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The Strain - This strain was developed in the Santa Cruz area. A blend of different local Sativa strains, Sour Garlic smells like sour fruit and garlic. Strong Sativa medicine with a powerful, alert high. A unique, boutique offering from the Santa Cruz mountains.

AJ’s Sour Diesel crossed with GMO and Rocket Fuel, this rare and unique Indica-dominant variety is part of Mosca’s Super Petrol line and offers an incredible terpene profile with impressive trichome coverage.

Sour Garlic combines the best of both worlds with dominant, pungent sour fuel mixed with an herbal, aromatic garlic mushroom aroma, and a hint of spice. A strain that offers something different but will quickly become one of your favorites.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Cerebral, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruit, Garlic, Earthy, Wood, Spice

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Sour Garlic Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Creamz is a tasty indica-dominant strain expertly cultivated by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the harmonious blend of Runtz and Cookies N' Cream IX3. This enticing combination creates a rich tapestry of flavors and effects that make it an ideal choice for evenings or moments when you desire complete relaxation. With a terpene profile featuring Limonene, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, and Humulene, Creamz offers a sweet and earthy aroma that invites you to unwind and let go of daily stresses.

The flavor profile of Creamz is a symphony of sweetness and earthiness, accented by subtle hints of citrus and spice. The presence of Limonene adds a refreshing citrus zest, while Caryophyllene contributes a warm, peppery undertone. These flavors meld seamlessly to create a smooth and enjoyable taste experience that lingers pleasantly on the palate.

When it comes to effects, Creamz is all about fostering a state of blissful tranquility. Users often report a soothing wave of relaxation that eases both mind and body, accompanied by a gentle uplift in mood. Despite its calming nature, this strain may also enhance focus just enough to fully immerse you in a favorite book or film. The euphoric yet serene sensations make Creamz an excellent companion for those times when you want to relax completely while still engaging with the things you love.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Runtz] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, Humulene 

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Tranquil, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Earthy, Citrus, Spice, Peppery

Creamz 14G Flower

Strain Description:

A calm sedative with a euphoric buzz. Strawberry Float is perfect for either a lazy winter
day, or a sip of sweetness in the middle of the hot summer. The balance of sweet and
savory flavor is sure to induce ferocious appetites.

The freakish amount of frost defines Strawberry Float, almost looking like a small layer
of snow has fallen. On the bottom side of the bud, the crystals shines, highlighting its
incredible structure.

Earthy, strawberry, and fruity. The flavor could be compared to a smoothie, or "float",
especially when vaporized.

This strain is reported to help with anxiety, and keeping calm during social situations,
without the heavy sedative effects of other strains. It shown benefits for mood and
creativity as well.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani x Michigan Soda (Reported)] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: creative, euphoric, tingly, uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: strawberry, citrus, earthy

Keywords: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Strawberry Float 14G Flower

The Strain  -  Hibernate is a potent indica strain meticulously crafted by the master breeders at Greenpoint Seeds, born from the cross of Shut Eye and Stardawg. This unique blend brings together an impressive lineage that includes Fire OG, Bubba Kush, Alien Technology, Purple Kush, and Chemdog. Hibernate lives up to its name by offering deeply relaxing and soothing effects, making it an ideal choice for those seeking tranquility and restful sleep. Its terpene profile features Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, and Bisabolol, all contributing to its distinctive flavor and calming properties.

The flavor profile of Hibernate leans toward earthy and woody notes, complemented by hints of pine and a strong lemon peel accent. Limonene adds a citrusy zest that brightens the overall taste, while Myrcene and Humulene contribute to the strain's herbal and earthy undertones. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral nuances, enhancing the complexity of the flavor. The aroma is equally captivating, with variations that include lemon tones, cherry, rock candy, and the skunky essence characteristic of Stardawg.

