Pearl Scout Cookies reviews

So I got stuck in traffic today, I haven't had sex since Bush -- the Senior Bush -- was in the White House, and all the music I thought was cool is now called "Dad Rock" by smirking Millennials who never experienced the joy of ELO's "Time" with a pair of Sennhesier HD 800 headphones and a brain fulla Chocolate Thai. Well, fuck them! You know why? Because I'm blitzed to the tits on Pearl Scout Cookies right now and they aren't. That's right -- they're relishing in Autotuned garbage while I have the dulcet tones of Jeff Lynn buying me a ticket to the moon. And by the time I'm not high off this bud anymore, I could have WALKED to the moon! This isn't a hi-and-bye high, this is a "Oh, were you just about to watch The Wall, Heavy Metal, Wizards -AND- Fritz the Cat? Don't mind if I join you!" high. Three hits off this shit and the buzz is filing a change of address card and putting your cortex down as its new permanent residence. But unlike your last roommate who took a dump in the catbox and then ham-slammed your couch, this new resident is a mellow sort. No drama, no Stinky Hermans in the catbox, no waking up and finding Dickbutt drawn on your face with a Sharpie -- nope, none of that shit. This is a strain with manners: it Fabreezes the bathroom after dropping a Taco Bell deuce, addresses your Mom as Mrs and never once says 'Oi! Wouldja lookit them tits!' within hearing range when you bring your girlfriend over. It will, however, fart on your cat if given half a chance, so, y'know, keep Mittens at a distance. Damn, am I still stoned? Ohyeah I am! So next time you need to be stoned for the length of a Yes song, remember Pearl Scout Cookies: The Dickbutt-Free Strain!

Amazing 3/5pm strain, after work, great for immediate relief as well, relaxing but wanting to be a little productive. Life becomes better and the shit you thought about or were worried about during the day. Just makes you laugh , you pretty much laugh it off. It's a good hitting hybrid. Comes on slowly then lingers...vapes on an Arizer. It's not to overpowering in the beginning but can get heavy. I am getting a little hungry. So hungers sits in but your truly just content. I'm just really happy, I'm ok with the way today ended and how I took on the day. I feel like I won today. That's pretty much what I feel like on this strain. Strain from Fireline good batch.

I took a 3 month break from smoking because I was in the army at the time and took a lil vacation to Washington state to visit some old friends. We all took a trip to the bud hut and this was my first time purchasing legal bud so I asked for the strongest they had, big mistake they gave me this amazing strain and it turned out to be the best worst high I’ve ever experienced. The short stint in sobriety vastly depleted my tolerance which I ignored and stuffed a king sized raw cone and took that bad boy to the face some of the smoothest smoke I’ve had didn’t cough once but the second I put that thang out all the amazing flavors slight haziness turned into the rabbit hole from Alice in wonderland and my body completely shut down and I fainted twice after collecting my brain back together I sat for about an hour staring at an anthill contemplating on conquering said anthill

One of the best of the old-school, foundational strains, GSC in all its many forms is a 'go-to' bud. Meaning that it is always an intense head, with many delightful sensory and physical effects that vary (tingling is a favorite), a strong positive impact on my mood, and a nice, characteristic flavor in the bowl, like pastry or like GSC, you decide. Pearl Scout Cookies (there should be such a badge!) is very cookie-ish (IOW: doughey, before baking).BTW no headaches may gain admission, if you have the same problem as I have. Wacky wacky, time-screwed, happy, stinky-cookie playtime. IOW: fun shit, and then it wears off. Next time I'll use a bong for even greater effect! Recently (summer 2016) I have come across a series of very kind GSC and hybrids, each stronger and more interesting than the last. Peppermint Cookies, Coogies, Mint Cookies, Pink Cookies, Pearl Scout Cookies, and others have all a taste of just-baked, slightly dough-ey sweetness to them, and a punch of macho-THC stoniness, with an almost immediate buoyant cheerful optimism alongside. Strong. Tingly. Welcome. Noobies take care, but this is what cannabis is all about. Fun, fun, fun. All GSC from basic 'forum cut' and up the delicacy list give me that basic pumped-up, laugh-prone, industrious relaxation, and a tingly thing up my spine, toes, ears, that never fails to please. I recommend it. Smoking it. Vaping it. Growing it, especially. Yes, please sir, can you grow some more? A really fun, happy, beautiful strain--and that's before you smoke, then it's bliss...

Easily my favorite variation of GSC, and a truly excellent cannabis experience with amazing flavor and effects profiles. Does the trick for just about anything you could want it for. Best enjoyed with some videogames (friends optional but recommended) and/or a nice warm bed with nice pillows and blankets so you can truly appreciate the depth of the amazing body buzz and drift off into a pleasant psychedelic trance as you fall asleep. This strain needs to be propagated everywhere as I consider it superior to Girl Scout Cookies and it has the potential to become extremely popular.

Spent 15 minutes looking for the ashtray I was holding. That good.

Super happy and relaxed high. Incredibly terpppy. Absolutely crystallized.

Pearl Scout Cookies by Fireline in Washington State. Tested at 27.3% THC. This is a beautiful strain. Large chunky buds with gorgeous hues of purplish-blue throughout, absolutely littered with trichomes. The aroma is strong, lending both pungent earthy notes as well as a light citrus. Notes of pine seem to also be present. Once broken down, these buds smell much more skunky and herbal. The flavor is smooth on the inhale, providing a smooth, zesty and sweet taste. Good, sweet after taste. A very clear headed, energetic cerebral high paired with a light body high makes this strain very enjoyable. A slight bit of lethargy on the comedown might make this best suited for afternoons/evenings use.