While you're enjoying cannabis responsibly, thousands remain behind bars for doing the same thing. We work to liberate cannabis POWs while bringing responsible use into the mainstream.

ILLICIT works with local and national advocacy groups to support the release of cannabis POWs, while bringing responsible medical cannabis into the mainstream. The data doesn't lie, and marijuana prohibition is a wrong we're working to right. Our organization is part of a growing national coalition challenging everyone to ask:

WHY IS CANNABIS ILLICIT?

Follow us on Instagram and Facebook @illicitgardensmo for news and updates on product offerings, events, and more.

Berry Blackout 500mg Indica Gummies

Orange-U-Glad It's Cherry 500mg Sativa Gummies

Peaches and Dream 100mg Nighttime Gummies (2:2:1/CBN:CBD/THC)

ILLICIT

Concentrates

Vaping

Cannabis

Edibles

The Strain - Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis
genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live
Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in
Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms.
After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360
found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile
dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones,
and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-
Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Clementine 5pk Smokos 0.5g

Clementine

The Strain  -  Lemon Tree Punch is a captivating hybrid strain crafted by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the flavorful cross of Lemon Tree and Purple Punch. This exceptional blend marries the sweet-and-sour zest of Lemon Tree with the fruity fragrance of Purple Punch, resulting in a rich and complex flavor profile. Strong notes of lemon, grape, and berry dominate the aroma, intertwined with subtle hints of diesel and earthy undertones. Depending on the phenotype, some expressions may highlight the grape and berry flavors, while others emphasize the citrusy essence, offering a unique experience with each taste.

The strain's primary terpenes include Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Linalool, and Bisabolol, contributing to its multifaceted flavors and effects. Limonene imparts a bright citrus flavor and is associated with uplifting mood and energy. Humulene and Myrcene add earthy and herbal nuances, promoting a sense of calm and relaxation. Linalool introduces gentle floral notes, enhancing the overall aromatic experience. Together, these terpenes create a harmonious balance that is both invigorating and soothing.

Lemon Tree Punch offers a balanced effect that is both stimulating and comforting. Users report that in small doses, it may boost mood and increase motivation, providing a gentle cerebral uplift that enhances focus and creativity. When consumed in larger quantities, the invigorating sensation shifts into a mellow relaxation, soothing the mind and fostering a peaceful state. Despite the calming body effects, the mind remains clear and functional. This versatile hybrid is ideal for those seeking to elevate their spirits during the day or unwind in the evening, making it a great all-day choice.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Purple Punch]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, Linalool, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxed, Focused

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Lemon, Grape, Berry, Diesel, Earth

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Lemon Tree Punch Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

Peach Crescendo 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain -  Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain's calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain: Mintlato is a hybrid born of Animal Mints and Gelato 41, showcasing a terpene cast led by limonene, caryophyllene, humulene, myrcene, and pinene. At first draw, limonene brings a bright citrus zing that awakens the senses, while pinene’s fresh pine notes add a brisk clarity. Myrcene’s earthy, musky undertones lend a plush, soothing backdrop, and caryophyllene’s spicy warmth weaves through the mix, rounding out the flavor with a subtle peppery edge. Humulene’s herbal whisper ties everything together, creating a complex, mint-tinged profile that feels both crisp and luxuriant.

Onset is marked by a light uplift—limonene promotes a buoyant sense of optimism, lifting the spirit without racing the mind. As that initial glow settles, myrcene and humulene ease the body into gentle relaxation, melting away tension without heavy sedation. Pinene’s clarity helps maintain focus, keeping thoughts crisp even as a comfortable calm washes over you. The result is a balanced high that can fuel creative bursts, spark conversation, or simply enhance a lazy afternoon with a refreshing twist.