Drawing from its rich genetic background, Hibernate offers a profoundly relaxing and euphoric experience. Users often report feelings of deep calmness and serenity, with a gentle wave of sleepiness that envelops both mind and body. The influence of Shut Eye provides intensely soothing effects, while Stardawg adds a touch of uplifting euphoria. This harmonious blend makes Hibernate an excellent choice for unwinding after a long day, promoting a peaceful state of mind and preparing for a restful night's sleep.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Shuteye] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine, Lemon

Hibernate 28G Intros Flower

Creamz 28G Flower

Strain Description:

Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon
Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won
several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis
genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live
Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in
Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC
levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms.
After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360
found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile
dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones,
and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-
Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

Clementine 14G Intros Flower

Super Petrol is a powerful Indica-dominant hybrid developed by Moscaseeds, resulting from the robust cross of GMO and Rocket Fuel. This strain is celebrated for its intense, full-body effects that blend deep relaxation with an uplifting euphoria, making it an excellent choice for those seeking both comfort and a mood boost. Super Petrol delivers a potent high that seamlessly transitions from mental clarity to physical ease, offering a balanced experience that enhances your evening routine or helps you unwind after a demanding day.

The flavor profile of Super Petrol is a rich tapestry of earthy diesel and pungent skunk, complemented by subtle spicy and herbal undertones. Enhanced by its terpene composition of Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Humulene, each inhale brings a smooth, creamy taste of cheese intertwined with the sharpness of diesel. These complex flavors create a satisfying and memorable palate experience, where the boldness of skunk meets the sweetness of subtle herbal notes, ensuring every puff is both flavorful and enjoyable.

When enjoying Super Petrol, enthusiasts may be enveloped in a wave of euphoric relaxation that soothes both mind and body. The initial surge of happiness fosters a positive and carefree mindset, ideal for letting go of daily stresses and embracing a state of contentment. As the effects deepen, a calming body buzz gently melts away tension, promoting a serene and tranquil state of mind. This harmonious blend of mental uplift and physical relaxation makes Super Petrol a versatile strain, perfect for enhancing your evening activities, whether you're settling in for a cozy night at home or seeking a peaceful end to a busy day. Embrace the soothing tranquility and joyful uplift that Super Petrol offers, creating moments of pure relaxation and ease.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [GMO] x [GMO x Rocket Fuel] (Reported)
Breeder: Moscaseeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy, Tingly
Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Skunk, Spicy/Herbal, Cheese

Super Petrol 28G Flower

Strain Description:

This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most
famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands
by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through
immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White
Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A
powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both
conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other
legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer
cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta-
Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

White Widow 14G Intros Flower

The Strain - MAC Dawg is a premium cannabis strain with an iconic pedigree. This hybrid brings together the famed Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC 1) and Stardawg—two elite cultivars known for producing some of the finest cannabis on the market. MAC Dawg combines the best traits of both parents, offering extreme resin production, exotic flavor, and exceptionally potent effects. This strain takes the classic Stardawg to new heights, delivering unmatched bag appeal that is sure to turn heads.

MAC Dawg brings together the sweet-and-sour aroma of MAC 1 with the funky fragrance
of Stardawg, creating a complex terpene profile that is one of a kind. This variety smells of ripe lemon and cherry, mixed with pungent notes of skunk and petrol.

The strain is rich in terpenes and flavonoids and offers a robust flavor not easily forgotten. This exceptional strain delights the senses with notes of citrus, cheese, and cherries, coupled with savory flavors of diesel and pine. Its complex flavor pairs nicely with a cup of coffee or a glass of wine.

Like its parents, MAC Dawg provides a stimulating but balanced high that awakens the mind and soothes the body. This potent strain delivers a wave of bliss that typically leaves users feeling happy and stress-free. MAC Dawg may also help to reduce general discomfort and boost the appetite.

Strain Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: [MAC 1] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Giggly, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spicy/Herbal, Pepper, Citrus, Lime

Keywords: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, Relaxed,
Focused, Euphoric, Citrus, Pine, Pepper, Citrus

MAC Dawg 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Lucky 7s is an exquisite hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the esteemed cross of Lucky Charms and Stardawg. This remarkable blend merges the sweet, fruity essence of Cherry Pie with the rich, earthy undertones of Girl Scout Cookies, resulting in a harmonious and captivating cannabis experience. Lucky 7s stands out for its complex aroma, where earthy notes intertwine with vibrant hints of pine and tropical fruits, creating an inviting and memorable scent profile.

The flavor journey of Lucky 7s is a delightful interplay of sweetness and freshness. Each inhale offers a burst of fruity sweetness, reminiscent of ripe berries and tropical mango, perfectly balanced by a subtle piney undertone. This sophisticated taste is enhanced by its rich terpene profile, which includes Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Myrcene, and Humulene. Caryophyllene adds a touch of spice, while Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the palate. Myrcene and Humulene contribute earthy and herbal nuances, rounding out the flavor with depth and complexity that keeps each puff enjoyable and satisfying.

