. I love all products by Seed Junky. This strain is perfect for unwinding after work. Before the club. Relaxing with you're tablet at home snuggled up under a blanket, watching whatever you love, is currently what I have chosen to do. Lol....cheers!
This is straight from God's garden, copped it from Cheech and Chongs dispo in Whatley Mass. Best strain I've had in long while.
So. I was in Cali and bought an 8th of love machine but it’s from Cheech and chong!!! They said the lineage is a mix from cross breeding jungle spice and gorilla diesel #4. It says that on the package and yes it’s sativa but a heavy one. It’s smooth smoking and has a tangey Lemon diesel smell🔥
I am a huge fan of this high quality cannabis! It helps me get through my day at ease with that extra push of being in a great mood and it definitely helps my PTSD and Chronic Pain that is on a daily basis!
This strain beats out a lot of the new strains.
Wonderful strain, relaxed and energized at the same time. Perfect for watching a movie or going out to do something.
Rating 3.8/5