With its harmonious interplay of invigorating and soothing notes, Mintlato invites you to explore a variety of activities. Tackle a brainstorming session with newfound clarity, lose yourself in mellow music with a relaxed frame of mind, or savor a quiet moment of reflection as the minty breeze lingers on your palate - Mintlato adapts to your mood, amplifying joy and composure in equal measure.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Animal Mints] x [Gelato 41]
Breeder: Exotic Genetix
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Myrcene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Clear-Headed, Energized, Focused, Calm
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Mint, Citrus, Pine, Herbal, Earthy, Sweet

Mintlato .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

The Strain: Prepare to embark on a truly tranquil journey with the help of the Chem Butter strain. Meticulously crafted by combining Chemdog OG and Peanut Butter Acai, this potent strain is highly regarded for its ability to induce a profound sense of serenity. It caters to individuals seeking a comprehensive and holistic cannabis experience. The harmonious fusion of Chem Butter takes users on a deeply calming and enriching exploration of their own consciousness.

Beyond its cerebral effects, Chem Butter exerts a powerful influence on both the mind and body, creating an unparalleled symphony of sensations. This strain strikes a perfect balance for cannabis enthusiasts, delivering a deeply sedative yet focused experience. Users can expect to be enveloped in a state of euphoria, accompanied by a surge of creative energy.

As the effects of Chem Butter intensify and gradually subside, a gentle wave of relaxation sweeps through the body, further enhancing feelings of peace and contentment. The all-encompassing after-effects contribute to a profound sense of satisfaction that permeates the user's being. Prepare yourself for an extraordinary and rejuvenating adventure that will captivate your senses and leave an indelible mark on your memory.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Chem OG] x [Panut Butter Acai]

Breeder: Illicit Gardens

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Nutty, Fruity

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Chem Butter Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Lemon Tree Punch is a captivating hybrid strain crafted by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the flavorful cross of Lemon Tree and Purple Punch. This exceptional blend marries the sweet-and-sour zest of Lemon Tree with the fruity fragrance of Purple Punch, resulting in a rich and complex flavor profile. Strong notes of lemon, grape, and berry dominate the aroma, intertwined with subtle hints of diesel and earthy undertones. Depending on the phenotype, some expressions may highlight the grape and berry flavors, while others emphasize the citrusy essence, offering a unique experience with each taste.

The strain's primary terpenes include Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Linalool, and Bisabolol, contributing to its multifaceted flavors and effects. Limonene imparts a bright citrus flavor and is associated with uplifting mood and energy. Humulene and Myrcene add earthy and herbal nuances, promoting a sense of calm and relaxation. Linalool introduces gentle floral notes, enhancing the overall aromatic experience. Together, these terpenes create a harmonious balance that is both invigorating and soothing.

Lemon Tree Punch offers a balanced effect that is both stimulating and comforting. Users report that in small doses, it may boost mood and increase motivation, providing a gentle cerebral uplift that enhances focus and creativity. When consumed in larger quantities, the invigorating sensation shifts into a mellow relaxation, soothing the mind and fostering a peaceful state. Despite the calming body effects, the mind remains clear and functional. This versatile hybrid is ideal for those seeking to elevate their spirits during the day or unwind in the evening, making it a great all-day choice.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Purple Punch]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, Linalool, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxed, Focused

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Lemon, Grape, Berry, Diesel, Earth

The Process - Our 1-gram pre-rolls are only made from hand-trimmed flower and NEVER from shake or trim. We delicately grind up smaller buds not used as pre-packaged flower in a temperature and humidity-controlled room to maintain the cannabinoid and terpene profile of our ILLICIT flower as we prepare material for pre-rolls.

Lemon Tree Punch 1g Pre-Roll

The Strain - Peanut Butter Acai is a luxurious hybrid strain expertly cultivated by blending the rich genetics of Peanut Butter Breath and Acai Gelato. This unique fusion delivers a harmonious balance of soothing relaxation and creative inspiration, making it an exceptional choice for those seeking both mental clarity and physical ease. Peanut Butter Acai stands out with its inviting aroma, where the nutty essence of peanut butter intertwines seamlessly with the vibrant, fruity notes of acai, creating a truly captivating sensory experience.