When indulging in Lucky 7s, users experience a balanced and uplifting high that seamlessly blends mental stimulation with physical relaxation. The initial surge of euphoria elevates the mood, fostering a sense of happiness and creative clarity that inspires thoughtful conversation and artistic pursuits. As the high progresses, a gentle body relaxation sets in, soothing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. This dual effect ensures that Lucky 7s is versatile enough to enhance both active daytime activities and serene evening moments, providing a fulfilling and joyful cannabis experience that resonates deeply with both novice and seasoned enthusiasts.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lucky Charms] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Body High, Uplifted, Cerebral, Euphoric, Calm

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Pine, Sweet, Tropical, Earthy

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Lucky 7's Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

White Widow 28G Intros Flower

The Strain - Bubblegum Gelato is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid crafted by Mosca Seeds, born from the flavorful union of Gelato #45 and Indiana Bubblegum. This strain captures the essence of its parentage, delivering a harmonious blend of relaxation and creativity that's perfect for a leisurely day at home. Named for its delectable taste, Bubblegum Gelato invites you to indulge in a sensory experience that's both soothing and inspiring.

The flavor profile of Bubblegum Gelato is a delightful medley of sweet and fruity notes. With each inhale, you'll savor hints of raspberry and cherry intertwined with the nostalgic sweetness of sugary bubblegum. The aroma complements this blend, filling the air with fresh fruity scents accented by rich cherries and a touch of sugar. This unique taste and aroma are enhanced by its terpene profile, featuring Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, and Terpinene, which contribute to its distinctive character.

As the effects settle in, Bubblegum Gelato fills the mind with an uplifting and expansive euphoria, gently easing away negative or racing thoughts. This elevated mental state fosters a surge of creativity, making it an ideal companion for artistic endeavors or imaginative pursuits. At the same time, a relaxing sensation envelops the body, providing calmness without inducing lethargy. Users often report feeling happy, relaxed, and uplifted, experiencing a balanced high that embodies the best qualities of both Gelato #45 and Indiana Bubblegum.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Terpinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cherry, Fruity, Sugary, Sweet

Bubblegum Gelato 14G Flower

Strain Description:

This strain was developed in the Santa Cruz area. A blend of different local Sativa
strains, Sour Garlic smells like sour fruit and garlic. Strong Sativa medicine with a
powerful, alert high. A unique, boutique offering from the Santa Cruz mountains.

AJ’s Sour Diesel crossed with GMO and Rocket Fuel, this rare and unique Indica-
dominant variety is part of Mosca’s Super Petrol line and offers an incredible terpene
profile with impressive trichome coverage.

Sour Garlic combines the best of both worlds with dominant, pungent sour fuel mixed
with an herbal, aromatic garlic mushroom aroma, and a hint of spice. A strain that offers
something different but will quickly become one of your favorites.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Cerebral, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruit, Garlic, Earthy, Wood, Spice

Sour Garlic 28G Flower

The Strain - This strain was developed in the Santa Cruz area. A blend of different local Sativa strains, Sour Garlic smells like sour fruit and garlic. Strong Sativa medicine with a powerful, alert high. A unique, boutique offering from the Santa Cruz mountains.

AJ’s Sour Diesel crossed with GMO and Rocket Fuel, this rare and unique Indica-dominant variety is part of Mosca’s Super Petrol line and offers an incredible terpene profile with impressive trichome coverage.

Sour Garlic combines the best of both worlds with dominant, pungent sour fuel mixed with an herbal, aromatic garlic mushroom aroma, and a hint of spice. A strain that offers
something different but will quickly become one of your favorites.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Cerebral, Relaxed, Happy, Sleepy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruit, Garlic, Earthy, Wood, Spice

Sour Garlic 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Bonkerz is a captivating hybrid strain crafted by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the delightful cross of Lemon Tree and Cookies N' Cream IX3. This balanced hybrid is celebrated for its remarkable potency and the unique experience it offers to cannabis enthusiasts seeking something extraordinary. With its intriguing name hinting at the head-spinning journey it provides, Bonkerz stands out as a must-try for those looking to explore new horizons.

The flavor profile of Bonkerz is a harmonious blend that tantalizes the senses. On the inhale, you'll be greeted by a burst of sour citrus reminiscent of freshly squeezed lemons, a tribute to its Lemon Tree lineage. This zesty flavor is beautifully complemented by creamy, nutty undertones on the exhale, drawing from the rich heritage of Cookies N' Cream. Subtle hints of sweetness and a touch of spice round out the palate, creating a complex and satisfying taste experience that's both refreshing and indulgent.

When it comes to effects, Bonkerz delivers a fast-acting and exhilarating high that elevates the mind and soothes the body. Users often report an immediate surge of euphoria and happiness, filling the cerebral space with a hazy bliss that gently sweeps away negative thoughts. This uplifting mental state is accompanied by a gradual relaxation that spreads through the limbs, offering a serene balance without leading to complete sedation. The combination of its uplifting and calming qualities makes Bonkerz an ideal choice for enhancing mood, unwinding after a long day, or simply enjoying a moment of blissful tranquility.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Humulene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Lemon, Nutty, Sour, Sweet

Bonkerz 28G Intros Flower

Strain Description:

Pink Gorilla is an Indica dominant hybrid strain created by crossing the potent Gorilla
Glue #4 and Pink 2.0 strains. If you love Gorilla Glue, you'll be head over heels for Pink
Gorilla. This bud packs the best of its parent strains and more, with immediate hard-
hitting effects that will glue your body to the couch and let your mind fly free.

You'll feel a fast-hitting sense of focused euphoria, getting your mind out of any negative
moods or racing thoughts and into a state of mental clarity. As your mind settles into
this lifted state, a sense of relaxation will creep its way throughout your body, growing
heavier and heavier, likely leaving you glued to the couch.

With these heavy effects, Pink Gorilla is often chosen to treat chronic pain, arthritis,
cramps, muscle spasms, migraines, or headaches. This bud has a sweet and spicy
blueberry flavor with a punch of sour chemicals upon exhale. The aroma is similar,
although even more pungent and heavy with a fruity chemical overtone to it. Pink Gorilla
buds have long spade-shaped bright neon green nugs with dark orange hairs, pink
undertones, and a thick frosty coating of pink-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Gorilla Glue #4 x Pink 2.0]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Pine, Wood, Earthy

Pink Gorilla 14G Intros Flower

San Fernando Valley OG, aka SFV OG, is a distinguished Indica-dominant hybrid cultivated by Cali Connection, born from the legendary cross of OG Kush and a potent mystery Afghani strain from Homegrown Fantaseeds. This esteemed strain has earned accolades, securing 3rd place at the High Times Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam and 1st place at the Denver Cannabis Cup the same year. San Fernando Valley OG embodies the rich heritage of its lineage, offering a rich cannabis experience that seamlessly blends tradition with modern excellence.

The aroma of San Fernando Valley OG is a captivating fusion of earthy and lemony notes, accented by subtle hints of spice. This inviting fragrance is a reflection of its terpene profile, which includes Pinene, Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, and Caryophyllene. On the palate, users can expect a smooth and refreshing taste where tangy citrus harmonizes with deep herbal undertones, creating a complex and enjoyable flavor profile that delights the senses with every inhale and exhale.

When experiencing San Fernando Valley OG, users are enveloped in a serene and uplifting ambiance that elevates the spirit while grounding the body. The initial surge of euphoria fosters a joyful and positive mindset, encouraging a relaxed yet focused state of mind. As the effects deepen, a gentle wave of relaxation spreads, easing tension and promoting a sense of peaceful contentment. This harmonious blend of mental clarity and physical ease makes San Fernando Valley OG an ideal companion for creative endeavors, thoughtful reflection, or simply savoring moments of tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Unknown Afghani Strain]
Breeder: Cali Connection
Terpene Profile: Pinene, Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Focused
Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Lemon, Citrus, Spice

SFV OG 28G Flower

The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bruce Banner Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain: Introducing Kingdom Kush, a highly potent indica strain that combines the renowned OG Kush with the Grape strain. This expertly crafted blend offers a complex character and is known for its reliable ability to deliver a tranquil yet euphoric high. One of the standout qualities of Kingdom Kush is its gradual and impactful experience. Users can expect a gradual onset of relaxation, melting away the stresses of the day. As the effects deepen, a euphoric journey unfolds, uplifting mood and enhancing overall well-being. It provides a temporary escape from worries and fatigue, offering a truly relaxing high that appeals to cannabis enthusiasts seeking tranquility.