The flavor profile of Peanut Butter Acai is a delightful journey for the palate. Upon inhaling, you'll be greeted by the smooth, creamy taste of peanut butter, complemented by subtle hints of sweet and tangy acai berries. This delectable combination is enhanced by its terpene profile, featuring Terpinolene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, and Humulene. Terpinolene contributes a fresh, floral undertone, while Caryophyllene adds a gentle spiciness that balances the sweetness. Myrcene provides an earthy depth, and Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest, culminating in a well-rounded and satisfying flavor that lingers pleasantly on the tongue.

When enjoying Peanut Butter Acai, users are enveloped in a wave of calming euphoria that uplifts the spirit and soothes the body. The initial burst of creativity and giggly joy sparks a positive and lighthearted mood, perfect for engaging in artistic pursuits or enjoying lively conversations. As the high progresses, a deep sense of relaxation takes hold, melting away tension and fostering a serene state of contentment. This seamless blend of mental and physical effects ensures that Peanut Butter Acai provides a fulfilling and tranquil experience, allowing you to fully embrace the moment with a renewed sense of peace and happiness.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Peanut Butter Breath] x [Acai Gelato]
Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Euphoric, Relaxed, Social, Creative
Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Nutty, Berries, Earthy, Citrus 

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peanut Butter Acai Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Wedding Pie, developed by Cannarado Genetics, is an indulgent hybrid crafted from the celebrated cross of Wedding Cake and Grape Pie. This strain delights the palate with a super sweet flavor profile, where juicy grape and succulent berry notes are artfully layered with hints of nutty dough and subtle spices. The vibrant character is further enhanced by its primary terpenes: limonene delivers a lively burst of citrus brightness, caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth, myrcene contributes a rich earthy depth, linalool provides delicate floral sweetness, and humulene imparts a refined herbal nuance.

Every inhale of Wedding Pie unfolds an intricate symphony of flavor —a blend reminiscent of a gourmet dessert. The zesty tang from limonene awakens the senses, while the warm spice of caryophyllene creates an inviting complexity. Myrcene grounds the flavor with its robust, earthy character, perfectly balanced by the soft, soothing floral notes of linalool. A whisper of humulene adds a subtle herbal finish, resulting in a taste that is both vibrant and comforting, offering a culinary journey with every puff.

The effects of Wedding Pie gently usher you into a realm of euphoric relaxation and mental clarity. A light, tingling sensation gradually gives way to a blissful, all-encompassing buzz that lifts your mood and quiets the mind. The initial surge of citrus-inspired energy sparks a positive, uplifted state, while the deep earthy and floral undertones encourage a serene and contemplative calm. Ideal for immersing yourself in soulful music, engaging in thoughtful dialogue, or simply retreating into a reflective moment.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Wedding Cake] x [Grape Pie]
Breeder: Cannarado Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric, Relaxed
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Berry, Sweet, Nutty, Citrus, Floral

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Wedding Pie Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gelato #33 3.5G Flower

Sherb Cake is an Indica-dominant hybrid crafted by Seed Junky Genetics blending the renowned Sherbet and Wedding Cake strains. This sophisticated combination results in a cannabis experience that seamlessly merges deep relaxation with creative inspiration. Sherb Cake captivates enthusiasts with its enticing aroma, where zesty orange-citrus notes intertwine with delicate floral hints and a subtle touch of mint, creating a truly memorable sensory journey.

The flavor profile of Sherb Cake is a delightful symphony of creamy citrus and refreshing mint, enriched by underlying spicy undertones. Each inhale offers a smooth, rich taste reminiscent of sweet, tangy oranges complemented by the cool essence of mint, while the exhale reveals a nuanced blend of pepper and floral accents. This intricate flavor composition is enhanced by its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, and Nerolidol 2, which work in harmony to deliver a balanced and enjoyable palate experience that lingers pleasantly.

When enjoying Sherb Cake, users may be greeted with a sense of cerebral euphoria that sparks creativity and elevates the mood. This uplifting high encourages imaginative thinking and a joyful state of mind, making it an excellent choice for artistic pursuits or engaging conversations. As the effects progress, a soothing wave of relaxation spreads through the body, melting away tension and fostering a serene sense of contentment. This harmonious blend of mental stimulation and physical ease creates an enriching experience, allowing users to fully embrace their creative impulses while enjoying a tranquil and happy state of mind.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Lineage: [Sherbet] x [Wedding Cake]
Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Euphoric, Creativity, Social, Relaxed
Top Report Strain Flavors: Creamy, Citrus, Mint, Pepper, Floral

Sherb Cake 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

Gorilla Pie 28G Flower

The Strain: Dungeon Vault Genetics’ Grapezilla stomps onto the scene as a mighty indica born from Original Glue and Vino OG. With Myrcene leading the charge, expect a mellow, musky earthiness that gently settles the mind, while Pinene’s crisp pine notes sharpen focus and clarity. Caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth that gives each inhale a spicy kick, and Limonene brings a bright citrus twist that lifts the senses. Humulene rounds out the profile with subtle herbal undertones.

Upon first puff, sweet grape flavors surge forward, underscored by a low rumble of diesel funk inherited from its Glue parentage. Myrcene’s cozy musk weaves through that grape sweetness, while Pinene’s refreshing forest breeze cuts through the richness. Caryophyllene’s peppery spice and Limonene’s lemon-lime flair mingle on the exhale, leaving a complex aftertaste that invites another toke.

Grapezilla’s effects mirror its terpene tapestry: a gradual wave of calm that encourages deep relaxation and puts the body at ease. Pinene’s clarity helps keep the mind gently engaged, so you can dive into a good book, sink into your favorite playlist, or simply relish a quiet moment. Caryophyllene’s warm embrace and Myrcene’s soothing weight make sinking into the couch all but inevitable, yet Limonene’s lift ensures you never lose complete alertness - truly the apex of chill.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Original Glue] x [Vino OG]
Breeder: Dungeon Vault Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Diesel, Earthy, Pine, Citrus

Grapezilla 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Chemdog OG is a dynamic sativa strain resulting from the legendary cross of Chemdawg and OG Kush. This fusion of two iconic strains creates a cannabis experience that is both uplifting and invigorating. Known for inspiring users to reach new creative heights, Chemdog OG invites the mind to indulge in its imaginative side while elevating the mood to a light and carefree state.

The strain's complex aroma profile features the diesel notes of Chemdawg blending seamlessly with the sour, piney scent of OG Kush, creating a pungent skunky fragrance that fills the room. Its flavor mirrors its aroma, coating the palate with a solid diesel taste and a lingering sticky flavor on the inhale. On the exhale, users may notice creamy, pine-like notes that leave a sweet and pungent taste.

Chemdog OG's primary terpene profile includes Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Nerolidol 1, and Humulene, which contribute to its distinctive flavors and effects. Users often report feeling talkative, creative, and focused, with a happy and euphoric undertone. The uplifting qualities inherited from Chemdawg and the mood-enhancing properties of OG Kush combine to create an experience that keeps spirits high for hours on end, making it an ideal choice for those seeking motivation and joy in their activities.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Chemdawg]

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Talkative, Creative, Focused, Happy, Aroused, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Chemical, Diesel, Pine

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Chemdog OG 3.5g Flower

The Strain -  Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain's calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Franken Pie Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Introducing Kingdom Kush, a highly potent indica strain that combines the renowned OG Kush with the Grape strain. This expertly crafted blend offers a complex character and is known for its reliable ability to deliver a tranquil yet euphoric high. One of the standout qualities of Kingdom Kush is its gradual and impactful experience. Users can expect a gradual onset of relaxation, melting away the stresses of the day. As the effects deepen, a euphoric journey unfolds, uplifting mood and enhancing overall well-being. It provides a temporary escape from worries and fatigue, offering a truly relaxing high that appeals to cannabis enthusiasts seeking tranquility.

Beyond its effects, Kingdom Kush boasts a unique and unforgettable taste profile. With the first hit, users will savor the tangy grape flavor, followed by earthy and woody undertones inherited from its OG Kush lineage. Delicate hints of lavender add an extra layer of richness to the overall tasting experience. These elements come together harmoniously, creating an engaging and aromatic flavor journey that is as unique and nuanced as its effects.