Beyond its effects, Kingdom Kush boasts a unique and unforgettable taste profile. With the first hit, users will savor the tangy grape flavor, followed by earthy and woody undertones inherited from its OG Kush lineage. Delicate hints of lavender add an extra layer of richness to the overall tasting experience. These elements come together harmoniously, creating an engaging and aromatic flavor journey that is as unique and nuanced as its effects.

For cannabis users who value both a deeply relaxing effect and an exquisite taste experience, Kingdom Kush stands as the strain of choice.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Tenzin Kush #4] X [OGLA '78]

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 10 of them. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Kingdom Kush Smokos 10pk x 0.5g

Trop Fetti is an hybrid strain thoughtfully developed by Oni Seed Co and pheno-hunted by the pros at Frosted Genetics. Born from the vibrant fusion of Tropicanna Cookies F1 and the beloved crosses of Animal Cookies and Cherry Pie, Trop Fetti delivers a unique  sensory experience that captivates both novice and seasoned enthusiasts. This strain is celebrated for its harmonious blend of sweet and savory flavors, where luscious pineapple and zesty citrus notes mingle seamlessly with earthy and flowery undertones, creating a truly indulgent taste profile reminiscent of your favorite fruity candies.

The distinctive aroma of Trop Fetti is a testament to its rich terpene profile, featuring Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene, and Linalool. Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a subtle spicy warmth that enhances the overall complexity. Myrcene and Humulene contribute earthy and herbal nuances, grounding the sweet and tangy flavors with depth and richness. This intricate terpene blend not only delights the palate but also fosters a balanced and enjoyable high, ensuring each puff is as flavorful as it is satisfying.

When savoring Trop Fetti, users are greeted with a vibrant buzz that effortlessly transitions into a mellowing relaxation, creating a balanced state of mind and body. The initial surge of euphoria sparks creativity and an uplifted mood, perfect for engaging in artistic projects or enjoying lively conversations. As the effects deepen, a soothing wave of relaxation spreads, easing tension and promoting a sense of calm contentment. This seamless blend of active creativity and tranquil relaxation makes Trop Fetti an ideal companion for enhancing your day, whether you're diving into a creative endeavor or looking to enjoy peaceful moments of reflection. 

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [Tropicanna Cookies F1] x [Animal Cookies x Cherry Pie]
Breeder: Oni Seed Co (Pheno-hunted by Frosted Genetics)
Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Active, Creative, Hungry, Tingly, Uplifted
Top Report Strain Flavors: Pineapple, Citrus, Earthy, Flowery, Mango, Sweet 

Trop Fetti 1G Pre-Roll

The Strain - Power Sherb is an exceptional hybrid strain first cultivated by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the dynamic cross of Sherb and Cookies & Cream IX3. This potent blend combines the beloved genetics of Girl Scout Cookies with the classic richness of Cookies and Cream, creating a strain that stands out for its unique and powerful effects. Power Sherb is renowned for its invigorating yet soothing profile, making it a sought-after choice for cannabis enthusiasts looking to elevate their experience.

The flavor profile of Power Sherb is a sophisticated interplay of sweet and earthy notes, enhanced by its robust terpene composition. Dominated by Limonene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, and Pinene, this strain delivers a tantalizing taste that begins with a burst of citrusy zest, reminiscent of fresh lemons, followed by deep, earthy undertones that add complexity. The subtle hints of diesel and pine provide a spicy and herbal finish, creating a well-rounded and memorable flavor experience. This intricate blend not only pleases the palate but also complements the strain’s uplifting and relaxing effects.

When enjoying Power Sherb, users are greeted with a harmonious blend of creativity and relaxation. The initial wave of euphoria sparks a joyful and motivated mindset, perfect for engaging in creative projects or tackling daily tasks with enhanced focus. As the high progresses, a gentle wave of relaxation washes over the body, easing tension and fostering a sense of calm contentment. This balanced effect encourages a positive outlook and a tranquil state of mind, allowing users to navigate their day with both energy and ease. Whether you’re seeking a boost in creativity or a moment of serene relaxation, Power Sherb delivers a versatile and enriching cannabis experience that uplifts the spirit and soothes the soul.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Sherb] x [Cookies & Cream IX3]
Breeder: Exotic Genetix
Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calm
Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Diesel, Earthy, Pine, Spicy/Herbal

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The Strain: Apple Stomper arrives as a bold hybrid born from Dante’s Inferno x Apple Fritter, marrying orchard-fresh sweetness with a deep, resinous backbone. Right away you’ll notice the strain’s fruity pedigree in the aroma and flavor, a bright apple and candied sugar ride over darker notes inherited from Dante’s side. Expect a complex bouquet where pie-like sweetness meets earthy, slightly diesel-tinged depth. It’s a dance of contrasts that keeps every inhale interesting.