For cannabis users who value both a deeply relaxing effect and an exquisite taste experience, Kingdom Kush stands as the strain of choice.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Tenzin Kush #4] X [OGLA '78]

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Kingdom Kush Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 28G Flower

The Strain - Grape Runtz is a highly coveted indica hybrid crafted by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the exquisite cross of Greasy Grapes and Runtz. This exceptional strain stands out in the cannabis community for its rare and sought-after genetics, combining the vibrant flavors of Zkittlez, Gelato, and Grape Ape. Grape Runtz captivates enthusiasts with its irresistibly sweet and fruity profile, reminiscent of a bag of sugary candies, making every session a thorough sensory experience.

The flavor journey of Grape Runtz is a harmonious blend of sweet berry and tangy grape, perfectly balanced by subtle hints of citrus and spice. Its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, and Myrcene, enhances its complex taste, offering layers of fruity sweetness interwoven with earthy and spicy undertones. This rich combination not only tantalizes the taste buds but also contributes to the strain’s smooth and creamy smoke, ensuring a pleasurable and flavorful inhale and exhale every time.

When indulging in Grape Runtz, enthusiasts are greeted with a powerful and uplifting high that begins with a burst of cerebral euphoria, lifting the spirits and sparking creativity. This initial surge of happiness quickly evolves into a deeply relaxing body sensation, gently easing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. The balanced effects make Grape Runtz an ideal choice for those looking to enhance their mood, unwind after a long day, or enjoy a creative burst without feeling overwhelmed. Whether you're socializing with friends or diving into a creative project, Grape Runtz offers a versatile and enjoyable experience that leaves a lasting impression.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Greasy Grapes] x [Runtz]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Body High, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Candy, Fruity, Grape, Earthy

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Grape Runtz Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Violet Fog Violet Fog is an indica-dominant hybrid that greets the nose with candied grape sweetness up front, layered over a savory, resinous base. Bright citrus peels sparkle through the profile while warm, peppery spice and a hint of floral coolness round out the bouquet, yielding a complex scent that's both playful and grounding.

The strain's terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Geraniol. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky aspects of the flavor, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene adds a citrusy zest, uplifting the overall aroma. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy kick, while Linalool offers subtle floral hints that enhance the sweetness. Geraniol further amplifies the fruity and floral characteristics, rounding out the sensory experience with its pleasant fragrance.

Violet Fog is known for its hazy and uplifting effects. Users often report a sense of unfocused happiness that can lead to lightheartedness and giggles. As the experience unfolds, a deep relaxation may settle in, promoting a calm and sleepy state. This combination of mood-enhancing and soothing effects makes Violet Fog an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day, offering a peaceful transition into a restful evening.

Strain Type: Indica

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplifted, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Violet Fog Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Max AC stands as a pinnacle of hybrid ingenuity, brought to life by Greenpoint Genetics through an inspired cross of MAC 1 and Animal Cookies. This strain captures the essence of two powerhouse genetics, blending the resin-rich, robust character of MAC 1 with the flavor-forward, distinctive profile of Animal Cookies. The result is a hybrid that delivers a compelling fusion of clear headed euphoria and soothing physical calm, tailored for those seeking both mental spark and grounded relaxation.

The flavor profile of Max AC is a journey in complexity and depth. It opens with a bright citrus burst provided by limonene, delivering an immediate zing that awakens the senses. The spicy, peppery nuances of caryophyllene interlace with the rich, earthy foundation of myrcene and humulene, creating a multi-layered taste that is both robust and satisfying. Bisabolol rounds out the experience with subtle floral hints, adding an elegant softness that completes the symphony of flavors. The result is an immersive, gourmet experience that dances between tangy citrus, spicy earthiness, and delicate floral sweetness.

As the high unfolds, Max AC sets the stage for a state of inspired focus and tranquil contentment. The initial rush sparks an elevated mood, fueling creative thoughts and a sense of invigorated drive ideal for sketching out new ideas or engaging in reflective planning. Gradually, a soothing calm pervades the body, nurturing a feeling of quiet satisfaction and mental clarity. Max AC's dynamic progression from an energizing lift to a serene, grounding calm invites you to embrace an active, yet reflective state, transforming your day into an exploration of both creative vibrancy and peaceful repose.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mac 1] x [Animal Cookies]

Breeder: Greenpoint Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Contented, Motivated, Uplifted, Peaceful

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Spicy, Earthy, Herbal, Floral

Max AC .5g Smokos Preroll Single

The Strain - Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms. After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360 found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones, and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and doubled them up for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Clementine 2pk Smokos 0.5g

Max AC 3.5G Flower

The Strain - Grape Runtz is a highly coveted indica hybrid crafted by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the exquisite cross of Greasy Grapes and Runtz. This exceptional strain stands out in the cannabis community for its rare and sought-after genetics, combining the vibrant flavors of Zkittlez, Gelato, and Grape Ape. Grape Runtz captivates enthusiasts with its irresistibly sweet and fruity profile, reminiscent of a bag of sugary candies, making every session a thorough sensory experience.

The flavor journey of Grape Runtz is a harmonious blend of sweet berry and tangy grape, perfectly balanced by subtle hints of citrus and spice. Its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, and Myrcene, enhances its complex taste, offering layers of fruity sweetness interwoven with earthy and spicy undertones. This rich combination not only tantalizes the taste buds but also contributes to the strain’s smooth and creamy smoke, ensuring a pleasurable and flavorful inhale and exhale every time.

When indulging in Grape Runtz, enthusiasts are greeted with a powerful and uplifting high that begins with a burst of cerebral euphoria, lifting the spirits and sparking creativity. This initial surge of happiness quickly evolves into a deeply relaxing body sensation, gently easing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. The balanced effects make Grape Runtz an ideal choice for those looking to enhance their mood, unwind after a long day, or enjoy a creative burst without feeling overwhelmed. Whether you're socializing with friends or diving into a creative project, Grape Runtz offers a versatile and enjoyable experience that leaves a lasting impression.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Greasy Grapes] x [Runtz]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Body High, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Candy, Fruity, Grape, Earthy

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Grape Runtz Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Peanut Butter Strudel is a one-of-a-kind hybrid innovation from Beanmill Genetics, born of the cross between Dos-Si-Dos and Strudel Breath. This strain fuses rich heritage with irresistible flavor, offering an experience that is both sumptuous and uniquely engaging. Its genetic lineage brings together the distinctive tang of peanut butter with an indulgent twist from complementary strains, resulting in a flavor profile that stands out in every session.

Savor a flavor that is as decadent as dessert—imagine the lush, sugary notes of peanut butter intermingled with the creamy allure of vanilla and a cascade of sweet caramel. Limonene infuses the blend with a bright, citrusy spark, injecting a refreshing burst that counterbalances the deep, savory elements. Caryophyllene steps in to add a subtle spicy warmth, while the grounding, herbal character of humulene and the crisp accent of pinene round out this intricate tapestry. In every draw, the taste evolves into something reminiscent of a gourmet caramel candy with just a hint of spice.

As the high unfolds, Peanut Butter Strudel delivers a quick surge of gentle euphoria that lifts your mood and invites a relaxed, happy state of mind. The initial, soothing effect sparks an easy, cheerful vibe, making it a delightful companion for creative brainstorming, casual conversations, or even a mindful stretch session. Soon, a pleasant physical tingle gently permeates your limbs, encouraging you to move, stretch, or simply enjoy a moment of serene stillness. Embrace the carefree spirit and comforting vibes of Peanut Butter Strudel—an experience that transforms your day into a series of sweet, mellow, and inspiring moments.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Dos-Si-Dos] x [Strudel Breath]
Breeder: Beanmill Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Myrcene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Mellow, Inspired, Calm, Focused, Contented
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Peanut Butter, Caramel, Vanilla, Sweet, Creamy

ILLICIT

Cannabis flower, pre-rolls, & pot seeds