Read through the terpene roster and the effects fall into place: limonene brings a citrusy lift and mood brightener, caryophyllene adds a warm, peppery anchor that steadies the mind, and myrcene supplies a mellowing, mellow-musky undercurrent. Humulene contributes subtle herbal earthiness while linalool sprinkles in floral calm and nerolidol adds a soft, woody hush. Together these compounds produce an experience that opens with a clear, upbeat mental nudge and then eases into a cozy, grounded calm - an uplifting first act that gently resolves into relaxed contentment.

Use Apple Stomper when you want a spirited yet easygoing vibe: it jump-starts conversation and creativity, then smooths the edges for low-key evenings or slow, focused projects. You might find it sparks lightheartedness and snack-time cravings as the uplift softens into a pleasant body ease. In short, Apple Stomper is a flavorful hybrid that flits between lively and laid-back, delivering both bright energy and comfortable calm in one rounded package.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Dante's Inferno] X [Apple Fritter]
Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Relaxed, Focused, Creative
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Apple, Vanilla, Diesel, Citrus, Woody

Apple Stomper 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain: Sunset Frost Cookies merges the sugary decadence of Sunset Sherbet with the potent, savory depth of GMO Cookies, creating a hybrid that embodies balance in both flavor and effect. From the first inhale, this strain delivers an intricate blend of sweet citrus, creamy vanilla, and earthy spice. Its aroma evokes a twilight moment in a summer garden: rich, fragrant, and soothingly warm. Each draw reveals new layers of complexity, with notes of fruit and spice melting into a velvety, dessert-like finish that lingers on the palate.

The terpene blend of Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene, and Bisabolol shapes both the experience and its nuanced aroma. Limonene brings a bright citrus clarity that energizes the senses, while Myrcene adds depth with its musky, grounding essence. Caryophyllene contributes a subtle peppery warmth that enriches the sweetness, as Linalool lends a soft floral calm. The addition of Humulene and Bisabolol rounds out the bouquet with woody and honeyed undertones, giving the strain a signature aroma that’s both uplifting and soothing.

The effects of Sunset Frost Cookies unfold like a slow sunset, beginning with a wave of euphoria that lifts the mind before easing into a serene, full-body calm. The cerebral clarity encourages mellow conversation or introspection, while the physical relaxation melts away lingering tension without sedation. Perfect for winding down the day or embracing a peaceful evening, Sunset Frost Cookies offers a luxurious balance of sweetness, depth, and calm - an indulgent hybrid that delivers on every note.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [GMO Cookies]
Breeder: Originally Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric Calm, Relaxed Focus, Balanced Mood
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Vanilla Cream, Earthy Spice, Fruit, Honey

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The Strain - Pink Gorilla is an Indica dominant hybrid strain created by crossing the potent Gorilla Glue #4 and Pink 2.0 strains. If you love Gorilla Glue, you'll be head over heels for Pink Gorilla. This bud packs the best of its parent strains and more, with immediate hard-hitting effects that will glue your body to the couch and let your mind fly free.

You'll feel a fast-hitting sense of focused euphoria, getting your mind out of any negative moods or racing thoughts and into a state of mental clarity. As your mind settles into this lifted state, a sense of relaxation will creep its way throughout your body, growing heavier and heavier, likely leaving you glued to the couch.

With these heavy effects, Pink Gorilla is often chosen to treat chronic pain, arthritis, cramps, muscle spasms, migraines, or headaches. This bud has a sweet and spicy blueberry flavor with a punch of sour chemicals upon exhale. The aroma is similar, although even more pungent and heavy with a fruity chemical overtone to it. Pink Gorilla buds have long spade-shaped bright neon green nugs with dark orange hairs, pink undertones, and a thick frosty coating of pink-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Gorilla Glue #4 x Pink 2.0]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Sleepy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Pine, Wood, Earthy

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

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